I am SOFA KING MACHO, now if you do not understand Latin you many not get the subtle joke which lies in my user name, but if you do understand let us share a laugh (hah =D).
I am arguably the strongest man on earth, sadly everyone I meet argues with me on this point. My other qualifications as a worthy mate are the following: (a) I might be friends with Jake Gyllenhaal, (b) I only speak English, and (c)I do not mind being fawned over.
If you read my entire profile you must be undoubtedly turned on, if not in love with me, so I await your messages.
From your SOFA KING MACHO.
I am the type of guy who you would fall in love with no matter what I would do.
I would wear something glamorous, I expect to be reciprocated by you with an equal outfit. Now this said outfit will take ages to prepare, so when you, of course, pick me up, you may have to wait an hour. We would start with diner, which you would pay for of course. I am a supporter of women's rights, a womanizer if you will, so your right to pay is something I respect. We would then spend the next hour at the diner table fawning over my greatness; but, out of respect to you, I would not acknowledge any other people who pass by our table and adorn me with their comments and gifts. After a glorious dinner we would visit the beach where you would continue your fawning. This may last several hours, it may even last till dawn, but I always come equipped with a blanket (you should bring one too, I don't share =D). When we are done at the beach we would be done with our date. You would drive me home were I would politely decline your offer of sex, because I am a gentleman. I would then leave you at my doorstep where you would call out my name till I fall asleep.
Does this sound fun to you?
Well then, let's hook up!