| About | Non-Smoker with Athletic body type | City | Edmonton Alberta | |
| Details | 47 year old Man, 6' 5" (196 cm), Non-Religious | Ethnicity | Caucasian Leo with Brown hair |
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| I am Seeking a | Woman | For | Dating | |
| Needs Test | Not Completed | Chemistry | Not Completed | |
| Do you drink? | Socially | Do you want children? | Undecided/Open | |
| Marital Status | Single | Do you do drugs? | No | |
| Pets | No Pets | Eye Color | Hazel | |
| Profession | C&S Man | Do you have children? | No | |
| Education | Bachelors degree | Do you have a car? | Yes |
Relationship
Intent GreenEyesAndHam wants to date but nothing serious. |
Relationship History The longest relationship GreenEyesAndHam has been in was over 4 years long. |
Interests
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About Me
I signed up to chat with and meet people - some of whom I normally wouldn't meet. I didn't choose any restrictions because I didn't want to prejudge people. Is that a category? I answer emails if thought has been put into them. I almost never answer ones w/o pictures.
FAQ: 'C&S Man' is a reference to "New Orleans is Sinking (killerwhaletank version)". The Clean & Scrub Man was the guy who got in with the killer whales and scrubbed the tank.
My mini-quasi-crappy-dailyish-weeklyish-monthly-ish-quarterly-semi-annual bloggy thing (newest ones at the beginning):
Bad Blog - This isn't a proper blog, it's just a random collection of trivia, recollections, and opinions. I don't suggest reading it.
• This summer, I jack-hammered part of my concrete basement floor for a sump pit. I also went to a shooting range and shot handguns for my nephew's birthday. I conclude that a 44 Magnum is just a cordless jackhammer.
• If you're a crow, then you just pick garbage and ruin crops. If you're a raven, then you scavenge, are mysterious, Edgar Allan Poe writes a famous poem about you, and they name the Baltimore Ravens after you.
• Big Sugar's song "Heaven in Alberta" has the lyrics:
"I have lost my way
But I hear a tale
About a Heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all Hell for a basement"
That last line refers to Rudyard Kipling stating that Medicine Hat had "all Hell for a basement" because of their huge natural gas reserves.
• There was a spammer who got huge quantities of actual junk mail sent to his house by a ticked-off spamee. He had some laughably ironic quote about being frustrated by not being able to find his real mail in with all the junk.
• If I wrote a computer virus, I'd just make it insert small, random, occasional spelling errors. This would be insidious to anal-retentive people like me.
• As a kid, I liked the smell of gasoline when the car was being filled on a warm day. I don't anymore - I wonder if it's because they took the lead out.
FAQ: 'C&S Man' is a reference to "New Orleans is Sinking (killerwhaletank version)". The Clean & Scrub Man was the guy who got in with the killer whales and scrubbed the tank.
My mini-quasi-crappy-dailyish-weeklyish-monthly-ish-quarterly-semi-annual bloggy thing (newest ones at the beginning):
Bad Blog - This isn't a proper blog, it's just a random collection of trivia, recollections, and opinions. I don't suggest reading it.
• This summer, I jack-hammered part of my concrete basement floor for a sump pit. I also went to a shooting range and shot handguns for my nephew's birthday. I conclude that a 44 Magnum is just a cordless jackhammer.
• If you're a crow, then you just pick garbage and ruin crops. If you're a raven, then you scavenge, are mysterious, Edgar Allan Poe writes a famous poem about you, and they name the Baltimore Ravens after you.
• Big Sugar's song "Heaven in Alberta" has the lyrics:
"I have lost my way
But I hear a tale
About a Heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all Hell for a basement"
That last line refers to Rudyard Kipling stating that Medicine Hat had "all Hell for a basement" because of their huge natural gas reserves.
• There was a spammer who got huge quantities of actual junk mail sent to his house by a ticked-off spamee. He had some laughably ironic quote about being frustrated by not being able to find his real mail in with all the junk.
• If I wrote a computer virus, I'd just make it insert small, random, occasional spelling errors. This would be insidious to anal-retentive people like me.
• As a kid, I liked the smell of gasoline when the car was being filled on a warm day. I don't anymore - I wonder if it's because they took the lead out.
