HiddenInPlainV1ew: I aim to activate your dopamine receptors.
About
Non-smoker with A Few Extra Pounds
City
North bay, Ontario
Details
27 year old Man, 5' 3" (160cm), Other Religion
Ethnicity
Caucasian Scorpio with Brown hair
Intent
HiddenInPlainV1ew wants to date but nothing serious.
Education
Graduate degree
Personality
Hopeless Romantic
Profession
Biotech Student/Part Time Coffee Stirrer


dating
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I am Seeking a Woman For Hang out
Needs Test View his relationship needs Chemistry View his chemistry results
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Undecided
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Pets No Pets Eye Color Brown
Do you have a car? No Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship Under 1 year How ambitious are you? Ambitious
Second Language French  



About Me
Why should you date me?

I'm single.
Sometimes I'm funny.
I shower at least once a day.
I have my own toothbrush.
I'm potty trained.
It's better than watching paint dry.
I don't take candy from strangers.
I learned how to make my own sandwiches.
I hardly get ice cream headaches anymore.
I do my math homework sober; I never drink and derive.
I'm no worse than most guys, maybe better than some.
I will administer chocolate whenever needed.
Very seldom do I forget where I live.
I rarely pick fights with inanimate objects.
When I jump into the air, I always remember to come back down.
I give awesome back rubs.
I know how to properly use a semi-colon, and I rarely make comma splices while writing.
I don't turn into a werewolf during a full moon, or sparkle in sunlight.
No one would try to steal me from you.
I snatch kisses and vice-versa.
I read and understand terms and agreements.
I do my own laundry.
When I go to Burger King, I have it my way.
I only bind and torture girls if they ask me to.
I know the difference between their, they're and there.
I would always opt out when when my siblings wanted to play "Let's hide Grandpa's false teeth".
I would never smoke or drink if I were pregnant.
I only pursue the best.
I would let you touch my butt.
I bet you can't think of thirty reasons why you shouldn't

Ask me random sh*t and follow me anonymously. I love internet stalkers.
www.ask.fm/OneDerekTion

First Date
My ideal date entails going to the mall and holding her purse while she tries on clothes.

“If you’re not scared then you’re not taking a chance. If you’re not taking a chance then what the hell are you doing anyway?”
- Ted Mosby

"I'm used to starving out instead. It's easier than faking it"
- Marianas Trench

"There's enough bullshi7 in the world without my help"
- Tom (500 Days of Summer)

"Are you warm, are you real, Monalisa?
Or just a cold and lonely, lovely work of art?"
- Conway Twitty

"Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend."
- Albert Camus

"Don't be afraid to die. To die would be an awfully big adventure" - Peter Pan

"If a girl accepts an invitation to count the tiles on your bedroom ceiling, then she probably will be disappointed when she realizes you were speaking literally." - Fletcher Wortmann

I do not have an extended profile. Do not upgrade your account.
It's a trap!


Mail Settings
To send a message to HiddenInPlainV1ew you MUST meet the following criteria:
Female
Age between 20 and 30.
Live in Canada
Must not do drugs
Must not be married