Age: 41
Age: 41
Age: 38
ShelbySask4friend1: I'm still Standing... Creepin it Real...
Smokes often with Average body type
Saskatoon, Saskatchewan
37 year old Man, 5' 11" (180cm), Catholic
Caucasian Cancer with Brown hair
ShelbySask4friend1 Actively seeking a relationship
Bachelors degree
Night Owl
Health Care/ Entrepreneur/Wine Tester

Typical Masturbating photo...

I am Seeking a Woman For Long term
Needs Test View his relationship needs Chemistry View his chemistry results
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Undecided
Marital Status Widowed Do you do drugs? No
Pets Dog Eye Color Brown
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship Over 5 years How ambitious are you? Somewhat Ambitious
Second Language German  

Not taking life for grantedTeaMassages
Social issuesMycotoxinsCoconut oil
Professional stalkingCleaningTravel
Alternative medicineShoppingPhilosophy
Crazy weatherBbqsSitting on the pc to long literally right on top
PiercingsChild psychologyWalking and entertaining my crazy dogg
PokerShort film and puppet production with michaVolunteer efforts
MeditationLoaning friends moneySurprises
Simple thingsIssuing subpoenasPositive energies
BilliardsThai cuisineWomen trafficking
YogaDancing and dancing in my underwearListening
OrganicOrgoniteThe nba
MusicUnpredictabilityBusiness innovation
Random acts of kindnessLight body activationUfc
Verbal communication and body languagePerceptionSlip n slide 80s yellow version
Busking with alexEating other peoples home made baking goodsExposing big corp’s poisoning methods
Fetish for girls with glassesConspiraciesGlockenspiel

About Adolf
Profile under maintenance, due to lack of script writer...Profile release date Nov.30th, 1869.
My script writer has FINALLY finished my profile,(works pro bono, but is still lazy)…
Hmmmmmm,lol, this will probably be the most random, truthful, non cliche/most cliché/offensive/heartfelt,lol, profile you will EVER read.My truth will set you free, or piss you off one of the two...

Whenever I enter a room, I imagine, a wind machine is blowing and Rock you like a Hurricane is playing, simultaneously in the background...

I use to dabble in amateur stand up comical performances, for a few years, so I tend to try and not make people laugh, much like when I performed stand up, but it amuses me, and is cheaper than cable,(porns free), you will get the vibe throughout the profile... Uhm, (Side Note) Most women/girls/gals/hermaphrodites, prefer a serious guy with a slight sense of humour, rather than a guy with continuous humour, that is not me,lol, but I do pick my serious spots, usually not at the right time…

I over use commas (,) and lol’s, (licking out loud), in general, yet I invented the (…) in writing forms, I just forgot to patent it…I will at times make up my own words and add prefixes/suffixes where they do not belong, but I expect you to have strong sentence structure awareness and be a grammatical genius. I am very outspoken, “tell it like it is” kind of person, though polite and generally well mannered, I will stand up for myself & others, passionate, and often pig headed activist, seeks siren for love affair,and occasional criminal conspiracy…

I pride myself on my comparative well-adjustedness and non-judgmentalness… I may not agree with something someone does, says, or wears, but I won't judge them for it. Everyone has the right to live their life the way they choose.While you are reading this, though I do not know you, I would throw myself in front of a bus and push you out of the way, I am not sure if that means my tendencies are self-sacrificing, slightly suicidal, or a combination of both,lol...

Heritage wise, I am part Ukrainian (do not hold that against me) part British (You can hold that against me), non genetically German (Sorry,Heil), and the rest sex machine…I am a god in bed…I can sleep for days sometimes. I wake up smiling :) , and will make you breakfast in bed, once I find a decent breakfast in bed tray table…Remember,A blow job from a puppet is nothing more than a hand job from the ventriloquist…

I apparently have a Seismic fetish for girls in glasses(or without), if you do not require glasses for perceptual vision, that is okay, I have a costume pair that you can wear when we play dress up. Imperfection is beauty, Madness is genius, and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring, balance is swell though…

I am down with children (they generally want to grow up to be like me), plus have experience (I was one once) and I whine a lot when I do not get my way, so I relate with them well, though I am not sure I want one of my own, but I am open to pre existing kidlets, as long as you have collars for them…
There is no denying I have an intellectual…lmao… streak but I have a dry sense of humour, an upbeat attitude and a barefaced cheek when I'm comfortable and uncomfortable, with me doing anything is fun, be it going to the pub, supermarket, or the bathroom together.I am so aware and awesome I piss excellence…

I enjoy long, romantic walks to my refrigerator, though; Mary Jane is my Mistress… I don't get embarrassed very easily and enjoy doing stupid things.I tend to measure intelligence not based on societal information and standards, but rather how we treat individuals. I have premonitions. I lost a needle in a hay stack once and found it.(True Story), I was knitting.I’m 5’11 on paper but 6’10” when you tickle me.I have more fun than my best friend, except when he is having a LOT of fun…

