My name is Dan, and I'm a ninja, so don't be surprised when we meet if you're blinded by awesome. I'll totally understand, but at the same time there's also a waiver that I'll have to ask you to fill out before we get together. You know, for legal reasons. Most people don't understand how hard it is to be a ninja. If I had a nickel for every time I've been sued for blinding someone with the power of awesome, well... I'd probably have back all the money I've gotten sued for for blinding people with awesome.
My interests include ninjas, movies, ice cream cake, not-pirates, martial arts, tequila, and pop-up books. My turn-offs are coconut, vigilant guards, faulty bamboo staffs, decently hidden traps, and people that talk during movies.
I think the perfect woman is one who can fall from two stories and land on her feet.