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barneyspal The Clownfish: plenty of pish!!
About Non-Smoker with Athletic body type City Airdrie Scotland
Details 45 year old Man, 5' 5" (165 cm), Non-Religious Ethnicity European Aquarius with Brown hair


dating


I am Seeking a Woman For Friends
Needs Test View his relationship needs Chemistry Not Completed
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Undecided/Open
Marital Status Divorced Do you do drugs? No
Profession servicing old boilers [no really i'm a gas dude]] Do you have children? Yes
Education Some college Do you have a car? Yes


Relationship

Intent barneyspal wants to date but nothing serious.

Relationship History The longest relationship barneyspal has been in was over 10 years long.

Interests
 
chillin oottalkin crapkeep fat
getting hit atkaratemakin new friends

About Me
Honest hard working normalish guy
Trying to get over being forty something with as little dignity as i can!!
Tried the daft things like skydiving, bungy jumping and flying planes, think i'll calm it on the extreme sports for a while.
I,m not losing my hair i know where it is, it's in the plughole,
My mental age has not been assessed, if it was i'd lose my rite to vote and buy alcohol.
I've been fit in the past, it's not all it's cracked up to be, but out of damn vanity i try to keep my beer belly in check.
i am a good listener and people tend to open up to me{ can be a bit scary at the gym!!!!!}
Pride myself on being a good father to one great boy [so far!] reached the teenage years without prozac, holding my breath on that.
Work far too much, play too little.
I avoid dangerous food like toblerone and crusty bread (sharp corners),,,etc,,,,and floured rolls, try breathing in when you take a bite,,, well dangerous!!!, i nearly choked!!!
Like to think i have a good sense of humour, the jury's out on that!!
Not looking for a friend to bail me out of jail, want one who'll be sitting next to me, laughing and saying "can we do it again" Woohoo !!!!!!
Hmmm!! update,,, wish i could say i'm getting older and wiser!! nope,,, daft as ever,,, tried to slide down a mountain with a plank of wood on my feet,, liked it at the time , but suffered for days after it,, i wanna try it again,, problem is the only person intrested is my 15 year old son,,, really makes me think i may have to try to behave and act my age,, naaa!! BUGGER THAT!! WOOHOO!!!
WELL PEOPLE, IT'S OFFICIAL, I'M OLD, DID A BIT OF TRAINING AND IT TOOK ME 3 DAYS TO RECOVER, THINK I'LL STICK TO MILD WALKS TO THE PUB AND BACK, EXCEPT FRIDAYS AFTER PAYDAY! THEN I BELIEVE I GET A TAXI HOME!




First Date
Hmmmm!!what i'd do on a first date?

Probably tea or coffee if it's during the day, or a quietish bar at night,so we can talk.
i'll try anything once "within reason" so if you fancy javlin catching or some thing safer like sincronised crochet, drop me a line.


!!!!!"You'll no know till you try" !!!!!






Mail Settings
To send a message to barneyspal you MUST meet the following criteria:
Female
Age between 25 and 45.
Must not have messaged users looking for intimate encounters or sex.
Must not be looking for Intimate Encounter
Must not do drugs
barneyspal has 2 roses that can be sent.
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