Somehow I managed to be born both creative and boring. I love art and writing but have no desire to skydive or rockclimb or snowboard or anything else that involves me getting eaten by a bear. Did I mention I have a really twisted sense of humour?
So anyways I'm a 6-foot-2, grey-eyed, non-religious, balding, 185-pound, 32-year-old Caucasian male (or at least I was when I wrote this, I could have become black since then). I'm looking for a long-term relationship, not just a "fun time" or "trophy girlfriend." Sometimes it's nice to cuddle up with someone sober after a long winter day.
It's okay if you're shy, or tall, or short, or ethnic, or religious, or broke, or walk to work, or looking for work, or live with family, or see Leprechauns dancing on your keyboard every Tuesday night. Believe me, I've had some crushes on some interesting women. Ladygeeks, ladydweebs, ladynerds and ladydorks are all welcome! 8-)
No smoking: Smoking is a tax on the stupid... And no golddiggers: I am certainly not successful, financially secure, independent, driven, $hitogether, life-together, self-sufficient, want-knowing, ambitious or even "quids-in" haha!
BONUS POINTS IF...
-You're allergic to cats
-You feel neckties are a little bit pointless
-You know what handcuffs are really for ;-)
So send me a message, especially if I had to favoritize you haha! :)
I'm just looking for trust and intimacy with someone I can really talk to.
A first date should be all about yakking. Maybe a walk or an ice cream, not a noisy concert or a crowded theatre inconducive to yakking.
DISCLAIMER: Do not insert nerd in microwave. Nerd is completeley useless at sports and not intended for prolonged outdoor use. Store your dork in a cool, dry place and give it plenty of water. Geek reserves right to crush on platonic loiterers seen poaching on dating website. Each sold separately. Product may not be exactly as shown because it wears glasses in real life. Ask your doctor if unattractive dorks are right for you. Side-effects may include relaxing massages, delicious subs and hickies. This side up. Void where prohibited.
Some people say my pictures are strange. I am strange. If you wanted normal you would be at the bar right now.