short-n-funny: Lifes's short & so is your next comic...
About
Non-smoker with Average body type
City
Tracy, California
Details
54 year old Man, 5' 7" (170cm), Christian - other
Ethnicity
Hispanic Capricorn with Black hair
Intent
short-n-funny Anything
Education
Some college
Personality
Profession
Material Planner/Scheduler







I am Seeking a Woman For Long term
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry View his chemistry results
Do you drink? I do not drink Do you want children? No
Marital Status Divorced Do you do drugs? No
Pets No Pets Eye Color Other
Do you have a car? N/A Do you have children? Yes
Longest Relationship


Interests
Trusting godSpiritualityMy three beautiful sons
My familyYour kidsCommunication
The beatlesLive comedyDancing but need lessons
Outdoor fun volleyballSitcomsThe history channel
True crime showsMarveling at sunsetsExploring new places
San franciscoTahoeReno
VegasLaughing with peopleLaughing at people
Laughing at myselfLaughing at youEnjoying life one day at a time
Scenic motorcyle ridesHavin good coffeeThe ocean
Monterey/pacific grove b & bsWatching sportsSf giants
St louis ramsMajor prize fights aka boxingConcerts
Curling up on the couchEating outTryng new foods/restaurants
Taking drivesDay tripsWeekend trips
Christmas shopping in sfChristmas shopping anywhereYard sales
Hole in the wall shopsStaying inGoing out
Surprising my honeyCraft fairsStreet festivals
Bbqing chicken & ribsAlmost any movieShowing affection
Accepting other cultuersHearing other languages

About Me
It's who you're with, not the activity or venue that makes the moment dont you think? The person on your arm or at your side can make any time or place romantic or funny or special and memorable. That's what I feel. That's what I'm looking for.

Reasonably intelligent and relatively sane guy here who is NOT looking for a hook-up, one night stand or FWB here!! I'm looking for a monogamous relationship. I realize it must start with friendship first. I'm not looking to jump between the sheets right now (although I looked it up and I have officially regained my virginity!) ; ) ....................

I'm HUGE on communication! I'll ask you "how was your day?" everyday because I really want to know! I wont hold back my feelings. I'll tell you how much you mean to me all the time. I'll also tell you whats bothering me. I real man will share his fears, not hide them. If you're not honest and open with me it just wont work!! I cannot become a better man if the one I love most doesnt tell me where I'm wrong. I dont care about winning arguments. I'd rather be wrong and happy.

Here are some fun but critical notes I should mention at this time:

-IF YOU'RE A HARDCORE ATHEIST - SEE YA, WOULDN'T WANNA BE YA. YA GOTTA BELIEVE IN A POWER GREATER THAN YOURSELF. I'LL PRAY FOR YOU THOUGH.
-IF YOU'RE NOT INTO CHILDREN - SEE YA AND HAVE A NICE DAY. HUG YOUR GOLDFISH FOR ME!
-IF YOU'RE WAY INTO MONEY, STATUS OR MATERIAL THINGS - MOVE RIGHT ALONG AND I'LL BUY YOU THE NICEST POSTCARD I CAN FIND. YOU CAN COVER THE POSTAGE.
-IF YOU'RE WAY INTO LOOKS, THINK YOU'RE A MODEL AND DEMAND A HOTTIE THEN YOU'RE DEFINITELY NOTTY (??) FOR ME (never claimed to be a poet).

All that being said, I have three beautiful boys 50% of my time so you'd have to be ok with kids. Of course, I'd welcome yours into my life without trying to be their father.

I love to laugh and try to make others laugh. It's sooo good for the soul. Besides, I beieve if you dont laugh at yourself, someone else will! While I know when to be serious I look for the humorous side of things in this sometimes stressful world. I dabbled in stand-up comedy for about a year at an amateur level. I always asked the MC to introduce me as my headline reads at the top of this page. It was a blast chasing a dream. If you funny let's write some material and hit the open mike shows!!

I work hard to try to stay grateful and humble. I am grateful just to be above ground most days! I try to help others when I can. Helping a stuck motorist, holding the door open for others and smiling and saying hi to strangers. Of course, none of that applies if it's raining or too hot or we're on our way home and we're hungry or feeling frisky!

I'm very warm and affectionate and like to show it. I like public displays of affection, especailly if its us doing it! Once, a women and I were almost arrested for...ah nevermind! I love to surprise my honey with little gifts and flowers. I like to be romantic. I also hope your not afraid to hit your knees and pray with me during those difficult times.

I'm hoping to find a woman with similar qualities or interests. I will always be open to new interests that my mate may have and would never expect her to change if they are not for me. I am fiercly loyal and would stand by you or stand up for you FIRST and ask questions later. I hope to find a reasonably fit woman that believes in herself and is ok with just being herself, not being fake to please someone.

I eventually hope to find someone with whom I'd walk through hell's fire if necessary in order to walk through Heaven's gates.

First Date
I would like to meet for dinner or coffee in a comfortable place so that we can talk and get to know each other. I want to be able to look into your eyes to see what you're about. But I may wear dark glasses (just kiddin)!


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