| About | Non-Smoker with Average body type | City | GTA Ontario | |
| Details | 55 year old Man, 5' 11" (180 cm), Catholic | Ethnicity | Caucasian Leo with Brown hair |
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| I am Seeking a | Woman | For | Long Term | |
| Needs Test | Not Completed | Chemistry | Not Completed | |
| Do you drink? | No | Do you want children? | Undecided/Open | |
| Marital Status | Divorced | Do you do drugs? | No | |
| Pets | No Pets | Eye Color | Green | |
| Profession | self employed | Do you have children? | All my kids are over 18 | |
| Education | Some college | Do you have a car? | N/A |
Relationship
Intent scot45 is looking for a relationship. |
Relationship History The longest relationship scot45 has been in was over 10 years long. |
Interests
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About Me
This fish flopped ashore literally while re-couping from surgery and will be only be flipping around the waters edge every so often to talk to friends and laugh at the forum rants. Good luck everyone reeling in the catch of your life!
Man will always wonder about this age old question: "If a man speaks in the forrest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?"
If you don't know how to laugh, then don't read any further!
And before criticizing what you are about to read, please walk a mile in my shoes, then feel free to turn around and talk all you want! Oh and feel free to keep the shoes, we will then be solemates..!
FYI, my dang IM doesn't work on here, oh yea I turned it off...lol Don't like the hebiegeebies when it pops up, and no msn, so please don't ask!
Please just be yourself, no matter how that may be, everyone else is already taken!
Folks repeating, for the record: The majority of my profile is just joking around! I am not mentally challenged or someone suffering from bad experiences, so relax, laugh a little and please keep the amateur attempts at psycho-analyzing for someone else. I prefer the goofy side than the usual stereotype profiles written here, yawnnnnnn…lol!
Sometimes a guy never gets a break, got tired of the Ex's mood swings, so I got her a mood ring! When she was in a good mood, it turned green, when she was in a bad mood, it left a big dang red mark on my forehead!......
Finally figured out why I continually miss my Ex all the time, I just have a really lousy aim
I'm an Environmentalist even though having troubles such as:
Got a solar powered car, but I can't get it out of the garage!
Won an award for reducing my electrical use, when asked how I did it, told them I got a bunch of extension cords and plugged them into my neighbors outdoor outlets, they took the award back!
Hey, at least I'm trying to do my part, are you?
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Guess now time for the obligatory Profile Info so....:
I am not looking for someone to complete me, that is ridiculous, nor am I looking for someone to compliment me, that just feels like an accessory. I seek someone who fascinates me, intrigues me and inspires me, which is my hope you are also looking for in someone, after all a big part of a relationship is seeing the world and life through ones partners eyes! So fascinate, intrigue and inspire me!
There is no such thing the perfect partner, as we are not living in a perfect world, all we need do is to overlook the unimportant negatives if they are outweighed by sufficient positives, then you have found the perfect one for you!
Please be respectful of one thing, I am a male and thus I am by nature able to insert my foot in my mouth without warning, thus if you are an unforgiving person by nature, then you don't understand that part of the male god given skill!
About me:
Like every profile on here, the basic yada yada yada's: (queue harp music)
I am told I am a gentleman, fun, spontaneous, honest, easy going, extremely intelligent, successful, goofy, imaginative, serious at times, realistic, very perceptive, spiritual, down to earth and an old fashion romantic!
But: (queue kazoo music)
Lives life by the latter: You can enjoy have sex with a thousand different women or you can enjoy make love a thousand different ways with one woman!
And then: (queue full orchestra music)
I'm your not so average, average guy! I am simple (no instructions required), yet complicated (some assembly required) and a great listener (huh?)! I'm a private person by nature and can be shy at times. I'm able to admit when I goofed (and do apologize), reserved at times (best way to learn), outgoing at times (yikes watch out then). I've been known to take people who are being obnoxious or having an arrogant attitude and throw them in the pool, (yes, when just lounging around or even at formal events), so you've been forewarned! I mean what I say & say what I mean always trying to keep my word and expect the same in return! Yikes, what am I thinking, this is the net....someone please hit me on the head with a baseball bat...lol.
Also, I was born and raised in Montreal and am a Canadians fan, (so sorry Leaf fans, I prefer a team who won something at least once in my adult life...lol)
About you:
Someone who is: (queue violin music)
Mature yet still having a child like flair for life, down to earth, intelligent, able to communicate, honest, caring, playful, imaginative, most of all someone who is emotionally stable with a great personality (not coming from medications or a bottle), respectful of others and their feelings. Also willing to share the kitchen every now and then, or vacate it to have dinner made for them (I am a trained chef). Able to easily go from sweats to being ready for a formal event without taking days to prepare for it, as engagements happen a few times a year! Asking too much huh?
Someone who is not: (queue ear screeching organ music)
A serial dater, superficial, materialistic, shallow, boozer, dope (user that is.lol) Drama Queen, or a Dr. Phil junkie...lol! And definately not one who is riding the "BI-POLAR EXPRESS" or a member of the Prozac nation!
