Well now that I have your attention!(gotcha) I just wanted to say I thought long and hard about this section of the profile and what to write, and since alot of this stuff that happens on these sites is bull Ca Ca any ways! I thought why not just make a list of reasons to want to date Jeff! (LOL)
1. I am actually single! I know just like every one else on here right! and dont do Booty calls or FWBs or kicking it! I Love sex but not of the cheap, sleazy, meaningless kind! (wow did I just say that)! wow I hope no one reads this! LMAO!
2. I dont live in some one elses Basement! and have a drivers license and a vehicle!!!
3. My Ma Ma thinks I am cute and I hope yours does too! and other than my wisdoms, I have all my teffers!
4. I will not show you pictures of my matireal possessions, or of the family jewels and dont even own a trench coat! Oh thanks to the ladies for the recent requests for the shirtless pictures, I have been considering getting with the program like the other very secure gentlemen out there! ;)
5. I have a lot of Animal Magnetisim! Oh alright I guess animals seem too like me and I like them! LOL.
6. I am kid Tested and Mother approved!
7. You will never have too wonder what I look like if I went Bald, or use the last of the Shampoo!
8. Babies seem to love me, but I am starting too think that maybe, in their minds I am just a bigger version of themselves because of the hair cut!
9. I know your probably thinking at this point I am just another pretty face, (LMAO really freaking hard) but I am not a Mimbo (male Bimbo), I was once described as a bald version of Kevin Costner my reply was thanks, but I pretty much thought he was bald now too? LOL
10. My theory about this profile is better to be a smart A** than a Dumb A**
So Ok its a little Tounge in Cheek, but true any ways, Wow I ended up with Ten? I wonder if Lettermans hiring?
I am a very young 49 I get out and live life and love trying and seeing new things and have a zest for life! Looking for a girl who is similar to that who loves life and lives it! I ride a motorcycle and it would be nice too have a girl on the back, its a cruiser and not a crotch rocket, so its more comfy, I spend as much time as I can on the water and Love it!!! If my granddaughter is with me you might think I am a kid also? I guess what I am trying to say is I want some one who gets it! and lets me be me!!!
Start with coffee or a drink, and if neither of us leaves a burn out in the parking lot, from trying to flee from each other, (just kidding) than maybe progress to dinner or a walk!