Insensitive, uncaring, don't listen, but tactile - one out of four ain't bad.
Like going out, staying in, snuggling up with a good dvd and watching a glass of red, and stuff - or sumfink. Oh yes, walks.
My pic is only ten years old - use your imagination to add the scars of cares, woes and time, combated by a multi-vit pill a day and keeping out of the sun.
One of my ways of earning a crust is pest control - so if you have any wasps, ants (indoors), fleas, bed-bugs, or roaches which need attention, or need a proofing survey and remedial works on the property to keep rats and mice out then jus' holler.
Japanese knotweed control, hedge-laying, dry-stone walling and tree care advice also available - just business.
Garden maintenance by someone who actually understands pruning too - and that's quite rare!
Some of my interests are made up - can you spot which ones?
Favourite films? - So many, ones I re-watch frequently include "The Third Man" (the final scene is something else), "Broadway Danny Rose" ("forgiveness, acceptance and love") "The Man Who Would Be King" (Give 'em a round a-piece) "Kind Hearts and Coronets" (the tenth Duke of Chalfont has such style), "The Black Narcissus" (those colours!)."Love and death" (an amusing homage to Russian film and literature).
Books? - Mostly factual, go on. ask me a question.
Tea? English Breakfast, none of that who's left washing up liquid in the cup Earl Grey stuff for me thanx - straight on the parlour palm.
Shopping? - Charity shoppes - pre-loved treasures and tomes.
Politics - to the right of Ming the Merciless
Blithe Spirit - another fave movie.
Goals? Swim with the bubbly lassies. World peas. Invent a powder to heal the forests yesterday.
A mug, a bap, a chat, a song.
Not likely to be successful if you have paved and decked your garden and ripped out your hedges and chopped down your trees - but if you want to be shamelessly used for physical gratification as punishment for your lack of environmental empathy then I guess you could still message.