malaris: Not part of Southern Crackers target market
Non-Smoker with Athletic body type
St john, New Brunswick
39 year old Male, 5' 10" (178cm), Non-religious
Caucasian, Libra
malaris wants to date but nothing serious.
Bachelors Degree
Free Thinker
Retired bingo caller

I am Seeking a Woman For Dating
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry Not Completed
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Undecided/Open
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Hair Color Brown Eye Color Hazel
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship Over 1 year How ambitious are you? Ambitious
Pets No Pets Second Language French

About Me
Okay for starters, if you get the reference in my headline, we will almost certainly get along extremely well as friends or otherwise. If you're reading this then chances are you aren't currently part of Southern Crackers target market either. Maybe someday! Well since nobody seems to get it here's a clue. It's a somewhat obscure reference to a popular ,long-running, animated TV show. This reference probably being from sometime in the 90s.

I'm a pretty independent guy and would like to meet someone similar. I don't have any absolute restrictions other than someone smart and funny, but my preference would be to date a non-smoker in her 30s at the same stage of their life as me, but that's not to say that exceptions can't be made if we really click otherwise. That being said, I don't really have any expectations or limitations from this site. I have made some very good friends on here.

Sorry about the picture. No I'm not trying to fool anyone. I'm sure you can all clearly tell there is someone cropped out of it. It's just that I don't have many pictures of myself and the few I do have all have other people in them. I'm not much of a selfie taker. But yes, I'm 100% guilty of having friends of both genders, many of whom have appeared in pictures with me but probably wouldn't appreciate having their faces on here.

If you're going to message me, please give me something to work with, not just 1 or 2 word messages. Fine if you don't want to spend much time writing your first message if you're not sure if I'll reply. So if that's one word, I may or may not decide to respond. But after that I'll stop responding if you give me nothing work with.

And no I'm not actually retired. I have a good (real) job that I enjoy very much! But yeah I don't mean to brag but I did call some Bingo for my first ever part-time job.

Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
It depends on the person and what our common interests are. Something fun and casual preferably. A movie doesn't really work unless you do something else before and/or after because you can't talk during a movie. Coffee or "a drink" is kinda boring. Sounds more like "lets see if you look like your picture" date, because that's about all that gets accomplished. I suppose you also find out whether or not one can afford a coffee, so I guess there's that. From what I hear that might actually weed out a few prospects around here.

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