-Muttonchop enthusiast (currently rocking a '70s cop mustache)
-I can do the robot pretty damn well
-I once came in third place in a foursquare tournament
-I make music
-I caught a big fish once, he was huge. I named him Bronson.
-I can rap along to songs pretty well because I'm that cool
-I'm pretty good at doing the robot
-I am the stoner Jerry Seinfeld/George Costanza
-As you can see, I'm very good at writing lists
-I have a really good theory as to what Tom Bombadil's intentions REALLY were when he helped Frodo on his quest to destroy the One Ring
-I speak sarcasm fluently
-I may not look it, but I'm a pretty fast sprinter
-I once met Patrick Stewart in a Starbucks in NYC and he did NOT want to talk to me
-My mom says I'm cool
-I'm a terrible Bostonian in that I don't care about basketball or hockey (but I'll totally watch 'em)
-I'm what was in the briefcase from "Pulp Fiction"
-I'm super honest about everything
-Bill Nye, Neil DeGrasse Tyson, and Carl Sagan are my homeboys.
-I can cook like you never SEEN
-I once beat Mortal Kombat for the Sega Genesis
-I have no idea what else to write that isn't just the ramblings of a smart-ass geek, so ask anything!
Drinks and/or dinner is my favorite kind of date, since it lets us talk and get to know each other. I don't like the movies as a first date, how are you supposed to get to know someone if both of you are staring silently at a screen for two hours?!