Physically: (queue drum-roll music)
who knows, but as Judge Judy says "Beauty fades, but dumb is forever!"
I'm in no rush, I prefer to discover someone first, which is VERY important to me and the respectful thing to do! Rushing simply tells me up front that this one is not the one for me!
Also, I pay particular attention to what is said in profiles including the choice of age preference which says a lot and sometimes says too much! For those who don't seem to get it, here is an example, you are say 45 and put an age preference up of 30 to 49, well that speaks volumes and plus why would you check out or contact someone who's profile says 53?? I mean geez get real....lol
Now for the POF prayer:
Now I lay me down to sleep,
I pray to not meet a POF freak!
If I should die or fall asleep on my date,
it will simply be by my foolish mistake!
By not really checking out this POF’er date,
Only determined my present fate!
As I was fooled by the loonie tune POF’er I agreed to date,
Who was so great from afar, but soooooo far from great!
Because as they say, everyone is born with an A$$'
And unfortunately some grow up to be one!
Man will always wonder about this age old question: "If a man speaks in the forrest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?"
If you don't know how to laugh, then don't read any further!
And before criticizing what you are about to read, please walk a mile in my shoes, then feel free to turn around and talk all you want! Oh and feel free to keep the shoes, we will then be solemates..!
FYI, my dang IM doesn't work on here, oh yea I turned it off...lol Don't like the hebiegeebies when it pops up, and no msn, so please don't ask!
Please just be yourself, no matter how that may be, everyone else is already taken!
Folks repeating, for the record: The majority of my profile is just joking around! I am not mentally challenged or someone suffering from bad experiences, so relax, laugh a little and please keep the amateur attempts at psycho-analyzing for someone else. I prefer the goofy side than the usual stereotype profiles written here, yawnnnnnn…lol!
Sometimes a guy never gets a break, got tired of the Ex's mood swings, so I got her a mood ring! When she was in a good mood, it turned green, when she was in a bad mood, it left a big dang red mark on my forehead!......
Finally figured out why I continually miss my Ex all the time, I just have a really lousy aim
I'm an Environmentalist even though having troubles such as:
Got a solar powered car, but I can't get it out of the garage!
Won an award for reducing my electrical use, when asked how I did it, told them I got a bunch of extension cords and plugged them into my neighbors outdoor outlets, they took the award back!
Hey, at least I'm trying to do my part, are you?
_____________________________________________________________________________
Guess now time for the obligatory Profile Info so....:
I am not looking for someone to complete me, that is ridiculous, nor am I looking for someone to compliment me, that just feels like an accessory. I seek someone who fascinates me, intrigues me and inspires me, which is my hope you are also looking for in someone, after all a big part of a relationship is seeing the world and life through ones partners eyes! So fascinate, intrigue and inspire me!
There is no such thing the perfect partner, as we are not living in a perfect world, all we need do is to overlook the unimportant negatives if they are outweighed by sufficient positives, then you have found the perfect one for you!
Please be respectful of one thing, I am a male and thus I am by nature able to insert my foot in my mouth without warning, thus if you are an unforgiving person by nature, then you don't understand that part of the male god given skill!
About me:
Like every profile on here, the basic yada yada yada's: (queue harp music)
I am told I am a gentleman, fun, spontaneous, honest, easy going, extremely intelligent, successful, goofy, imaginative, serious at times, realistic, very perceptive, spiritual, down to earth and an old fashion romantic!
But: (queue kazoo music)
Lives life by the latter: You can enjoy have sex with a thousand different women or you can enjoy make love a thousand different ways with one woman!
And then: (queue full orchestra music)
I'm your not so average, average guy! I am simple (no instructions required), yet complicated (some assembly required) and a great listener (huh?)! I'm a private person by nature and can be shy at times. I'm able to admit when I goofed (and do apologize), reserved at times (best way to learn), outgoing at times (yikes watch out then). I've been known to take people who are being obnoxious or having an arrogant attitude and throw them in the pool, (yes, when just lounging around or even at formal events), so you've been forewarned! I mean what I say & say what I mean always trying to keep my word and expect the same in return! Yikes, what am I thinking, this is the net....someone please hit me on the head with a baseball bat...lol.
Also, I was born and raised in Montreal and am a Canadians fan, (so sorry Leaf fans, I prefer a team who won something at least once in my adult life...lol)
About you:
Someone who is: (queue violin music)
Mature yet still having a child like flair for life, down to earth, intelligent, able to communicate, honest, caring, playful, imaginative, most of all someone who is emotionally stable with a great personality (not coming from medications or a bottle), respectful of others and their feelings. Also willing to share the kitchen every now and then, or vacate it to have dinner made for them (I am a trained chef). Able to easily go from sweats to being ready for a formal event without taking days to prepare for it, as engagements happen a few times a year! Asking too much huh?
Someone who is not: (queue ear screeching organ music)
A serial dater, superficial, materialistic, shallow, boozer, dope (user that is.lol) Drama Queen, or a Dr. Phil junkie...lol! And definately not one who is riding the "BI-POLAR EXPRESS" or a member of the Prozac nation!
