chyme: smartass?jackass? just make me laugh!
Non-Smoker with Average body type
Silverlake, California
42 year old Female, 5' 9" (175cm), Non-religious
Hispanic, Libra
chyme is looking for a relationship.
Some college

I am Seeking a Man For Hang Out
Needs Test View her relationship needs Chemistry Not Completed
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Undecided/Open
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Hair Color Brown Eye Color Brown
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship Over 3 years
Pets Dog  

About Me
I've been lucky enough to pursue a career as a touring musician, as well as hold a great position with the public library. Though I'm no stranger to the hardships involved in surviving a career as a musician, I've managed to maintain a healthy (yet twisted)sense technically of humor thanks to my unbelievable family and friends. I'm interested in someone with passsion, who doesn't take themselves to seriously,with a great sense of humor and wit, cautiously optimistic, secure, stable, honest, creative,someone with a bit of life experience,
and someone who can't believe they are filling out this questionnaire either.
(O.K. now if you actually made it through that bullshit, here it is...)
It's easy to go with the badass,rock**** thing(& that has it's benefits) but
in reality, I'm just a big idiot who loves to laugh, especially at my own expense and yours if you let me, so please say something stupid, I'm a sucker for a brilliant moron.
(yay for these things)
Wolverine,FamilyGuy,good tequila,Rodan,Mothra,JeffBuckley,sickjokes,GirlsAgainstBoys,Tool,John Spencer, Verbena,Historychnl,ApocalypseNow,TaxiDriver,JesusLizard,
museums,discoverychnl,whit,sarcasm,darkhumor,my vintage SVT head,Johnny Cash,
dogwhispr,J.C.Suprstar,heavy metal parkinglot,LuchaLibre,
Godfather1/2 ,Foxes,Warriors,ClockworkOrange,SpinalTap,
bacon,beefjerky,and a wide variety of other meat products
(boo for this stuff)
onions,liars,mean hearted people, people who don't realize that the use
of the term "Rockstar" is "tongue n cheek", thieves, Sammy Hagar, no puppy kickers, bullies, people with no sense of humor,judgemental people, gossip,
jealousy, ex' you can't be friends afterwards

First Date
swap meet lucha libre

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