Mr.Steak: living variety show
Non-Smoker with Athletic body type
Austin, Texas
39 year old Male, 6' 2" (188cm), Other
Caucasian, Aries
Mr.Steak anything.
artist/caffiene dealer

I am Seeking a Woman For Dating
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry Not Completed
Do you drink? Often (>3times/week) Do you want children? Want children
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? Socially
Hair Color Blond(e) Eye Color Other
Do you have a car? Prefer Not To Say Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship
Pets No Pets  

About Me
i like to live, i'm happy, i'm definitely out of the ordinary.
i'm a bookworming nerd. trapped in the body of a six foot jockjerk. with a taste for shoe leather, amoung other self indulgent culinary delights. a loquaicious, but not cunning, linguist. thinks, plays music, draws, and writes. who believes that if you can run swim and climb then the earth is your oyster. if you're ever bored, will find something for you to do. understands grammar's rules but can't abide by them, like all other rules. knows the difference between a cat and a complex sentence. if you take it that seriously it's probably not worth doing. would rather burn the bush than beat it, whether conversationally, literally, religiously or politically.
likes riddles and whiskey. hates lite beer.
looking for openminded, happy go lucky, rugcutting, sidesplitting, low fi lady, with homespun urbanity, wisdom from the desert and polish from the city.

First Date
juggling the produce, buy food for dinner, then a casa, where I'll attempt to make something I've never made before. If I burn it, I will commit hari kari, and that's that: don't forget to do the dishes, i have anal roomates. otherwise... when done eating, let's bust a move like Elaine while no one's looking, you know, so it's out of the system, then we can hunt down a party, or kick it on a park bench feeding pigeons like we're 64 and jabberjaw. I play evrything by ear, so anything goes, except watching oc. Make a movie, go skeet shooting, skinny dipping, swing at the driving range, drive all night to the nearest drive in movie marathon, get out the guitar and play songs backwards. I could draw you, you can put makeup on me (for laughs only), act out parts of the Tempest or King Lear. . . anything as long as it's fun. Just try to keep up, ouija!