| About | Smokes often with Athletic body type | City | Near Erdington, Birmingham Uk | |
| Details | 43 year old Man, 5' 11" (180 cm), Christian - other | Ethnicity | Caucasian Pisces with Brown hair |
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| I am Seeking a | Woman | For | Long Term | |
| Needs Test | Not Completed | Chemistry | View his chemistry results | |
| Do you drink? | Socially | Do you want children? | Undecided/Open | |
| Marital Status | Single | Do you do drugs? | No | |
| Pets | Cat | Eye Color | Blue | |
| Profession | IT Engineer | Do you have children? | No | |
| Education | High School | Do you have a car? | Yes |
Relationship
Intent birmingham_computer_man is actively seeking a relationship. |
Relationship History The longest relationship birmingham_computer_man has been in was over 3 years long. |
Interests
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About Me
About Me, I love the Lord Jesus Christ with all my heart, I'm not perfect but my goal is to follow the Lord Jesus Christ for the rest of my life and to try and help others where I can.
I do smoke but I am asking God to remove this vice from me & I'm sure that God will in his time.
I am yet to find a place of Worship, A Christian Fellowship that adheres to the teachings of our Lord Jesus & the bible.
I am currently unemployed and I'm trusting to God to find me a Job. I live in a Council flat with my White & Ginger moggie,
I do have a good heart & a pretty good sense of humour, I'm Honest, Trustworthy, Thoughtful, Considerate, Friendly, Kind, Helpful, Sensitive, 100% Loyal & affectionate plus I'm easygoing & Down to earth.
My Friends & Family are Very Important to me & My Best Mate is Disabled & in a Wheelchair & will be healed one day, God Willing!
What I like doing - Computing in general, Watching films & TV, Listening to Music, Taking Pictures & Photography & hopefully I'll find me someone who can teach me how to play the Piano / Organ & I have a general interest in Electronics etc...
I do enjoy the outdoors, I wouldn't say I'm into sports that much although I have been known to try & fall over while chasing a ball, I can swim like a brick, I have dabbled with fishing (mainly sea fishing on dads boat about 20 years ago or more), I enjoy walks & the Countryside especially Dorset & its Coastline along with Poole Harbour, Studland bay, Swanage, Weymouth etc...
I would like to see more of the world in which we live & the sort of places that appeal to me are: America, Canada, Australia & New Zealand etc, although I do not know what the future holds but I'll need to get my Passport first lol
I'm not one for frequenting Pubs and Clubs very often but I will on the odd occasion...
Who I'm looking for:
I would prefer someone that's Slim & Petite without children but that's not set in stone
If you've read this upto here then send me a message, what have you got to lose, You may even gain a friend or more... ;)
Some of my time is spent solving problems on other peoples Computers so if you live in the Midlands, Have Computer Problems or just in need of a PC Tune-up then copy & paste the following into your browsers address bar:
http://www.aj-cs..co.uk
NB. I'm so proud of my nephew Danny for winning his first Horse Race under rules at Warwick on the 13th of March 2011...
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Thought I'd add these for a giggle: :-)
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Installing Husband 1.0
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance
-- particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which
operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable programs such as F1 5.0, FA 3.0, ICC 2.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1.
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
Signed, Desperate
Dear Desperate:
First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package,
while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System.
Please enter the command: "http: I Thought You Loved Me.html" and try to download Tears 6.2 and don't forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
But remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.
Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources).
Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program.
These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program but it does have
limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You
might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Food 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.
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A Virginia State trooper pulled a car over on I-64 about 2 miles south of the Virginia/West Virginia State line..
When the trooper asked the driver why he was speeding, the driver said he was a Magician and Juggler and was on his way to Beckley, WV to do a show at the Shrine Circus. He didn't want to be late.
The trooper told the driver he was fascinated by juggling and said if the driver would do a little juggling for him then he wouldn't give him a ticket. He told the trooper he had sent his equipment ahead and didn't have anything to juggle.
The trooper said he had some flares in the trunk and asked if he could juggle them.
The juggler said he could, so the trooper got 5 flares, lit them and handed them to him.
