Well now that I have your attention!(gotcha) I just wanted to say I thought long and hard about this section of the profile and what to write, and since alot of this stuff that happens on these sites is bull Ca Ca any ways! I thought why not just make a list of reasons to want to date Jeff! (LOL)
1. I am actually single! I know just like every one else on here right! and dont do Booty calls or FWBs or kicking it! I Love sex but not of the cheap, sleazy, meaningless kind! (wow did I just say that)! wow I hope no one reads this! LMAO!
2. I dont live in some one elses Basement! and have a drivers license and a vehicle!!!
3. My Ma Ma thinks I am cute and I hope yours does too! and other than my wisdoms, I have all my teffers!
4. I will not show you pictures of my matireal possessions, or of the family jewels and dont even own a trench coat! Oh thanks to the ladies for the recent requests for the shirtless pictures, I have been considering getting with the program like the other very secure gentlemen out there! ;)
5. I have a lot of Animal Magnetisim! Oh alright I guess animals seem too like me and I like them! LOL.
6. I am kid Tested and Mother approved!
7. You will never have too wonder what I look like if I went Bald, or use the last of the Shampoo!
8. Babies seem to love me, but I am starting too think that maybe, in their minds I am just a bigger version of themselves because of the hair cut!
9. I know your probably thinking at this point I am just another pretty face, (LMAO really freaking hard) but I am not a Mimbo (male Bimbo), I was once described as a bald version of Kevin Costner my reply was thanks, but I pretty much thought he was bald now too? LOL
10. My theory about this profile is better to be a smart A** than a Dumb A**
So Ok its a little Tounge in Cheek, but true any ways, Wow I ended up with Ten? I wonder if Lettermans hiring? LOL
* Since I really do want to go work for Letterman, I could not change my list to any thing more than 10! And I know your thinking could there actualy be more to this guy, but wait theres more!!!
The reason for my headlines name actually has some meaning!!! I just have had a few things said to me from a couple of girls I have dated one fairly recent and one I have kept contact with over the few years I have known her, and was more than a little shocked to hear Iam being lumped in the category of being a player, with the reasoning that because some women find me attractive I have to be a player!!! first I have to say what a load of crap!!! and sorry kind of judgemental and sexist all at the same time!!! Being considered cute and having some confidence and being friendly and outgoing doesnt make you a player!!! so here is my rebuttal since you really think you know me!!!
Heres a little bit of things about me a lot of people dont know! Iam a small town boy, who never forgot where he came from yet never really learned to fit into the city, so I guess Iam a mixture of both! but for the most part a real simple guy! If its something I like wether its a vehicle, boat, motorcycle, cat or whatever it will get a nickname and I will talk to it like its a old friend!!! (dont call the paddy wagon) I was a single daddy for 14 years, It was very hard and I do know what its like to not only be a single parent but what real true discrimination is!!!! One of my favorite songs is Simple man by Lynrd Skynrd because the words help me to keep it simple!!!
I have a very big heart which sometimes gets me in trouble, and because I like to be the hero its not always a good mix, but yet I would rather have that then to be a bitter selfserving person who takes advantage of anyone they can!!! much like the players or the dogs of the world!!! I can even be shy sometimes!!! I dont like to date more than one women at a time as it feels wrong and kind of shallow, which is also why I dont do the booty call thing!!! One of my favorite movies is the notebook but I probably wont watch it with you unless we are in love as its too sad and I dont like to show that side!!! I too have been in relationships where I began to be treated like a object or a piece of meat, Iam a person with feelings and needs just like everyone else! I have had chances to be a kept man and have a Sugar MaMa, not something I could do!!! well I hope I didnt emberass myself here, sure I did but at least its real!!!
In all reality, Im like a big bald headed Teddy bear! just looking for a girl who is going to rock my world, because im hoping to rock hers! a girl who lets me be me and she is her self, and we click! Im ruled by my heart, and it seems so many people like to complicate it, but I do remember the simple days, because the heart knows what the heart knows! But finding her is starting to seem like the odds are better playing the lotto! and I dont even buy a ticket! LOL! but good luck to every one!
I have been asked a few times where is it Iam from and my answer is I reside in Aubrun hills, but my hearts with my old boat Iam fixing up in Fair Haven on Lake St. Clair!
And please If your already in a relationship or unhappily married or have some kind of need to portray yourself as being single when your not, please tell people that! I can understand If you are going thru a Divorce, I have my big boy pants on! I can then make a decision, but telling someone your single when you are not, is pretty much B.S, sorry just dont do the other guy thing well! and if your still hung up on a ex or have someone hiding in the bushes on a regular basis or have a need for drama, please dont waste my time! I have beeen used for stalker reppellant way too many times!!!! I prefer my drama on tv cause at least if I dont like it I can just turn the channel! not looking to be on Jerry Springer! lol
Start with coffee or a drink, and if neither of us leaves a burn out in the parking lot, from trying to flee from each other, (just kidding) than maybe progress to dinner or a walk!
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