| About | Non-Smoker with Athletic body type | City | VANCOUVER *VANCity BABY* British Columbia | |
| Details | 29 year old Man, 6' 2" (188 cm), Non-Religious | Ethnicity | Caucasian Libra with Brown hair |
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| I am Seeking a | Woman | For | Hang Out | |
| Needs Test | Not Completed | Chemistry | View his chemistry results | |
| Do you drink? | Socially | Do you want children? | Undecided/Open | |
| Marital Status | Single | Do you do drugs? | No | |
| Profession | Carpenter | Do you have children? | No | |
| Education | Some college | Do you have a car? | No |
Relationship
Intent AppleCORee is looking for a relationship. |
Relationship History The longest relationship AppleCORee has been in was over 1 year long. |
Interests
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About Me
*** OLD ADAGES THAT COULDNT BE MORE INCORRECT ***
- Treat others, as YOU would wish to be treated -
Ive got a good idea!! .. why not treat others how THEY would wish to be treated.. This would be a much more respectful way of going about it. What if the way you do things, is not the same as someone else?.. this is obviously pretty common. DUH!
- Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer -
Howabout.. F.uc-k that!! Keep your friends and family.. and all those that you LOVE as close as possible, and let NOTHING else in between. GROW UP!! and make any enemies you have.. into your new BEST FRIENDS!! :o)
- Dont count your chickens before they hatch -
Actually.. Never intentionally deprive yourself of information, as this would make you an idiot. Knowing how many you have and eventually how many you end up with, are vital statistics that enable you to understand what you may be doing wrong, which will help you raise more chickens succesfully in the future!
_./'\._ ¸¸.•¤**¤•.¸.•¤**¤•…... _./'\._
*•. .•* Welcome To My Profile *•. .•*
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** What you are about to witness is the profile of a SUN-crazed lunatic, that believes a lot of weird shit, that most people.. just dont! LOL
In person, I am nothing like what my profile indicates.. Im worse.
.. but HEY!! My tight ass and pearly white teeth make me worth a LEAST a hundred and fifty bucks! So gimme a shout!
It doesnt' seem to matter what I say here.. . Do you honestly GIVE a F.uc-k ? ..
Cause you really shouldnt'! F.uc-ks are HArD to come by these days. Giving them away is highly illogical, considering even the most "Bargain Basement" F.uc-k, would set anyone back at least $50..
Ive tried elaborate descriptions, Half naked pictures.. . Fully clothed pictures...
Ive written funky headlines, and colourful Interests ( which I still got ).. :oP
Im a laid back individual, that is very easy to feel comfortable around. Ill share my jelly beans with you when were playing on the big toys!
Ill never spit on you, or pull your hair (unless you like that sort of thing) lol
I LOVE KIDS! Especially cute lil baby girls. They are adorable.
.. Oh I left the poem.. cause Im proud of it..
I have been told that its' gay by some.. hehe .. but in return, being as clever as I am, told them that they should go to the local Super Market and buy some fresh, vine ripened produce to manually and above all Royaly F.uc-k themselves with. .
- Treat others, as YOU would wish to be treated -
Ive got a good idea!! .. why not treat others how THEY would wish to be treated.. This would be a much more respectful way of going about it. What if the way you do things, is not the same as someone else?.. this is obviously pretty common. DUH!
- Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer -
Howabout.. F.uc-k that!! Keep your friends and family.. and all those that you LOVE as close as possible, and let NOTHING else in between. GROW UP!! and make any enemies you have.. into your new BEST FRIENDS!! :o)
- Dont count your chickens before they hatch -
Actually.. Never intentionally deprive yourself of information, as this would make you an idiot. Knowing how many you have and eventually how many you end up with, are vital statistics that enable you to understand what you may be doing wrong, which will help you raise more chickens succesfully in the future!
_./'\._ ¸¸.•¤**¤•.¸.•¤**¤•…... _./'\._
*•. .•* Welcome To My Profile *•. .•*
/.•*•.\ ¸..•¤**¤•., .•¤**¤•.*.*/.•*•.\
.`·.¸.·´
¸.·´¸.·´¨) ¸.·*¨)
(¸.·´ (¸.·´ .·´ ¸¸.·¨¯`· .*.*.*.*. .*.*.
** What you are about to witness is the profile of a SUN-crazed lunatic, that believes a lot of weird shit, that most people.. just dont! LOL
In person, I am nothing like what my profile indicates.. Im worse.
.. but HEY!! My tight ass and pearly white teeth make me worth a LEAST a hundred and fifty bucks! So gimme a shout!
It doesnt' seem to matter what I say here.. . Do you honestly GIVE a F.uc-k ? ..
