| About | Non-Smoker with A Few Extra Pounds body type | City | Ottawa Ontario | |
| Details | 55 year old Woman, 5' 6" (168 cm), Other Religion | Ethnicity | Caucasian Pisces with Mixed Color hair |
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| I am Seeking a | Man | For | Friends | |
| Needs Test | View her relationship needs | Chemistry | View her chemistry results | |
| Do you drink? | Socially | Do you want children? | Does not want children | |
| Marital Status | Single | Do you do drugs? | No | |
| Pets | Cat & Dog | Eye Color | Hazel | |
| Profession | employed | Do you have children? | All my kids are over 18 | |
| Education | Some university | Do you have a car? | Yes |
Relationship
Intent sandalz isn't seeking a relationship or any kind of commitment. |
Relationship History The longest relationship sandalz has been in was over 10 years long. |
Interests
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About Me
Ok, so I am keeping Chuck Lorre's post below, because it amuses me and it is the truth. I also find Charlie Sheen currently entertaining. I will never apologize for who I am.
so...who am I you ask? My neighbours call me 'wild child', I have been told that I remind people of 'Penelope Garcia' on Criminal Minds...I consider that a compliment. Here I am in a nut shell: I prefer my life be uncomplicated, I avoid schedules, I laugh often and smile most of the time, I am sensitive, successful, independent to a fault, I really like the woman I have evolved into...finally. I read voraciously, most often I can not recall the plot but I never forget a memorable character and the words! I love language...I prefer to be outdoors, I wake up in the morning with a smile on my face, excited to see what the day has in store...there is always something fascinating, amusing and remarkable. GOLF! It is a hoot! and occasionally I make a really good shot! Most of the time I just admire the scenery, God did some of his best work on a golf course. Wilderness camping...being totally disconnected. I do not feel the need to change anyone else, to apologize for their behaviour, find fault or make excuses. I am not a 'fixer upper', I do not require remodelling.
History never remembers a well-behaved woman. Carte Blanche!
"I am fifty-five years old. I have long ago become invisible to young women. They actually do not see me. But I am not writing this to complain. I am at peace with my circumstances. The blessing of fifty-five is a libido in decline. The curse of it is that major pharmaceutical companies are successfully exploiting my insecurities. Suddenly that surreal commercial of a silver-haired guy sitting naked in an outdoor bath tub and holding hands with a naked, slightly younger woman in an adjacent tub makes perfect sense (if I had produced that spot I would've have given him a small plasma screen TV so he could watch ESPN during his hang time). I'm also mesmerized by the commercial featuring middle-aged men gleefully celebrating their ability to drink water and drive long distances (I particularly enjoy that the slightly younger women in that one are turned on knowing that their geezers don't have to urinate frequently). Anyway, it's my birthday today. If you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go suck on my bronchitis inhaler so that later today I can blow out the candles without hacking up a lung." Chuck Lorre
so...who am I you ask? My neighbours call me 'wild child', I have been told that I remind people of 'Penelope Garcia' on Criminal Minds...I consider that a compliment. Here I am in a nut shell: I prefer my life be uncomplicated, I avoid schedules, I laugh often and smile most of the time, I am sensitive, successful, independent to a fault, I really like the woman I have evolved into...finally. I read voraciously, most often I can not recall the plot but I never forget a memorable character and the words! I love language...I prefer to be outdoors, I wake up in the morning with a smile on my face, excited to see what the day has in store...there is always something fascinating, amusing and remarkable. GOLF! It is a hoot! and occasionally I make a really good shot! Most of the time I just admire the scenery, God did some of his best work on a golf course. Wilderness camping...being totally disconnected. I do not feel the need to change anyone else, to apologize for their behaviour, find fault or make excuses. I am not a 'fixer upper', I do not require remodelling.
History never remembers a well-behaved woman. Carte Blanche!
"I am fifty-five years old. I have long ago become invisible to young women. They actually do not see me. But I am not writing this to complain. I am at peace with my circumstances. The blessing of fifty-five is a libido in decline. The curse of it is that major pharmaceutical companies are successfully exploiting my insecurities. Suddenly that surreal commercial of a silver-haired guy sitting naked in an outdoor bath tub and holding hands with a naked, slightly younger woman in an adjacent tub makes perfect sense (if I had produced that spot I would've have given him a small plasma screen TV so he could watch ESPN during his hang time). I'm also mesmerized by the commercial featuring middle-aged men gleefully celebrating their ability to drink water and drive long distances (I particularly enjoy that the slightly younger women in that one are turned on knowing that their geezers don't have to urinate frequently). Anyway, it's my birthday today. If you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go suck on my bronchitis inhaler so that later today I can blow out the candles without hacking up a lung." Chuck Lorre
First Date
You be you, I will be me and if 'we' enjoy one another's company...perhaps there will be 2nd date.
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