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| About | Non-smoker with Athletic body type | City | St John New Brunswick | ||
| Details | 35 year old Man, 5' 10" (178cm), Non-Religious | Ethnicity | Caucasian Libra with Brown hair | ||
| Intent | malaris wants to date but nothing serious. | Education | Bachelors degree | ||
| Personality | Night Owl | Profession | Insurance/Aspiring Actuary |
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| I am Seeking a | Woman | For | Dating | |
| Needs Test | View his relationship needs | Chemistry | Not Completed | |
| Do you drink? | Socially | Do you want children? | Undecided | |
| Marital Status | Single | Do you do drugs? | No | |
| Pets | No Pets | Eye Color | Hazel | |
| Do you have a car? | Yes | Do you have children? | No | |
| Longest Relationship | Over 1 year | |||
| Second Language | French | |||
About Me
Like everyone else I hate writing these things. You really have to talk to me to get to know me. No one really reads these things anyway. But for the benefit of those who actually do read it, I'll just spit out some random generic cliches that will tell you absolutely nothing about myself, yet seem to be quite popular on these types of sites. First thing is that I like to have fun. I'm pretty sure it wouldn't be fun if I didn't like it now would it? Secondly, I will try anything once. Anyone who says this I suggest you look up the definition of the word "anything" in the dictionary. Also I like to live life to the fullest. Wow, that one really tells you a lot about me doesn't it? Oh and if you think you are the girl next door, well is that supposed to tell me something? Even dirty crack whores live next door to someone...right? By the way, don't take anything I say too seriously. Apparently my profile makes me sound like a grouch but I swear I'm not as hard to get along with as I might sound. I'm just joking around.
By the way, I really dislike being asked questions in which the answer can clearly be found on my profile in the same place as everyone else's. Questions like "How old are you?", "Do you have any kids?", or "What do you do for fun?". Seriously its annoying! I know you're just trying to make conversation but how about instead of asking that show you have the ability to do some critical thinking and come up with something somewhat original, perhaps related to those answers which are already provided. In other words instead of asking what I do for fun, show that you've looked at my profile and ask a question about 1 of those hobbies. And if you have a picture of your kid on here then all I have to say is "Thank You. Next...." The fact that you have a kid isn't necessarily what scares me away, its the fact you're weird enough to put their picture on here. You better hope they never find out about this when they get older or they will so check you into a 2nd rate retirement home in your old age. But I suppose its better than the other extreme of "prefer not to say" whether or not you have kids. Seriously, why bother? If this all seems like basic, common sense stuff to you then we'll probably get along great. I swear I'm not a grouch. I just felt the need to set a few ground rules and vent about some of my frustrations of this site. I'm getting my venting/grouchiness out of the way now because I'm rarely ever like that when actually interacting with someone. A litte sarcastic maybe.
A few lessons for today. It is "would have" not "would of". You drop the "e" when adding "ing". "Loveing", "rideing", "bikeing" are not words. There is a reason as to why there are different spellings for your/you're and there/their/they're. Please learn them and love them. Also "quite" is a 1 syllable word that does not mean the opposite of "loud". I'm just trying to help as there seems to be some confusion. That is all.
Please don't read too much into 1 of my testimonials. If you read them then I'm sure you'll know which 1 I mean. That's just an old friend of mine kidding around. :)
No I did not write all of this at once. Just added bits at a time as I felt the need.
