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| About | Non-smoker with undisclosed body type | City | The Seventh Circle Ohio | ||
| Details | 57 year old Man, 5' 10" (178cm), Non-Religious | Ethnicity | Caucasian Aries with Brown hair | ||
| Intent | esad | Education | Bachelors degree | ||
| Personality | Profession | stalker |
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| I am Seeking a | Woman | For | Dating | |
| Needs Test | View his relationship needs | Chemistry | Not Completed | |
| Do you drink? | I do not drink | Do you want children? | Undecided | |
| Marital Status | Divorced | Do you do drugs? | No | |
| Pets | No Pets | Eye Color | Other | |
| Do you have a car? | Yes | Do you have children? | My children are over 18 | |
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About Me
"All is fair in Love and War”. I am fairly sure Internet Dating is closely related to one of these things. After spending time on the forums, i am just not sure which.
If you do not like the person i am describing below, tune in next week. I have
Multiple Personality Disorder, so perhaps one of my other identities will take over and write something that is more to your liking.
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I want to “marry/date UP”, just like 99% of the people here.
My friends say i look much younger than my age, am extremely funny and loyal. But that’s what they say to my face. Behind my back they gripe about my overbearing personality, the money borrowed, daughters flirted with, and worry that my youthful looks are an indication that i will be around longer than any of them would like. This doesn’t bother me though. Why would i trust the opinion of anyone who would hang out with me?
I am looking for a woman. (I am sure of that much). She is probably looking for a “bad boy” who is very well behaved. She thinks that sense of humor is important, but only enough of one so that a guy is willing to laugh off her 15 year old photo and the other exaggerated claims made here.
Part of her bio here will read:“Love me, Love my dog/ horses/ Harley/ 27 cats/ 13 ex-husbands/unexplainable shedding/ sex-change surgical scars.” She will mention her devotion to ____: "Bob is my Personal Savior. You must be willing to embrace Bob and learn His Mystical Path to Enlightenment. At the very least, you must be willing to give Him 20% of your income (a substantial income)."
She is hoping for a White Knight, a guy her own age with the body of a 20 year old who watches Ellen while working on his Harley. But most importantly, she is willing to “settle”, despite claims to the opposite, and put up with a guy over 50 whom other women have had the good taste to avoid.
Gosh! This sounds like a Harlequin Novel, yes?
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While i understand why date sites have to ask all of these questions, i am stupid enough to think that if i met my “Dream Date”, “Soul Mate”, or “Reprobate” and she did not quite fit some magic formula, i might be willing to put up with being happy.
Drinking ? I used to. By the time i hit 21 i got bored with it. Why would i care of someone else drinks?
Religion: WWJD? I am never sure, but i doubt if He would think that people of different belief systems couldn’t get along.
Kids? I had mine. Don’t want anymore. But someone elses are always fun to watch.
Drugs? Again, i “experimented” AND inhaled, but gave it up long ago. I figure at my age I’ll be doing my fair share of drugs for different reasons soon enough. I do not care if someone else is still enjoying them. Heck, i can’t even answer the “hair color” question. Mine has been both brown and white since the day i was born.
Soooo.... i assume that should i meet someone here, she will have unexpected, imagined "flaws", and i know I’ve got my own real ones. If one of the questions i have not answered is very important to you, email and ask. If it is "so important" and you can’t waste your time with an email because we probably would not get along anyway.... you are probably correct.
** I do NOT really have MPD. It was said tongue in cheek, like much of my profile.
I never thought anyone would believe this.... until the emails started coming in offering sympathy. After the last heartfelt email with suggestions on how to “deal with it” i felt it was necessary to mention this here.....but i may change my minds about it.
Forum Quote of the Week: [quote]Tell your "friend" don't have sex with strangers. And always keep it wrapped until test results are in or you feel comfortable taking the packaging off... Long and short, its not the 5 second rule... and don't put it in your mouth if you don't know where its been. [/quote]
If you do not like the person i am describing below, tune in next week. I have
Multiple Personality Disorder, so perhaps one of my other identities will take over and write something that is more to your liking.
___---___---___---___---___---___---
I want to “marry/date UP”, just like 99% of the people here.
My friends say i look much younger than my age, am extremely funny and loyal. But that’s what they say to my face. Behind my back they gripe about my overbearing personality, the money borrowed, daughters flirted with, and worry that my youthful looks are an indication that i will be around longer than any of them would like. This doesn’t bother me though. Why would i trust the opinion of anyone who would hang out with me?
