aslm777
Age: 56
Long term
IsleOfHugh: Burly bear man 4U (sorry no pic allowed)
About
Non-smoker with Average body type
City
Encino, California
Details
53 year old Man, 5' 8" (173cm), Other Religion
Ethnicity
Caucasian Cancer with Brown hair
Intent
IsleOfHugh
Education
High School
Personality
Profession
diverse


dating
User has private images






I am Seeking a Woman For Dating
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry Not Completed
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? No
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Pets No Pets Eye Color Other
Do you have a car? N/A Do you have children? Yes
Longest Relationship



About Me
Seeking low-stress, low-drama healthy diet. Taking breathing lessons. Remember how it was when you were a kid before you became at all cynical? If only we had known then what we know now. But if you're a devil in a red dress, I'll probably never learn. Come dance in the moonlight, even use me and abuse me, but whatever you do, don't write bad checks.

JUST NO CRAZY WOMEN PLEASE!!!

Tell me ifyou know the answer to this riddle:

If April showers bring May flowers, what do Mayflowers bring?



Sorry no pics, the site owner won't let me upload any and won't say why not. But if you're a reasonable lady with any amount of grace, charm, and class and you've read this far, I'd like to know more about you and maybe you're curious to know something about me. What would a connection feel like, you wonder? Maybe we'll even find that certain kind of chemistry (you know what I'm talking about), I hope so. Do you feel very passionately about some things outside yourself, anything at all? That's usually a pretty good sign for me that you have something going on upstairs. Tell me what turns you on *out* of the bedroom, because after all that's where most of the action is if you think about it and it's in your head all the time. I want to know something about you, what makes you special, what you're interested in. I'll tell you a few things about me too:

I'm intelligent and well-educated and I don't care what anybody else thinks of me. Mostly I do what I want, when I want, but you probably figured that out already. I don't smoke tobacco, I'm lots of fun, but I don't have time for petty drama or emotional hysterics. I'm interested in a lot of things, some more than others: science, ancient art, politics (if you're a big fan of Bush Junior the war criminal, we won't get along well unless you have a sense of humor, but what conservative has a sense of humor?), John Titor's story (Google him if you don't know what I'm talking about), camping & the outdoors, travel, foreign languages, freedom and justice, nuclear disarmament, the nature of consciousness & mind expansion, Amsterdam, Berlin, Paris, Florence, Corfu, Crete, children, animals, the mysteries of the universe, boats, airplanes, space exploration, nanoengineering, photography, building and fixing things, outdoor concerts (Belle and Sebastian were fantastic at the Hollywood Bowl recently), and probably plenty more things that I can't think of right now, you can ask me later. I always like learning new things so please tell me what you can teach me (in this context Tantric Yoga would be fun to get into). I've had a number of occupations ranging from beach lifeguard to research scientist at NASA, and been a single parent (the hardest job of all) of twin daughters who are now in college, finally. I've been involved and still am involved in some interesting entrepreneurial ventures, but none of these things define me except perhaps to some extent my interest in consciousness, my life's purpose that nothing can drag me away from, not even you.

Does any of this tell you what you really want to know? I wonder. Just ask if you have questions. (BTW - Full Disclosure buried down here - I'm really 56 but took ten years off to show up better in searches. Besides I've been vegetarian almost all my life so am healthier and biologically younger than a lot of 36 year olds, this sorta splits the difference). I'll finish this with some jokes that I found some humor in, if you like any of them too at least we can be pretty sure we'll have some fun together.

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Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes, that way when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

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Whatever doesn't kill me makes me stronger . Not lifting weights doesn't kill me. Therefore not lifting weights makes me stronger.

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QUIET SEX:

Tired of a listless sex life, the man came right out
and asked his wife during a recent lovemaking session,
"How come you never tell me when you have an orgasm?"
She glanced at him casually and replied,
"You're never home!"

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CONFOUNDED SEX:

A man was in a terrible accident,
and his "manhood" was mangled and torn from his body.
His doctor assured him that modern medicine
could give him back his manhood,
but that his insurance wouldn't cover the surgery
since it was considered cosmetic.
The doctor said the cost would be
$3,500 for small,
$6,500 for medium,
$14,000 for large.
The man was sure he would want a medium or large,
but the doctor urged him to talk it over with
his wife before he made any decision.
The man called his wife on the phone
and explained their options.
The doctor came back into the room,
and found the man looking dejected.
"Well, what have the two of you decided?" asked the doctor.
The man answered,
"She'd rather remodel the kitchen".

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MY FAVORITE GAY JOKE

Two gay guys are sitting in a bar when a beautiful blonde genuine female walks by their table. One of the guys looks her up and down with lust in his eyes as she walks by; his companion, irritated, kicks him under the table and says 'What the hell, are you going straight on me or something?' The first gay guy says 'No, not to worry. It's just that every now and then when I see a woman that gorgeous, I can't help but wish I'd been born a lesbian'.

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Donald Rumsfeld is giving Bush his daily briefing.
He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, three Brazilian soldiers were
killed."

"OH NO!" Bush exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff is stunned at this unusual display of concern.
They watch nervously as Bush sits, head in hands.

Finally, Bush looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

~~~

After numerous rounds of "We don't even know if Osama is still alive," Osama himself decided to send George Bush a letter in his own handwriting to let him know he was still in the game. Bush opened the letter, and it appeared to contain a single line of coded message:

370HSSV-O773H

Bush was baffled, so he e-mailed it to Condi Rice. Condi and her aides had no clue so they sent it to the FBI. No one could solve it at the FBI, so it went to the CIA, then to NSA.

With no clue as to its meaning they eventually asked Britain's MI6 for help. Within a minute MI6 cabled the White House with this reply: "You are

First Date
Women need to feel comfortable on a first date, so really whatever will set you at ease is okay with me. How about we meet at Borders for coffee? I have to tell you though I don't really care much for coffee, I'll probably get a smoothie instead. Wait here's a better idea, why don't we just skip the first date and start at the second one?

Apparently the control freak who runs this website didn't like my pictures so he deleted them, they must have been too funny or something, he doesn't explain why he censors people's creativity. So this profile must remain but a pale shadow of what I would like to do with it if I wasn't censored. Oh well...

HOW ABOUT A LITTLE MORE HUMOR ABOUT SELF-DESCRIPTIONS? (sent to me by a friend, don't take them too seriously, I actually like most feminists for example):

40-ish... 49
Adventurer... Slept with all your friends
Athletic... No tits
Average looking... Has a face like a basset hound
Beautiful... Pathological liar
Emotionally Secure... Medicated (I particularly like this one.)
Feminist... Ugly ball buster
Free spirit... Junkie (and this one)
Friendship first... Trying to live down reputation as a s l u t
Fun... Annoying
Gentle... Comatose
Good Listener... Borderline Autistic
New-Age... All body hair, all the time
Old-fashioned... Lights out, missionary position only, no BJs
Open-minded... Desperate
Outgoing... Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate... Sloppy Drunk
Poet... Depressive Schizophrenic (that's good too.)
Professional... Certified B*tch
Redhead... Bad dye-job
Romantic... Looks better by candle light
Social... Has been passed around like an hors d'oeuvres tray
Wants Soulmate... Potential Stalker
Widow... Drove first husband to shoot himself
Young at heart... Old Bat

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There are 2 theories on arguing with women. Neither works.

Life is too short for drama & petty things, so kiss slowly, laugh insanely,
Love truly and forgive quickly