******* P.S. You are far more likely to get a response from me if you send me an ACTUAL MESSAGE rather than clicking that you want to meet me, or adding me to your favorites but never contacting me. A message in a bottle or a carrier pigeon would be more likely to get a better response than either or those things. Ever since that "meet me" feature became an option I get very few e-mails and all kinds of those requests. Its very lame and annoying. I swear I'm not as grouchy as I might seem. There's no need to be intimidated. Just send a ****ing e-mail instead of that other nonsense if you really want to meet me!!!! If you are too shy, too lazy, lack creativity/originality, or you are zipping through hundreds of profiles clicking "yes" on half of them , then we likely wouldn't be compatible. Just saying.....***********
By the way, I really dislike being asked questions in which the answer can clearly be found on my profile in the same place as everyone else's. Questions like "How old are you?", "Do you have any kids?", or "What do you do for fun?". Seriously its annoying! I know you're just trying to make conversation but how about instead of asking that show you have the ability to do some critical thinking and come up with something somewhat original, perhaps related to those answers which are already provided. In other words instead of asking what I do for fun, show that you've looked at my profile and ask a question about 1 of those hobbies. And if you have a picture of your kid on here then all I have to say is "Thank You. Next...." The fact that you have a kid isn't necessarily what scares me away, its the fact you're weird enough to put their picture on here. You better hope they never find out about this when they get older or they will so check you into a 2nd rate retirement home in your old age. But I suppose its better than the other extreme of "prefer not to say" whether or not you have kids. Seriously, why bother? If this all seems like basic, common sense stuff to you then we'll probably get along great. I swear I'm not a grouch. I just felt the need to set a few ground rules and vent about some of my frustrations of this site. I'm getting my venting/grouchiness out of the way now because I'm rarely ever like that when actually interacting with someone. A litte sarcastic maybe.
A few lessons for today. It is "would have" not "would of". You drop the "e" when adding "ing". "Loveing", "rideing", "bikeing" are not words. There is a reason as to why there are different spellings for your/you're and there/their/they're. Please learn them and love them. Also "quite" is a 1 syllable word that does not mean the opposite of "loud". I'm just trying to help as there seems to be some confusion. That is all.
Please don't read too much into 1 of my testimonials. If you read them then I'm sure you'll know which 1 I mean. That's just an old friend of mine kidding around. :)
No I did not write all of this at once. Just added bits at a time as I felt the need.
******* P.S. You are far more likely to get a response from me if you send me an ACTUAL MESSAGE rather than clicking that you want to meet me, or adding me to your favorites but never contacting me. A message in a bottle or a carrier pigeon would be more likely to get a better response than either or those things. Ever since that "meet me" feature became an option I get very few e-mails and all kinds of those requests. Its very lame and annoying. I swear I'm not as grouchy as I might seem. There's no need to be intimidated. Just send a ****ing e-mail instead of that other nonsense if you really want to meet me!!!! If you are too shy, too lazy, lack creativity/originality, or you are zipping through hundreds of profiles clicking "yes" on half of them , then we likely wouldn't be compatible. Just saying.....***********
First Date
It depends on the person and what our common interests are. Something fun and casual preferably. A movie doesn't really work unless you do something else before and/or after because you can't talk during a movie. Coffee or "a drink" is kinda boring. Sounds more like "lets see if you look like your picture" date, because that's about all that gets accomplished, or perhaps whether or not you can afford a coffee. And yes I am biased because I don't drink coffee. I have all kinds of ideas but its hard to say which would be ideal before getting to know the person a little. Hopefully after getting to know them I/we would be able to come up with some even better ideas. Hockey game, dinner theatre, several drinks, Mediterranean cruise, cow tipping, Bingo, donating blood, or any combination thereof is usually pretty awesome!
I realize this site is full of speed daters and there is nothing wrong with that, but it isn't my style. If you have a date lined up for Wednesday and another for Friday, please don't pencil me in for Thursday. Wait and see how things go with them first and if it doesn't work out maybe then we could hang out. I prefer a more casual approach to getting to know someone and would prefer not to feel like I'm a contestant on The Bachelorette. Plus that way if those other guys were total losers it would give us something to talk and laugh about.
I realize this site is full of speed daters and there is nothing wrong with that, but it isn't my style. If you have a date lined up for Wednesday and another for Friday, please don't pencil me in for Thursday. Wait and see how things go with them first and if it doesn't work out maybe then we could hang out. I prefer a more casual approach to getting to know someone and would prefer not to feel like I'm a contestant on The Bachelorette. Plus that way if those other guys were total losers it would give us something to talk and laugh about.
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