Physically: (queue drum-roll music)
who knows, but as Judge Judy says "Beauty fades, but dumb is forever!"
I'm in no rush, I prefer to discover someone first, which is VERY important to me and the respectful thing to do! Rushing simply tells me up front that this one is not the one for me!
Also, I pay particular attention to what is said in profiles including the choice of age preference which says a lot and sometimes says too much! For those who don't seem to get it, here is an example, you are say 45 and put an age preference up of 30 to 49, well that speaks volumes and plus why would you check out or contact someone who's profile says 53?? I mean geez get real....lol
Now for the POF prayer:
Now I lay me down to sleep,
I pray to not meet a POF freak!
If I should die or fall asleep on my date,
it will simply be by my foolish mistake!
By not really checking out this POF’er date,
Only determined my present fate!
As I was fooled by the loonie tune POF’er I agreed to date,
Who was so great from afar, but soooooo far from great!
Because as they say, everyone is born with an A$$'
And unfortunately some grow up to be one!
First Date
Anything we decide, but if it is mentioned to see if there is chemistry, ughhhh! As Albert Einstein said, "Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love. How on earth can you explain in terms of chemistry and physics so important a biological phenomenon as first love? Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute and it seems like an hour. Sit with that special one for an hour and it seems like a minute. That's relativity."
The real date, well they normally go like this (Note: this is simply a joke!):
Go out for dinner to some expensive restaurant, you chose to meet at! Then as you down a bottle of wine like it's water, you complain continually about the place! Then I get the luxury of watching you not eat what you ordered, even though it was the most expensive dish on the menu, because you asked 3 times when ordering if it was! After not eating, you insist on going somewhere for a drink just to talk and get to know one another more! As you masterfully manage to down several pitchers of margarita’s, all the while you whine about all your ex's, your family, your job, your kids, your girlfriends and everything else you manage to think of, you finally ask about me, with such topics as how much money do I make, what sort of house I live in, questioning my intentions and all the while either ignorimg me when I respond or berate me for my opinions even if they concur with yours! Then at the end of the evening, after saying good-bye, you rant and rave as to why I am not asking to see you again......lol
One confusing thing on here is the "Viewed Me" thing, why would anyone want to see who viewed them and went nahhhh, just from taking a look?...lol
And how can someone be a "Favorite" if there has been no contact? Since I am a male and we know males have no mindreading powers, it will be simply be assumed a lurker is there....lol
No joke, actual real date is not coffee at some place, why not just arrange a place to walk by eachother and decide from a glance, since that is all a coffee meet is REALLY about, if wanting that will just go to Walmart and meet the greeter there (real tacky and high school maturity)!
Real date is a bite to eat someplace, since time has been spent getting to know one another via computer and other means. So you are meeting someone you became friends with and enjoy what they have to offer as a person. That lasts forever! (not tacky)!
Or take a walk on the lake shoreline, catch frost bite and spend countless hours in the Emergency room waiting to have toes, fingers or nose cut off and skin grafts from the nice winter breezes...lol
The management & staff do not endorse nor take any responsibility for anything advertised here within, thus we are not responsible for anything stated and viewing and is strictly at your own risk and peril! Now we will return to the previously scheduled programming
The real date, well they normally go like this (Note: this is simply a joke!):
Go out for dinner to some expensive restaurant, you chose to meet at! Then as you down a bottle of wine like it's water, you complain continually about the place! Then I get the luxury of watching you not eat what you ordered, even though it was the most expensive dish on the menu, because you asked 3 times when ordering if it was! After not eating, you insist on going somewhere for a drink just to talk and get to know one another more! As you masterfully manage to down several pitchers of margarita’s, all the while you whine about all your ex's, your family, your job, your kids, your girlfriends and everything else you manage to think of, you finally ask about me, with such topics as how much money do I make, what sort of house I live in, questioning my intentions and all the while either ignorimg me when I respond or berate me for my opinions even if they concur with yours! Then at the end of the evening, after saying good-bye, you rant and rave as to why I am not asking to see you again......lol
One confusing thing on here is the "Viewed Me" thing, why would anyone want to see who viewed them and went nahhhh, just from taking a look?...lol
And how can someone be a "Favorite" if there has been no contact? Since I am a male and we know males have no mindreading powers, it will be simply be assumed a lurker is there....lol
No joke, actual real date is not coffee at some place, why not just arrange a place to walk by eachother and decide from a glance, since that is all a coffee meet is REALLY about, if wanting that will just go to Walmart and meet the greeter there (real tacky and high school maturity)!
Real date is a bite to eat someplace, since time has been spent getting to know one another via computer and other means. So you are meeting someone you became friends with and enjoy what they have to offer as a person. That lasts forever! (not tacky)!
Or take a walk on the lake shoreline, catch frost bite and spend countless hours in the Emergency room waiting to have toes, fingers or nose cut off and skin grafts from the nice winter breezes...lol
The management & staff do not endorse nor take any responsibility for anything advertised here within, thus we are not responsible for anything stated and viewing and is strictly at your own risk and peril! Now we will return to the previously scheduled programming
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