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Bohemianjack: Help Wanted:Telepath... You know how to apply.. :)
Occasional smoker with Average body type
East central, Minnesota
59 year old Man, 6' 0" (183cm), Non-Religious
Caucasian Virgo with Red hair
Bohemianjack is looking for a relationship.
Some university
Free Thinker
Retired Telecom, Magician, Juggler...

dating "I'm just a waste of her energy and she's just wasting my time... mmm hmmm.." ~Jack Johnson - Wasting Time.. :)

I am Seeking a Woman For Long term
Needs Test View his relationship needs Chemistry View his chemistry results
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Prefer not to say
Marital Status Divorced Do you do drugs? No
Pets No Pets Eye Color Hazel
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? My children are over 18
Longest Relationship Over 10 years How ambitious are you? Very Ambitious
Second Language Other  

About Čaroděj ze severu..`*=7;+>.....
"This is my pathetic excuse for a seaworthy vessel and you're standing aboard it; so you might want to show it and me, her captain, some respect!" ~Johnny Depp. Pirates of the Caribbean. Captain Jack Sparrow.. :)

My qualities and interests are varied and many but not absolute and I'd like an-other to bounce off among other things ideas occasionally. I enjoy company with those real, respectful, fun to talk with, takes time to enjoy life, can laugh at themselves and sometimes make me laugh. Beyond that have met my share and won't suffer fools, unless worthy of pointing a finger and laughing a bit I get bored and slip out the side door.

I held lofty goals, dodged deception and lies and made good money chasing American dreams from the telecom boom to housing bust and financial crash now find it all too mundane to bother with beyond revisionist history. I'm learning to spend less time seeking answers by better understanding questions. Currently working toward a self-designed doctorate in Paranormal-psychopathology. Extremely long story short, of all seven states of matter the highest thought wave works in the mental plane of reality, a universal plane of mind-stuff essentially responsible for function, action and reaction. You might say I'm doing my own thing reading and writing a bit sometimes between the lines. I'd like to write a book one day even if just for myself. My goals now involve freedom of movement, peace of mind and energy. Among other things I'm busy as cook, butler, chauffeur and gardener, as well as chief of fire and maintenance in my pair-a-dice.

This may seem a tall order, however nothing matters as much as I am chemically sensitive... generally synthetic petro-chemicals everywhere and in everything make me sick.. including Rx drugs, cosmetics and food. My diet is organic as much as possible to avoid chemical residue, additives and preservatives in conventional food. I smoke organic tobacco and can't tolerate chemical tobacco smoke. If you have no idea what all this means we will probably not work well together. It would be better if you have interest, best if one has knowledge of the mysteries of foods and herbs, nutritional supplements and alternative therapies ignored by traditional western medicine.

An involved people person in my previous life, since acquiring MCS I feel better when not around many people, particularly in my home. You will not see me surrounded by friends and family and many won't understand. For all good intent and purpose I feel better avoiding exposure to toxic fragrance in products many won't part with. To accommodate I may be found up-wind at a gathering of family, friends or community event.

Formerly a city boy, I now own a nice home in the woods. The last few years there has been no escape from new asphalt smell everywhere many find annoying but debilitating to me, a little here and there and I lose brilliance. If you live near significant pollution I may visit on a good day, but can't spend much time there. You would enjoy spending time with me away from those places and pair-a-dice may be a nice getaway for a city mouse.

I've traveled North America from Canada to southern US and Caribbean by air and cross country, but no longer tolerate the environment around public transportation. That said, I would not do well always on the go traveling far away to experience life. I enjoy my antique car and motorcycle for occasional day trips and would like to drive south for winters. I'd do Burning Man if we stay up-wind.

