Hi, I'm Kevin. Exceptionally traditional but refreshingly original. Make yourself at home and feel free to look around, but please keep your feet off the furniture.
I recently graduated from law school and business school, and now I'm a corporate lawyer by day (and sometimes by night, too), but that's hardly what I'm doing with my life.
The first thing people usually notice about me is that I have a deep voice, and my words carry so much weight that they would break the jaw of a less interesting man.