Before I answer, please note I'm in a very serious relationship and very HAPPY in it. If you think you can win me over and eventually cause me to cheat, you're very very wrong. Any attempts to get in the way of my relationship will be met with severe hostility! RAWWWRRRR!! :P
and now, the description of a first date I might end up on:
taking me into a back alley where we proceed to shotgun Steven Seagal:asian experience Energy Drinks then stumbling around yelling at people with mock oriental accents...GAWD thats romantic....hot damn!
That would be more fun than a barrelful of monkeys!*
*several years ago i was actually tremendously disappointed by a barrelful of monkeys. It had done nothing I had considered particularily entertaining, apart from emit interesting noises, and eventually, once all the noises had stopped and the monkeys were no longer doing anything at all - except possibly on an organic level - had needed to be disposed of in the dead of night.
bonus points for opening the door for me.
(Honestly though, I'm more of a 'go for a beer' girl then 'go for a coffee'. I enjoy pubs as a first date, because if things start going downhill you can always order another beer and focus on the band, or a nearby game of pool. Where as if you are in a coffee joint and you realise you're with a complete flop, you have nothing to do but comment desperatly on the numerous different types of coffee, staring at others (usually considered creepy in such a setting), or stare deeply into the eyes of the flop on the other side of the table wondering when this date will end, while they are likely considering this a display of interest and are planning what to cook you for breakfast.)
(ALSO! lots of bonus points for having read my whole profile! if you are reading this now, gooood for you :) )