I have a love/hate relationship with early 90s’ grunge; we’ve broken up and gotten back together many times, but I swear it’s not commitment issues, though I have been engaged 2 times (run away groom), it is not hard to run away from mass dishonesty. Speaking about honesty, I get a kick when people list it on their profiles, that they are looking for it or are, 99%of people do not consider themselves dishonest regardless of fact, and I have NEVER seen an individual list on their profile they are dishonest, plus I assume it should be a given in the first place…

I would hate to bore you by telling you how wonderful I am by attaching to my name a bunch of flattering adjectives. I am sure that you have already found that about two hundred times in all the other profiles. I believe that words are cheap,actions speak much louder, as you can tell by my profile,lol.Why not some bad stuff – I am impulsive and restless at times, I cried twice like a girl when I watched “Notebook,” I cuss too often, and stay up way too late way too often. There is something about the night time that I find magic which keeps me up working or hanging out aimlessly…

My personal theory on music, is that it is just pure, emotional communication, have you ever listened to a song in another language but still understood on an emotional level, what the song was trying to express? Music can bring emotions out in us and bring us back to emotions that we felt in the past. I think I have the best taste in it. I'm convinced someone listens to my itunes list and then steals my favourite songs and puts them into annoying commercials and then it gets overplayed…

I am a bit of a clean freak, which I don’t think is a bad thing. My meal preparational skilz (cooking) and organizational skills are phenomenal, but that does not mean I want you to only know how to make KD, and I am not overly interested in picking up your 100 pairs of footwear(panties sure) scattered everywhere, but I will take a pair off your feet and give you a foot massage. If you have a denomination of coins splattered on a coffee table I will re-stack them, no matter how many times you knock them down, like a game of Jenga…

Basically, I love life and I love living life. I enjoy the outdoors, traveling, restaurants, laughing, goIng to cultural events, and sociaLizing with quality peOple. Its just better liVing and sharing lifE with someone elSe :).Also, just because Someone looks like a good match “on paper”, doEsn’t necessarily affiX in reality.
Note:The odd capitalized letters are an anagram message.I am not going to be around the bush, unless you’re sharing…
*1.) I will not sleep with you soon, I have been dismissed for this many times,lol.2.) We do not know each other after two days.3.) If you want a relationship, make sure within yourself you do, as I "date" one person at a time :P.
Out of space

First Date
Depends on the situation,timing and the girls interests...Maybe a food fight,some good old-fashioned thumb/leg wrestling to top off the evening, perhaps even a pillow fight if everything goes well...If it was a date date, dinning and dancing are fun, ordering in and movies are cool. Good conversation at a coffee house or/and with a walk along the famous river,Comedy clubs and drink fests will do.Ride out of the city in summer, star gazzin, wining and feeding each other is awesome.......Dates are fun, so any old run of the mill date works,lol, it is not so much the originality of what, or where we go, but rather the company that makes any moment a recipe for something magical,Walking,Talking and Rocking. Many other great experiences equate into a full life. Fav. quote"Let's bypass all the bullsh*t and get naked"lol ok gtg, CHEERS...

WHAT I am LOOKING FOR; A spark in her eye… You are curious about the world around you. You can take a joke and are not easily offended… The way your hand always finds mine when you are vulnerable or insecure. It would be nice if you have a head with eyes and a mouth and ears attached to it. Throw in humour and the ability to change my tire - well not mine; the car's - and you're halfway there already…
WARNING: Want a regular, down to earth guy? Keep moving. I am not the droid you're looking for. Save us both while you still can… If your profile header states, looking for a real man, then f**k off my page,lol, I wouldn’t be so bold as a man, to impose a narrow view of what a real woman is or how she should be, please extend the same courtesy…

Rumour has it, that the girl/woman/ hermaphrodite of my dreams is between 3'10" and 7'2", is gorgeous to look at and silly at times. She should be kind and generous… If you are that girl or you know where she might be, let me know at once and claim your reward: slow and sensual kisses, random midnight massage, and a lifetime of happiness… Fake people have an image to maintain, Real people just don't care... Souls recognize each other by the way they feel, not by the way they look…
I need someone that sees the good in me, but more so,I need someone that sees the bad and still wants me…If you like chocolate I have a fondue…
Trait words I might be looking for; Faith (Not necessarily religious or spiritual), Love, Hope, spirit, Humility, sincerity, friendship, Integrity, colourful, manners, empathy…
Three big traits in life that make a person: Respect, Commitment, Value…
I'm looking for what that little old couple you see at the mall or in the park has.You know the couple I'm talking about. they are 80ish years old and still holding hands and enjoying each other's company. I want that. (I don't want to be 80 yet though)
Moments that take your breath away..