I am looking for a woman. (I am sure of that much). She is probably looking for a “bad boy” who is very well behaved. She thinks that sense of humor is important, but only enough of one so that a guy is willing to laugh off her 15 year old photo and the other exaggerated claims made here.
Part of her bio here will read:“Love me, Love my dog/ horses/ Harley/ 27 cats/ 13 ex-husbands/unexplainable shedding/ sex-change surgical scars.” She will mention her devotion to ____: "Bob is my Personal Savior. You must be willing to embrace Bob and learn His Mystical Path to Enlightenment. At the very least, you must be willing to give Him 20% of your income (a substantial income)."
She is hoping for a White Knight, a guy her own age with the body of a 20 year old who watches Ellen while working on his Harley. But most importantly, she is willing to “settle”, despite claims to the opposite, and put up with a guy over 50 whom other women have had the good taste to avoid.
Gosh! This sounds like a Harlequin Novel, yes?
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
While i understand why date sites have to ask all of these questions, i am stupid enough to think that if i met my “Dream Date”, “Soul Mate”, or “Reprobate” and she did not quite fit some magic formula, i might be willing to put up with being happy.
Drinking ? I used to. By the time i hit 21 i got bored with it. Why would i care of someone else drinks?
Religion: WWJD? I am never sure, but i doubt if He would think that people of different belief systems couldn’t get along.
Kids? I had mine. Don’t want anymore. But someone elses are always fun to watch.
Drugs? Again, i “experimented” AND inhaled, but gave it up long ago. I figure at my age I’ll be doing my fair share of drugs for different reasons soon enough. I do not care if someone else is still enjoying them. Heck, i can’t even answer the “hair color” question. Mine has been both brown and white since the day i was born.
Soooo.... i assume that should i meet someone here, she will have unexpected, imagined "flaws", and i know I’ve got my own real ones. If one of the questions i have not answered is very important to you, email and ask. If it is "so important" and you can’t waste your time with an email because we probably would not get along anyway.... you are probably correct.
** I do NOT really have MPD. It was said tongue in cheek, like much of my profile.
I never thought anyone would believe this.... until the emails started coming in offering sympathy. After the last heartfelt email with suggestions on how to “deal with it” i felt it was necessary to mention this here.....but i may change my minds about it.
Forum Quote of the Week: [quote]Tell your "friend" don't have sex with strangers. And always keep it wrapped until test results are in or you feel comfortable taking the packaging off... Long and short, its not the 5 second rule... and don't put it in your mouth if you don't know where its been. [/quote]
First Date
Abe says "Where do you want this killin' done?
God says: "Out on Highway 61."
God says: "Out on Highway 61."
| RedCassandra | It is a pleasure to write to you on behalf of Esad (aka The CowMan), as he has my unqualified recommendation for admission to your dating pool. I got to know Esad as a fishie dating apprentice on PoF in Fall of 2007. He displayed a seriousness of purpose and strong grasp of the issues at hand. He performed at a level of analytical excellence in the demanding dating situations. His emails were creative, sensitive and well informed. His IMS showed thorough understanding of interpersonal relationships and the ability to succesfully engage in cybering. His phone skills were above average, as he was able both to keep a phone date and return a call (skills that many fishies, male and female, seem to have problem mustering). More importantly, phone sex was FANTASTIC!!! ... This guy can talk his way into your panties and he knows what to say once he's there! His performance in my dating practice was above average; he earned B+. The reason that he did not acomplish an A, was that he was a bit stingy (tipped the waitress only 10%) and his real life sexual performance lacked certain... zest. Let's say that he is too much of a nice guy when in bed and I like them to be a bit more Alpha, if you know what I mean. But, with the right partner, I am sure that he will be able to improve his performance and lead her to the big O. Esad has been thinking, planning and been excited about continuing his dating/mating with wimminz for quite some time. I am sure that he intends to take full advantage of the opportunity, if he is admitted. Finally, Esad is a friendly, well-liked cow man who demonstrates integrity and enthusiasm in both his love life and his dealings with other fishies on forums. He can bake a pie and he has a big c0ck. Because of his many fine personal qualifications, I believe that he will be an asset to any female fishie. I recommend him to you enthusiastically and without reservation. Should you have any questions, I will be more than happy to provide additional information. Sincerely, Miss Red |
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