While the man was juggling, a car pulled in behind the patrol car. A drunken good old boy from West Virginia got out, watched the performance briefly, then went over to the patrol car, opened the rear door and got in. The trooper observed him and went over to the patrol car and opened the door asking the drunk what he thought he was doing.
The drunk replied, "You might as well take my ass to jail, because there ain't no way I can pass that test."
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And now these three remain: faith, hope and love. But the greatest of these is love. (1 Corinthians 13:13 - NIV)
I do smoke but I am asking God to remove this vice from me & I'm sure that God will in his time.
I am yet to find a place of Worship, A Christian Fellowship that adheres to the teachings of our Lord Jesus & the bible.
I am currently unemployed and I'm trusting to God to find me a Job. I live in a Council flat with my White & Ginger moggie,
I do have a good heart & a pretty good sense of humour, I'm Honest, Trustworthy, Thoughtful, Considerate, Friendly, Kind, Helpful, Sensitive, 100% Loyal & affectionate plus I'm easygoing & Down to earth.
My Friends & Family are Very Important to me & My Best Mate is Disabled & in a Wheelchair & will be healed one day, God Willing!
What I like doing - Computing in general, Watching films & TV, Listening to Music, Taking Pictures & Photography & hopefully I'll find me someone who can teach me how to play the Piano / Organ & I have a general interest in Electronics etc...
I do enjoy the outdoors, I wouldn't say I'm into sports that much although I have been known to try & fall over while chasing a ball, I can swim like a brick, I have dabbled with fishing (mainly sea fishing on dads boat about 20 years ago or more), I enjoy walks & the Countryside especially Dorset & its Coastline along with Poole Harbour, Studland bay, Swanage, Weymouth etc...
I would like to see more of the world in which we live & the sort of places that appeal to me are: America, Canada, Australia & New Zealand etc, although I do not know what the future holds but I'll need to get my Passport first lol
I'm not one for frequenting Pubs and Clubs very often but I will on the odd occasion...
Who I'm looking for:
I would prefer someone that's Slim & Petite without children but that's not set in stone
If you've read this upto here then send me a message, what have you got to lose, You may even gain a friend or more... ;)
Some of my time is spent solving problems on other peoples Computers so if you live in the Midlands, Have Computer Problems or just in need of a PC Tune-up then copy & paste the following into your browsers address bar:
http://www.aj-cs..co.uk
NB. I'm so proud of my nephew Danny for winning his first Horse Race under rules at Warwick on the 13th of March 2011...
---------------------------------------
Thought I'd add these for a giggle: :-)
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Installing Husband 1.0
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance
-- particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which
operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable programs such as F1 5.0, FA 3.0, ICC 2.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1.
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
Signed, Desperate
Dear Desperate:
First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package,
while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System.
Please enter the command: "http: I Thought You Loved Me.html" and try to download Tears 6.2 and don't forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
But remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.
Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources).
Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program.
These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program but it does have
limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You
might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Food 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.
----------------------------------------------------------
A Virginia State trooper pulled a car over on I-64 about 2 miles south of the Virginia/West Virginia State line..
When the trooper asked the driver why he was speeding, the driver said he was a Magician and Juggler and was on his way to Beckley, WV to do a show at the Shrine Circus. He didn't want to be late.
The trooper told the driver he was fascinated by juggling and said if the driver would do a little juggling for him then he wouldn't give him a ticket. He told the trooper he had sent his equipment ahead and didn't have anything to juggle.
The trooper said he had some flares in the trunk and asked if he could juggle them.
The juggler said he could, so the trooper got 5 flares, lit them and handed them to him.
While the man was juggling, a car pulled in behind the patrol car. A drunken good old boy from West Virginia got out, watched the performance briefly, then went over to the patrol car, opened the rear door and got in. The trooper observed him and went over to the patrol car and opened the door asking the drunk what he thought he was doing.
The drunk replied, "You might as well take my ass to jail, because there ain't no way I can pass that test."
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And now these three remain: faith, hope and love. But the greatest of these is love. (1 Corinthians 13:13 - NIV)
First Date
Good question but I'm sure we can cross that bridge when we come to it.
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