About Me
I am the most amazing man you will ever meet.
I am the epitome of every single witty line written on a bar-shirt, x2, plus as gorgeous as you think I am, AND really humble.
My physical prowess makes me bad-ass. So if anybody so much as looks at you funny while we are out together, I will totally beat the snot out of them real slow using my Tai Chi skills. And I'm a good listener, so you can tell me where you want me to hit them while I'm doing it.
I'm looking for someone who is deep. Because I am so shallow that I already know myself very well.
I am attracted to open minded individuals who have a lust for life; I am also attracted to people with female genitalia.
A good sense of humour is an absolute must, because I totally don't have one, and I'll need you to explain other people's jokes to me. It would be a major plus if you were ridiculously good looking.
Internet romance is for dark-elves and trolls (sorry dark-elves). I much rather meet in person than swap endless messages filled with life stories/old vacation pics/lists of places you want to travel to, etc.
So, if after messaging each other a bit we find that we still like each other, lets trade scintillating details about ourselves (like our sexy names and our hot phone numbers), and meet in person for a battle of wits, thumb-war, make-out session, whatever.