It's long but what if it's worth the read? Not gonna lie I'm pretty awesome lol I can't see the "someone wants to meet me" so just say hi in a message. Wonder who Catfish was here for 4/2016, probably someone off this site seen a lot of fakes I'm real you be also please.
Important facts (atleast pay attention here) I live with 1 of my besties, I don't entertain guest here .... maybe in the future if something comes of it. Besides who doesn't like a break from being home. I have my own car & I keep a very busy schedule so planning a date works best rather then let's go now. Occasionally it works but not always.
* If you can't take a few minutes to get a preview of who I am & read my page then what makes you think you would want to take the time to meet me? I know it's long, sorry .... but maybe it can save us both time in the long run. All I ask of you is to not be a liar. Who wants that in any type of relationship, be friends or lovers? Not I .... maybe my honesty is too much, but I always have my story straight.
I want to meet someone that lives close by (if your not local we can chat & maybe share more photos). I use the KIK app it's great for text/pic without giving your # out at 1st. Never hurts to make friends. Don't be shy lets chat & find out about each other. PERSONALITY shines way brighter than BEAUTY! I really hope my attitude; is my most attractive feature, not my boobs (though they are nice too). Audrey Hepburn said it best, "There is more to sex appeal than just measurements. I like to be funny & friendly. Open the book before you judge it by the cover! I'm open minded, so just ask what you would like to know ;o)
Must like a big girl, I'll tell you if you ask (while I work on that) so if you don't like larger then life, you better keep looking for now. When you’re a plus size woman, people like to say "yeah, she's cute in the face", as if being full figured is such a disgrace. Honey, I’m cute in the face, & I’m thick in the waist. I look good whether I’m in cotton, leather, or lace. I’m beautiful, vibrant & above all, smart! There's more to me than my weight, I also have a big heart. Yes my clothes maybe a larger size, that just means you have access to a bigger prize. We all are not self-conscious about our weight & I never have a problem getting a date. I’m a hot, sexy, curvy woman with a figure that's full!
Selfie whore lol I might be chubby but I don't like looking like a slob (unless that's what I am aiming for, somedays are lazier then others). I am not a "high maitenance" chic. Sure, I like my nails done or hair highlighted once in awhile. Though I can put my make-up on in 10 minutes & be out the door. I'm very sassy, but it's my charm. I love to laugh and smile. I have baggage, but it is my own. Never would ask you to do my laundry, only be my friend when I need a shoulder to lean on. My kids have their own lives but 1st and formost I'm still their mom who worries about them.
* ps MORE INFO ON STEFANIE > Heck I'm already impressed if you made it this far. But before you give up, ask yourself "Is it worth reading on?" Sure is, lol you're already 1/2 way there. Maybe by the end you will want to send me a message. Are we a match?
I might look or seem like a square, but it's a bit more of a triangle. I like tattoo's but only have 1 on inside of wrist. My ears are pierced, but sometimes I see ones and think that would be cute, though have never done it. My radio station is set on 99.7, yet I can sing along to country music - don't worry in my head only, I don't sound good out loud, lol I'm woman enough to admit my weaknesses. I prefer someone that doesn't smoke, but almost everyone I know or have been with does (live with 1) - if you don't mind stepping outside then we are golden. High % of my friends, I have known for years (like teenagers) we have become family.
I do love a manly man, know I'm a girlie girl. My idea of camping involves a bed, yes I'm sorta city. I like electricity. How about we put in a DVD, zap popcorn (for you) fruit (for me) & stay in? Let me rest my head in your lap, hold hands just because we can or makeout like we're young again! I don't watch sports either except Seahawks, but wouldn't stop you.
As you can tell I'm extremely wordy, there will always be some subject to discuss .... except politics & religion. I do believe in both, it's just usually an opinion I keep to myself. I may not be over educated but I'm far from dumb. Besides everyone has retarded moments, I can laugh at myself just as well as at you. "Well behaved women rarely make history" - Marilyn Monroe had a point when she said that!!
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
Where is Selah? Its by Yakima, Wa. Bring humor with you during our time together. Doesn't have to be full on romantic, but desire a gentleman. Would enjoy going out to a nice dinner (doesn't mean it has to be spendy). But currently I'm eating very healthy on a strict diet (maybe we can cook dinner together, for now). So we could talk & see if we have anything in common, if there is an attraction or if it's worth a 2nd date to maybe do something else. I'm not affraid to meet in person, lets figure out a time that works best for us. Let's see where this goes????
I don't sing karaoke or drink coffee, but will watch you while I sip on my water/(drink if I'm at that phase of my diet) and enjoy the show.
Going to a movie is always great entertainment, though I need conversation. Find out if we are compatibe as friends only or a more intimate encounter. Im not trying to "put out" the minute we meet .... Why don't you try to earn that privilege!?! I'm a lady in the streets and a freak in the sheets ;o) With right chemisrty we can share our secrets & desires together.
* I don't need to view your pic, infact I see what you wrote then look. But if yours is blank, I do wonder what you're hiding? Why should I give you my number .... to only have a wife call me later? No thanks, not into cheaters. So, if you are one more power to you there is ladies who don't care. Or have your girl tell me she doesn't mind ;o) that we our talking, maybe her & I will become close friends. It's fine to live a certain "lifestyle" just make sure you're both in it, before you go any further with me.