While I'd like to be with a woman that feels more girly than tomboy I'm learning to expect the unexpected. I would enjoy the company of an artistic, creative, interested, interesting woman that likes a variety of activities; feels comfortable discussing, learning or teaching and open to experience new adventure. You know to take care of yourself mentally, physically, and carry yourself to feel attractive and confident. A little lipstick or nail color is always a turn on, however I prefer au natural to most makeup and can not tolerate personal care products that contain artificial fragrance. I don't have as much trouble with most essential oils and many natural, non-allergenic products. I am height/weight proportionate and desire you be also.. thick in the right places ok *;-) Emphasis proportionate.

Considering all this and that, my intention is to find the most intelligent and understanding woman that will give me the time of day, and then do whatever she wants for the rest of my life... lol.. The difficult part is finding out what she wants. And you might say I'm an optimist, because I am... I'm also romantic and a bit perfectionist, but don't give all that to just anyone. It would be nice if you just get it and bonus if you think you're a bit smarter than I think I am sometimes. For the one that understands all this welcome and for goodness sake step in! Once the barbarians are at the gate it will be too late.. ;)

"On the Frabjous Day, when the White Queen once again wears the crown. On that day, I shall Futterwacken... Vigorously!" ~Johnny Depp. Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland. The Mad Hatter..`*=7;+>.....


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Our choices are half chance and I play Meet Me and add Favorites if I'd really like to get your attention; though unless movement in kind is observed before long don't be surprised when you are released,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸>«(((º>

"Well there really ain't no use in stopping what nobody never told me not to do.." ~Jack Johnson. People Watching.. :)

Don't be fanatic about religion, politics, sports and who writes first. Although a hastily typed 'Hi how are you', while an attempt at socializing reveals nothing except perhaps a lack of imagination. In any event it may be easier if you reconsider importances, show a bit of humor and for my curiosity please include the word ambivalent in a sentence or ask about my vow of silence.. :)

"And I'll wait here a while just long enough to be sure that you didn't make a wrong turn.." ~Jack Johnson. Wrong Turn

And don't believe everything you think.. :)

"Some say to survive you need to be as mad as a hatter, which luckily I am." ~Johnny Depp. Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland. The Mad Hatter..`*=7;+>.....

First Date
We must first agree on meeting: casual, low key, you, me, coffee or tea, something good to eat, nice little place, may be soft music, not too noisy. It will be easy to stay or move on.

I'm drawn to independent coffee shops and cafes serving homemade wholesome American and ethnic foods. I enjoy outdoor art, music, street dance and community gatherings and may try a small town bar/grill for lunch or off-night but must avoid processed foods, poor ventilation and large crowds.

"The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it." ~Oscar Wilde. The Picture of Dorian Gray

Plainly and simply some things are simply never plain.. :)

In addition to testing text box limits my essay is a result of critical analysis of questions, answers, hard truths and thoughts as a pre-qualification to sort serious from curious and not get caught in endless email hell. The best are just words and pictures on a screen and I may have fun with a comment or question and if there's life on-line... How do you start something? Contrary to popular opinion I am not a mind reader at a distance. And I can't type fast for *chat. XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX!... lol.. Although without some familiarity I don't feel much from most on-line chatter anyway; distance from reality seems sometimes more work than fun. Long story short, simply don't have energy for cyber-acquaintance if we may never share a real conversation. Phone and meeting depend on attraction and communication or my interest will not last beyond a couple messages. So I may give you a shot and try to draw you in if you try not to waste it. I am easily distracted; a pretty picture, vague, negative dialog and tentative messages hold my attention a few minutes before becoming Who Viewed Me history. As Billy Preston once said, You gotta have somethin' if you wanna be with me! Minimum... You will need a photo or two and a few written skills... maybe a new fishing pole!...:)

"A small key opens big doors." ~Turkish proverb

Regards and blessings... go in peace.*;-)

"This is because that is and if that is not then this cannot be.." ~Thich Nhat Hanh, Mindfulness

And just for fun.. :)

Jack covers this Buffett tune near the end of the festival at 1:21

"Yes I am a pirate, two hundred years too late... The cannons don't thunder and there's nothin' to plunder, I'm an over-forty victim of fate, arriving too late... arriving too late.." ~Jimmy Buffett - A Pirate Looks.. :)

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