Cause you really shouldnt'! F.uc-ks are HArD to come by these days. Giving them away is highly illogical, considering even the most "Bargain Basement" F.uc-k, would set anyone back at least $50..
Ive tried elaborate descriptions, Half naked pictures.. . Fully clothed pictures...
Ive written funky headlines, and colourful Interests ( which I still got ).. :oP
Im a laid back individual, that is very easy to feel comfortable around. Ill share my jelly beans with you when were playing on the big toys!
Ill never spit on you, or pull your hair (unless you like that sort of thing) lol
I LOVE KIDS! Especially cute lil baby girls. They are adorable.
.. Oh I left the poem.. cause Im proud of it..
I have been told that its' gay by some.. hehe .. but in return, being as clever as I am, told them that they should go to the local Super Market and buy some fresh, vine ripened produce to manually and above all Royaly F.uc-k themselves with. .
First Date
Id' pick ya up, and take ya out for biscuits and ice Cream!! * If she was a "health food only", (or H.F.O) type of gal, Id' quickly and wisely conform to this self-preserving ideology, and further more, to whatever system of behavior was deemed necessary at that, or any other point of our interaction, to increase the probability, and hence my odds of concluding the biscuit adventure with what Is considered a successful, and of course very much desirable 'same night' copulation.
Im a cuddler
We'd DO THE GROUSE GRIND!! . Have a picnic at the top, and hit the HOTTUB later on in the evenin'! A perfect opportunity to see each other "fresh off the press", to sweaty and sticky, to half naked and soaked. lol JK All of which would help better our judgment of one another.
****MEGA BONUS*** >>> ***POEM***
Without the SUN, there IS no one!
And All that is here, IS EVER undone!
No Carbon *Earth* & No Waters' Run
Where nothing resides, so Simply no fUN
All that is REAL has YEt to be SPuN! @ @ @
The Earth The Heavens and Our Father
****** THE SUN ******
In honour of The Greatness That IS our SUN.
********* *** ** **
** ** **** *********
If you need someone to thank for ALL that is around you.. PLEASE.. .
thank that **HUGE BALL OF EVERLASTING FIRE** of whom warms ALL our hearts.
In Ancient times.. The SUN was God, and he still is! He never went anywhere!! DUH!!!
Hes' a very smart and creative individual.
.. And why should you never F.uc-k with him?? . .. Because you cant'.
So trying to impose your genitalia on him would result in first a very bad burn, and second a VERY bad odor.
** Number of times 'F' Word is used : FIVE ** my apologies. . NOT!!
Cory Caswell
** hint **
In the bible, where you read the word Heaven.. think of 'heaven' as a state of water. ..most commonly ice.. that cap the greatest mountain peaks. Keep in mind there are vapourous clouds, and flowing rivers and oceans. Liquid-Gas-Solid
..Where you read God, think of the Sun.
.. and Earth, think of ALL the other Elements that exist.. . there is about 90 of them that occur naturally.
Im a cuddler
We'd DO THE GROUSE GRIND!! . Have a picnic at the top, and hit the HOTTUB later on in the evenin'! A perfect opportunity to see each other "fresh off the press", to sweaty and sticky, to half naked and soaked. lol JK All of which would help better our judgment of one another.
****MEGA BONUS*** >>> ***POEM***
Without the SUN, there IS no one!
And All that is here, IS EVER undone!
No Carbon *Earth* & No Waters' Run
Where nothing resides, so Simply no fUN
All that is REAL has YEt to be SPuN! @ @ @
The Earth The Heavens and Our Father
****** THE SUN ******
In honour of The Greatness That IS our SUN.
********* *** ** **
** ** **** ********* If you need someone to thank for ALL that is around you.. PLEASE.. .
thank that **HUGE BALL OF EVERLASTING FIRE** of whom warms ALL our hearts.
In Ancient times.. The SUN was God, and he still is! He never went anywhere!! DUH!!!
Hes' a very smart and creative individual.
.. And why should you never F.uc-k with him?? . .. Because you cant'.
So trying to impose your genitalia on him would result in first a very bad burn, and second a VERY bad odor.
** Number of times 'F' Word is used : FIVE ** my apologies. . NOT!!
Cory Caswell
** hint **
In the bible, where you read the word Heaven.. think of 'heaven' as a state of water. ..most commonly ice.. that cap the greatest mountain peaks. Keep in mind there are vapourous clouds, and flowing rivers and oceans. Liquid-Gas-Solid
..Where you read God, think of the Sun.
.. and Earth, think of ALL the other Elements that exist.. . there is about 90 of them that occur naturally.
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