Piratejeff357: POF alrighty then!!!
Non-Smoker with Average body type
Aubrun hills, Michigan
50 year old Male, 6' 2" (188cm), Christian - other
Caucasian, Aries
Piratejeff357 is looking for a relationship.
High school
Robot Programmer

I am Seeking a Woman For Dating
Needs Test View his relationship needs Chemistry View his chemistry results
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Does not want children
Marital Status Divorced Do you do drugs? No
Hair Color Bald Eye Color Blue
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? Yes
Longest Relationship Over 10 years How ambitious are you? Ambitious
Pets No Pets  

About Me
Well now that I have your attention!(gotcha) I just wanted to say I thought long and hard about this section of the profile and what to write, and since a lot of this stuff that happens on these sites is bull Ca Ca anyways! I thought why not just make a list of reasons to want to date Jeff! (LOL)

1. I am actually single! I know just like everyone else on here right! and don't do Booty calls or FWBs or kicking it! I Love sex but not of the cheap, sleazy, meaningless kind! (wow did I just say that)! wow, I hope no one reads this! LMAO!

2. I don't live in someone elses Basement! and have a drivers license and a vehicle!!!

3. My Ma Ma thinks I am cute and I hope yours does too! and other than my wisdoms, I have all my teffers!

4. I will not show you pictures of my material possessions, or of the family jewels and don't even own a trench coat! Oh thanks to the ladies for the recent requests for the shirtless pictures, I have been considering getting with the program like the other very secure gentlemen out there! ;)

5. I have a lot of Animal Magnetism! Oh alright, I guess animals seem o like me and I like them! LOL.

6. I am kid Tested and Mother approved!

7. You will never have to wonder what I look like if I went Bald, or use the last of the Shampoo!

8. Babies seem to love me, but I am starting to think that maybe, in their minds I am just a bigger version of themselves because of the hair cut!

9. I know you're probably thinking at this point I am just another pretty face, (LMAO really freaking hard) but I am not a Mimbo (male Bimbo), I was once described as a bald version of Kevin Costner my reply was thanks, but I pretty much thought he was bald now too? LOL

10. My theory about this profile is better to be a smart A** than a Dumb A**

So Ok its a little Tounge in Cheek, but true anyways, Wow I ended up with Ten? I wonder if Lettermans hiring?

I am a very young 49 I get out and live life and love trying and seeing new things and have a zest for life! Looking for a girl who is similar to that who loves life and lives it! I ride a motorcycle and it would be nice to have a girl on the back, its a cruiser and not a crotch rocket, so its more comfy, I spend as much time as I can on the water and Love it!!! If my granddaughter is with me you might think I am a kid also? I guess what I am trying to say is I want someone who gets it! and lets me be me!!!

A lot of my hobbies or interests I do still do some I miss doing and honestly have been more in Career mode the past couple years I do miss working out and maybe with the right woman I would get back into it and haven't line danced in a while same thing there, sometimes us adults just get busy I guess is what I am saying!

Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
Start with coffee or a drink, and if neither of us leaves a burn out in the parking lot, from trying to flee from each other, (just kidding) than maybe progress to dinner or a walk!

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