I am a man.
I love cunninglinguists.
Saying too much creates wrong impressions. I much rather you come up with your own opinion than having to sell you the idea of Me.
By the way i like to have fun, listen to music and eat. Very rare hobbies.
Oh and i do bite; if you ask me nicely.
My elbows are quite sexy and kissable.
Blablablablabla, purple is my favourite number when jupiter is in the seventh house.
If you can write more than just LOL you pass the prerequisites.
Im looking for someone who doesnt want to have fun, has no sense of humour, is dishonest; disloyal, cheats, who likes to play games, doesnt like music, doesnt eat and who doesnt want to go anywhere in lyfe;or someone who just wants me for sex.
who will have the courage to write to me.
And now for something completely different...
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
On first date have fun and don't call it a date, go with the flow would be the right cliche.
spontaneous combustion would be fun but forget about the second date.
Car Chasing....a step above people watching... some risks though.
play twister with some Daltoniens...i like colours.
paly srcabble wiht ym dyleslic firdens...waht?
play cranium while drunk or really exhausted or both.... im demanding, i know.
getting nude and running down the street screaming (you don't have to...but i will).
invade a small to medium sized country.... or just a local party or outdoor event.
take turns poking people on the shoulder and running away..
save the world....maybe too demanding on the first date hmmm.
draw caricatures of trees and shrubs.... don't you like trees...pfft
stealing two weeks worth of pizza and an air balloon....too verne
become invisible and make footprints on people's carpet's...
I'm not one for planification.
****Psychiatric help available after 3rd date. If unsatisfied please return me to the store of purchase and you will be refunded.All characters in this novella are completely fictional and sane, no animals were harmed in the making of this gibberish.****