Irish/Scottish/Various Caribbean represented heritage here. Lawyer and part-time model is only looking to expand his social circle at this point. Recently looking to take up new hobbies ,including but not, limited to rock climbing, sky diving and scuba diving. I really love to dance, so please bring all you have to it. I love hip hop music especially, but I can say I like mixture of everything from U2 to Bob Marley.
One of my favorites..
In and after commitment, loves comes and goes as well. In commitment, when love appears to fleet and whither, then it must be fought for as a knight battles a dragon for his life and the life of the damsel. Why? Because it is a commitment!!!
The law, my boy, puts us into everything. It's the ultimate backstage pass, it's the new priesthood, baby!
-John Milton (Al Pacino), "The Devil's Advocate"
"The bottom is loaded with nice people, Albert. Only cream and
"If you think education is expensive, try ignorance"
“There is far too much law for those who can afford it and far too little for those who cannot.”
"Put your hand on a stove for a minute and it seems like an hour. Sit with that special girl for an hour and it seems like a minute. That's relativity."
"If Tyranny and Oppression come to this land, it will be in the guise of fighting a foreign enemy."
I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ.
The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong.
"We, in this country, do not want for stupid people. Go outside, touch every third person, and you're gonna find an idiot."--- Judge Judith Sheindlin
“People who are willing to give up their liberty for a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.”
"Don't judge those who try and fail. Judge only those who fail to try."
H. Jackson Brown
"We must accept finite disappointment, but never lose infinite hope."
Martin Luther King, Jr.
DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS
40-ish - 49
Adventurous - Slept with everyone
Athletic - No tits
Average looking - Ugly
Beautiful - Pathological liar
Contagious Smile - Does a lot of pills
Emotionally secure - On medication
Feminist - Fat
Free spirit - Junkie
Friendship first - Former very *friendly*person
Fun - Annoying
New Age - Body hair in the wrong places
Open-minded - Desperate
Outgoing - Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate - Sloppy drunk
Professional - ****
Voluptuous - Very Fat
Large frame - Hugely Fat
Wants Soul mate - Stalker
40-ish....... 52 and looking for 25-yr-old
Athletic..... Watches a lot of NASCAR
Average looking....... Unusual hair growth on ears, nose, & back
Educated..... Will patronize the hell out of you
Free Spirit.. will take you sister
Friendship first...... As long as friendship involves nookie
Fun. Good with a remote and a six pack
Good looking. Arrogant
Very good looking..... Dumb as a board
Honest....... Pathological Liar
Huggable..... Overweight, more body hair than a bear
Likes to cuddle....... Insecure mama's boy
Mature....... Older than your father
Open-minded.. Wants to sleep with your roommate but she's not interested
Physically fit........ Does a lot of 12-ounce curls
Sensitive.... Cries at chick flicks
Very sensitive........ Gay
Spiritual.... Got laid in a cemetery once
Stable....... Arrested for stalking, but not convicted
1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want
5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = you're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = you better not
8. Do what you want = you will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = of course I am upset, you moron!
10. You're very attentive tonight = is sex all you ever think about?
1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = let's have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you
11. Those shoes don't go with that outfit = I'm gay
Adult---someone who has stopped growing at both ends and started growing >in the middle.>
Afternoon---The part of the day spent working out how U wasted the >morning> Alcohol-A Liquid good for preserving anything except secrets.
Cannibal--One who Loves his fellowman-with gravy.
Christmas--Holiday in which neither the Past nor the Future is of as much interest as the Present
Committee--A group of the Unwilling, chosen from the Unfit, to do the Unnecessary.
Conclusion---The place U get tired of Thinking.
Conscience---What hurts when all your other parts feel Great.
Cosmetics-A woman's means for keeping a man reading "between the Lines."
Divorce---Transformation from a Duet to a Duel.
Honesty-fear of being caught.
Justice---A decision in your favor.
Marriage---A romance in which hero dies in the first Chapter.
Secret-something U tell to one person at a time.
A recent scientific study found that women find different male faces attractive depending on where they are in their menstrual cycle. For example, when a woman is ovulating she will prefer a man with rugged, masculine features. However when she is menstruating, she prefers a man doused in petrol and set on fire, with scissors stuck in his eye and a cricket stump shoved up his ass.
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