Do spiders freak you out? How about ghosts?
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Are 8-legged critters getting all up in your personal space? Spider in a cup: JOB DONE! Let's drink from that cup to celebrate: DELICIOUS! Is some Casper motherfúcka haunting you every time you get dressed? "Shut up you weirdo, it's just the curtains": JOB DONE! Let's eat a packet of Walkers Crisps to celebrate: DELICIOUS!
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** On a serious note though, I'm not a mental person, and I really would love to hear from you. Rather than giving away everything about myself before talking to you, I've used this space to offer you an insight into my true character instead. I promise you that I'm very easy to talk to, so please feel free to say anything you want to me. ^.^'
Honestly, what I would do is consider your interests and simply base my suggestions upon those. For example: If you're a theatre buff, chances are I'd offer to take you to see a performance you like. If you're close with animals, we could go to a zoo.
I'm naturally comfortable around new people and in new places, so it's important to me that you're somewhere you feel safe, and that you can enjoy yourself too, because I don't believe that first dates need to be like scary interviews.
I have so many interests because I'm very easy to entertain. I wouldn't be bored no matter what we did. I really can't stress enough how open I am to going anywhere you want. :)