sneakycows: Must love dorks. 8-)
Non-Smoker with Thin body type
Innisfail, Alberta
32 year old Male, 6' 2" (188cm), Non-religious
Caucasian Virgo with Bald
sneakycows is looking for a relationship.
Bachelors degree
Office zombie

Ignoramuses or ignorami?

I am Seeking a Woman For Long Term
Needs Test View his relationship needs Chemistry View his chemistry results
Do you drink? No Do you want children? Undecided/Open
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Pets No Pets Eye Color Grey
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship Under 1 year How ambitious are you? Not Ambitious

About Me
Somehow I managed to be born both creative and boring. I love art and writing but have no desire to skydive or rock-climb or snowboard or anything else that involves me getting eaten by a bear. Did I mention I have a really twisted sense of humor?

So anyways I'm a 6-foot-2, grey-eyed, non-religious, balding, 185-pound, 32-year-old Caucasian male (or at least I was when I wrote this, I could have become black since then). I'm looking for a long-term relationship, not just a "fun time" or "trophy girlfriend." Sometimes it's nice to cuddle up with someone sober after a long winter day.

It's okay if you're shy, or tall, or short, or ethnic, or religious, or broke, or walk to work, or looking for work, or live with family, or see Leprechauns dancing on your keyboard every Tuesday night. Believe me, I've had some crushes on some interesting women. Ladygeeks, ladydweebs, ladynerds and ladydorks are all welcome! 8-)

1. You're allergic to cats
2. You feel neckties are a little bit pointless
3. You know what handcuffs are really for ;-)

1. No smokers. (Smoking is a tax on the stupid.)
2. No golddiggers. (I am certainly not successful, independent, ambitious, $hitogether, want-knowing or even "quids-in" haha)

So send me a message, especially if I had to "favoritize" you! :)
I'm looking for trust and intimacy with someone I can really talk to.

First Date
A first date should be all about yakking. Maybe a walk or an ice cream, not a noisy concert or a crowded theater inconducive to yakking.

DISCLAIMER: Do not insert nerd in microwave. Nerd is completely useless at sports and not intended for prolonged outdoor use. Store your dork in a cool, dry place and give it plenty of water. Geek reserves right to crush on platonic loiterers seen poaching on dating website. Each sold separately. Product may not be exactly as shown because it wears glasses in real life. Ask your doctor if unattractive dorks are right for you. Side-effects may include relaxing massages, delicious subs and hickies. This side up. Void where prohibited.

Some people say my pictures are strange. I am strange. If you wanted normal you would be at the bar right now.

Mail Settings
To send a message to sneakycows you MUST meet the following criteria:
Age between 18 and 42.