Labyalicker
Age: 34
Dating
MrOrdinary: Warning! Contents may explode if clicked
About
Non-smoker with Athletic body type
City
Lethbridge, Alberta
Details
36 year old Man, 5' 9" (175cm), Christian - other
Ethnicity
Caucasian Taurus with Brown hair
Intent
MrOrdinary Casual Dating/No Commitment
Education
PhD / Post Doctoral
Personality
Profession
Multimedia designer


dating
And they say I only play the "pocket" variety.






I am Seeking a Woman For Dating
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry Not Completed
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Yes
Marital Status Not Single and Not Looking Do you do drugs? No
Pets No Pets Eye Color Other
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship Over 1 year



About Me
My name is Dan, and I'm a ninja, so don't be surprised when we meet if you're blinded by awesome. I'll totally understand, but at the same time there's also a waiver that I'll have to ask you to fill out before we get together. You know, for legal reasons. Most people don't understand how hard it is to be a ninja. If I had a nickel for every time I've been sued for blinding someone with the power of awesome, well... I'd probably have back all the money I've gotten sued for for blinding people with awesome.

My interests include ninjas, movies, ice cream cake, not-pirates, martial arts, tequila, and pop-up books. My turn-offs are coconut, vigilant guards, faulty bamboo staffs, decently hidden traps, and people that talk during movies.

I think the perfect woman is one who can fall from two stories and land on her feet.

First Date
Okay, check this. We meet up in a deli in Cairo, I'm the street savvy gunfighter and you're the innocent yet intelligent archaeologist from Cambridge. You've recently found a mysterious relic of great historical significance at your latest dig and you're showing me the thing over bubbling conversation and a pot of tea. Suddenly, these masked thugs breach the doors of the deli and go straight for our table with weapons drawn. Acting swiftly, I kick over the table as a diversion, grab you by the arm and make a mad dash for the rear exit with gunfire rattling all around us! Long story short, we discover the ancient secrets of the artifact you found -- a source of immortality that's being sought after by a rich collector in Zaire -- we unearth an ancient tomb in the Guatemalan rainforests, fight off armies of human and undead thugs while dodging ancient curses and traps, we destroy the artifact, save the world, fall madly in love and ride off into the sunset.

Sound fun? Great, pick you up at eight.