About Me
I am someone who loves to laugh, and can easily laugh at myself, because trust me, I am freaking hilarious. I am a die hard college football fan, and bleed maroon and orange for the Hokies. I spend probably too much time at work, but my career ambition always gets the better of my time. I am a Yankee according to those I've come across in Virginia; I am originally from Michigan, have an accent apparently, and have serious road rage.
I loathe men who play games, unless we're talking about Scrabble, in which case I say bring it on. If you're looking for a country girl, I am not her. I'd rather be held at gun point then say y'all, ride an ATV, or wear any semblance of camouflage. My idea of camping is an air conditioned hotel. No I am not a princess, but I don't enjoy bugs ... like at all
If you're interested in getting just ass, or being friends with benefits, no thanks, I'm good. If you want to start chatting and instantly send me a picture of what you look like draped in a towel right after you get out of the shower, again, I'm good. That's right, I'm one of those annoying girls who likes to get to know your personality first. Sorry. I'm a total drag, I know.
I am fluent in sarcasm and allergic to bull shit.