Not looking for sex or a relationship, just someone to come play ibb and obb with me,
I'll buy pizza and sometimes I'm funny.
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
I have no eye deer.
Why is six afraid of seven?
Seven is a registered six offender.
My ideal date entails going to the mall and holding her purse while she tries on clothes.
“If you’re not scared then you’re not taking a chance. If you’re not taking a chance then what the hell are you doing anyway?”
- Ted Mosby
"I'm used to starving out instead. It's easier than faking it"
- Marianas Trench
"There's enough bullshi7 in the world without my help"
- Tom (500 Days of Summer)
"Are you warm, are you real, Monalisa?
Or just a cold and lonely, lovely work of art?"
- Conway Twitty
"Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend."
- Albert Camus
"Don't be afraid to die. To die would be an awfully big adventure" - Peter Pan
"If a girl accepts an invitation to count the tiles on your bedroom ceiling, then she probably will be disappointed when she realizes you were speaking literally." - Fletcher Wortmann
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It's a trap!