I signed up to chat with and meet people - some of whom I normally wouldn't meet. I didn't choose any restrictions because I didn't want to prejudge people. Is that a category? Not a fan of smoking/smokers though, sorry.
Misc: That rifle is just a pellet gun for the joke that Sophie and I hunted that container out of Mill Creek.
Purity Test - Ahhh, the elegant sport of rowing down a beautiful calm river. Oxford vs Cambridge. Classy classy stuff. Pip pip, tally ho, good sport, smashing job lads! There couldn't possibly be any innuendo with this regal pursuit, could there? Test the filthiness of your mind right here, with these actual rowing terms:
Check her down
Jumping the slide
One foot up & out
Waist, ready, up
Give her ten
Shooting your slide
You failed the purity test, didn't you? Get thee to a nunnery.