JustQuen
Age: 48
Long term
SDM1968
Age: 46
Long term
Piratejeff357: Online dating sucks!!!!!
About
Non-smoker with Average body type
City
Aubrun hills, Michigan
Details
47 year old Man, 6' 1" (185cm), Christian - other
Ethnicity
Caucasian Aries with No hair
Intent
Piratejeff357 Wants a relationship
Education
High School
Personality
Rockstar
Profession
Electrician


dating
Labor day 2010






I am Seeking a Woman For Dating
Needs Test View his relationship needs Chemistry View his chemistry results
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? No
Marital Status Divorced Do you do drugs? No
Pets No Pets Eye Color Blue
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? Yes
Longest Relationship Over 10 years How ambitious are you? Ambitious



About Me
Well now that I have your attention!(gotcha) I just wanted to say I thought long and hard about this section of the profile and what to write, and since alot of this stuff that happens on these sites is bull Ca Ca any ways! I thought why not just make a list of reasons to want to date Jeff! (LOL)

1. I am actually single! I know just like every one else on here right! and dont do Booty calls or FWBs or kicking it! I Love sex but not of the cheap, sleazy, meaningless kind! (wow did I just say that)! wow I hope no one reads this! LMAO!

2. I dont live in some one elses Basement! and have a drivers license and a vehicle!!!

3. My Ma Ma thinks I am cute and I hope yours does too! and other than my wisdoms, I have all my teffers!

4. I will not show you pictures of my matireal possessions, or of the family jewels and dont even own a trench coat! Oh thanks to the ladies for the recent requests for the shirtless pictures, I have been considering getting with the program like the other very secure gentlemen out there! ;)

5. I have a lot of Animal Magnetisim! Oh alright I guess animals seem too like me and I like them! LOL.

6. I am kid Tested and Mother approved!

7. You will never have too wonder what I look like if I went Bald, or use the last of the Shampoo!

8. Babies seem to love me, but I am starting too think that maybe, in their minds I am just a bigger version of themselves because of the hair cut!

9. I know your probably thinking at this point I am just another pretty face, (LMAO really freaking hard) but I am not a Mimbo (male Bimbo), I was once described as a bald version of Kevin Costner my reply was thanks, but I pretty much thought he was bald now too? LOL

10. My theory about this profile is better to be a smart A** than a Dumb A**


So Ok its a little Tounge in Cheek, but true any ways, Wow I ended up with Ten? I wonder if Lettermans hiring? LOL

* Since I really do want to go work for Letterman, I could not change my list to any thing more than 10! And I know your thinking could there actualy be more to this guy, but wait theres more!!!

Heres a little bit of things about me a lot of people dont know! Iam a small town boy, who never forgot where he came from yet never really learned to fit into the city, so I guess Iam a mixture of both! but for the most part a real simple guy! If its something I like wether its a vehicle, boat, motorcycle, cat or whatever it will get a nickname and I will talk to it like its a old friend!!! (dont call the paddy wagon) I was a single daddy for 14 years, It was very hard and I do know what its like to not only be a single parent but what real true discrimination is!!!! One of my favorite songs is Simple man by Lynrd Skynrd because the words help me to keep it simple!!!!


And please If your already in a relationship or unhappily married or have some kind of need to portray yourself as being single when your not, please tell people that! I can understand If you are going thru a Divorce, I have my big boy pants on! I can then make a decision, but telling someone your single when you are not, is pretty much B.S, sorry just dont do the other guy thing well! and if your still hung up on a ex or have someone hiding in the bushes on a regular basis or have a need for drama, please dont waste my time! I have beeen used for stalker reppellant way too many times!!!! I prefer my drama on tv cause at least if I dont like it I can just turn the channel! not looking to be on Jerry Springer! Lol!!!!


First Date
Start with coffee or a drink, and if neither of us leaves a burn out in the parking lot, from trying to flee from each other, (just kidding) than maybe progress to dinner or a walk!


Mail Settings
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Must not do drugs