First Date
Tweet? - Maybe I'll Tweet some day. It turns out...so might my mum. She was asking about a Twitter account because the media was talking about how it was changing regimes and politics and society and all that. Maybe Mum will organize a flash-mob to bake some brownies, or to sweep up all that annoying sand around the Sphinx while those people are protesting in Egypt. It's not always about revolution - sometimes it's about grit in your shoes. I didn't check for the 140 character thing, but I'll include some hashtags anyway so I can maybe put them directly into my future Twitter account:
• My neighbour's dog Sophie always wants me to take her to run around and chase pointlessly an inanimate object. She's so simple, easily amused, and fooled by fake throws. She just doesn't understand that I have important complex human things to do - like go play football. #dogs #sports #pointless
• If you believe in karma, OJ finally getting thrown in jail for life sure helps your cause. #OJ #karma
• I sometimes used to watch the Old Faithful webcam and make up nicknames and back-stories for the people: Dude-with-Dog, White-Shorts-Gal, Guy-not-Looking, Bored-Kid, Guy-Who-Just-Missed-it-but-Who's-Going-to-Wait-for-an-Hour, Fighting-Couple, etc. #oldfaithful #webcam
• The only time that I went to the horse races, Mum was the sole person who came out ahead. She bet on things like: "That jockey has a degree from the UofA" and "That horse has nice white feet." #horseracing #betting #n00b
• Soccer City, South Africa. The only city in the world named after the game and they chose Soccer, not Football. Now stop calling it Football and leave that to the proper kind. #football #soccer #sayitright
• When I was walking upstairs, a weird knob fell onto the dryer behind me. There's nothing above the dryer except floor joists. It came from nowhere. #ironcladproof #ghosts
• A girl's definition of last-minute shopping is so far off of a guy's definition that they should not be jointly discussed. #girlsvsguys #shopping
• Fact: The Windsors (British royalty) were named after Windsor Castle, not vice versa. #royalty #windsors #windsorcastle
• Fact: Hitler grew his mustache as a tribute to Charlie Chaplin. #tribute #hitler #chaplin #geethanks
• I pulled a knife off of a plate and it went "Shingggggggg" - just like a sword from a scabbard in the movies or a video game. I tried and tried, but that sound was not reproduceable. #knife #sword #soundeffect #fail
• How fast do pregnancy tests really need to be? 10 days isn't fast enough...it has to be 5? Are you heavily into drugs and/or alcohol and will stop when pregnant? Is the sex tiresome? #pregnancytestspeed #unnecessary
• In conjunction with sanding and salting roads, they should spray airplane de-icing fluid from cropdusters. #solutionicyroads #genius
• My neighbour's dog Sophie always wants me to take her to run around and chase pointlessly an inanimate object. She's so simple, easily amused, and fooled by fake throws. She just doesn't understand that I have important complex human things to do - like go play football. #dogs #sports #pointless
• If you believe in karma, OJ finally getting thrown in jail for life sure helps your cause. #OJ #karma
• I sometimes used to watch the Old Faithful webcam and make up nicknames and back-stories for the people: Dude-with-Dog, White-Shorts-Gal, Guy-not-Looking, Bored-Kid, Guy-Who-Just-Missed-it-but-Who's-Going-to-Wait-for-an-Hour, Fighting-Couple, etc. #oldfaithful #webcam
• The only time that I went to the horse races, Mum was the sole person who came out ahead. She bet on things like: "That jockey has a degree from the UofA" and "That horse has nice white feet." #horseracing #betting #n00b
• Soccer City, South Africa. The only city in the world named after the game and they chose Soccer, not Football. Now stop calling it Football and leave that to the proper kind. #football #soccer #sayitright
• When I was walking upstairs, a weird knob fell onto the dryer behind me. There's nothing above the dryer except floor joists. It came from nowhere. #ironcladproof #ghosts
• A girl's definition of last-minute shopping is so far off of a guy's definition that they should not be jointly discussed. #girlsvsguys #shopping
• Fact: The Windsors (British royalty) were named after Windsor Castle, not vice versa. #royalty #windsors #windsorcastle
• Fact: Hitler grew his mustache as a tribute to Charlie Chaplin. #tribute #hitler #chaplin #geethanks
• I pulled a knife off of a plate and it went "Shingggggggg" - just like a sword from a scabbard in the movies or a video game. I tried and tried, but that sound was not reproduceable. #knife #sword #soundeffect #fail
• How fast do pregnancy tests really need to be? 10 days isn't fast enough...it has to be 5? Are you heavily into drugs and/or alcohol and will stop when pregnant? Is the sex tiresome? #pregnancytestspeed #unnecessary
• In conjunction with sanding and salting roads, they should spray airplane de-icing fluid from cropdusters. #solutionicyroads #genius
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