Well now that I have your attention!(gotcha) I just wanted to say I thought long and hard about this section of the profile and what to write, and since a lot of this stuff that happens on these sites is bull Ca Ca anyways! I thought why not just make a list of reasons to want to date Jeff! (LOL)
1. I am actually single! I know just like everyone else on here right! and don't do Booty calls or FWBs or kicking it! I Love sex but not of the cheap, sleazy, meaningless kind! (wow did I just say that)! wow, I hope no one reads this! LMAO!
2. I don't live in someone elses Basement! and have a drivers license and a vehicle!!!
3. My Ma Ma thinks I am cute and I hope yours does too! and other than my wisdoms, I have all my teffers!
4. I will not show you pictures of my material possessions, or of the family jewels and don't even own a trench coat! Oh thanks to the ladies for the recent requests for the shirtless pictures, I have been considering getting with the program like the other very secure gentlemen out there! ;)
5. I have a lot of Animal Magnetism! Oh alright, I guess animals seem o like me and I like them! LOL.
6. I am kid Tested and Mother approved!
7. You will never have to wonder what I look like if I went Bald, or use the last of the Shampoo!
8. Babies seem to love me, but I am starting to think that maybe, in their minds I am just a bigger version of themselves because of the hair cut!
9. I know you're probably thinking at this point I am just another pretty face, (LMAO really freaking hard) but I am not a Mimbo (male Bimbo), I was once described as a bald version of Kevin Costner my reply was thanks, but I pretty much thought he was bald now too? LOL
10. My theory about this profile is better to be a smart A** than a Dumb A**
So Ok its a little Tounge in Cheek, but true anyways, Wow I ended up with Ten? I wonder if Lettermans hiring?
I am a very young 49 I get out and live life and love trying and seeing new things and have a zest for life! Looking for a girl who is similar to that who loves life and lives it! I ride a motorcycle and it would be nice to have a girl on the back, its a cruiser and not a crotch rocket, so its more comfy, I spend as much time as I can on the water and Love it!!! If my granddaughter is with me you might think I am a kid also? I guess what I am trying to say is I want someone who gets it! and lets me be me!!!
A lot of my hobbies or interests I do still do some I miss doing and honestly have been more in Career mode the past couple years I do miss working out and maybe with the right woman I would get back into it and haven't line danced in a while same thing there, sometimes us adults just get busy I guess is what I am saying!
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
Start with coffee or a drink, and if neither of us leaves a burn out in the parking lot, from trying to flee from each other, (just kidding) than maybe progress to dinner or a walk!