What you find here is a healthy, employed, brave, brainy, eccentric, literate, loyal, faithful, curious, confident, playful, home-owning, gun-toting, fairly mellow, gum-chewing, book-reading, tattooed lady! My work hours and days off are unconventional (2nd shift Th-M), so I am letting you know that right up front.
Hi! I'm here to date locals. Hopefully a man who can have a conversation about something other than sex and all the extreme sports he's into. It surprises me to see how many men in my age range are fascinated by these subjects, apparently living a Vin Diesel lifestyle, yet they all look like Peter on Family Guy. Interesting, the gap between who people say they are and who they really are....
Again, I'm here to DATE locals. Not email indefinitely because you're "scared" and keep breaking dates. If your'e too cowardly to meet a woman for a cup of coffee, please, close down your profile and go see a therapist, and quit wasting everyone's time.
I'm seeking someone fairly similar with some of my interests; so that we may depart the dreary seduction of technology, cast aside these tedious cyberspace dating rituals, and go off the grid for awhile - indulging one another in long discussions, exploratory travels, playful romps, and passionate cuddles.
Dealbreakers: Locals only please (within 50 miles or less - do you really want to drive more than an hour every time we have a date?). Caucasians only, please. No parents of young kids, please.
I feel pretty strongly about some political issues, I have participated in the March against Monsanto here in Chattanooga. I've had it with corporate greed destroying every aspect of our lives. So if you're all about corporate or personal greed and exploiting anything and everything for profit, I am not the match for you. If you think making a rich guy richer is going to save the world or improve anything for anybody besides that rich guy, I don't even want a conversation with you, please leave quietly. Also, if you are full of hate and fear regarding anybody or anything, get therapy and get back to me when you're all better.
My idea of a nightmare: A cyber-relationship that consists entirely of typing by every electronic means currently invented. We email, IM, chat, text, send telegrams, and type up notes that say "Do you like me? Circle Yes or NO." and send them via snail mail to one another's office. Our first date consists of sitting at opposite ends of a coffee shop with our backs to one another, and video chatting/typing at each other via laptops whilst instructing the waitress to take that person "way over there" another latte. When one of us walks past the other to go to the restroom, we toss them our Garmin so they can program in their address so we can order flowers online to thank them for this date. If all that sounds good to you, goodbye and good luck!
How I'd really like it to go: We email a couple times to establish interest. We exchange phone numbers. We SPEAK (not TYPE) over the phone and establish when and where to meet. On a first date I would like to meet for coffee and see if there is any chemistry. Either the spark is there or not, right? I don't expect anybody to drop a huge chunk of change to find that out - when a quick, cheap cup of coffee is just as efficient.
On a subsequent date wouldn't it be fun to.....
1) Run down to Savannah for a long weekend of sightseeing and romance.
2) Run up to Nashville and go to BB King’s House of Blues
3) Walk the bridge at night and tell each other the highlights of our lives
4) Go to a flea market and count the fleas
5) Show me some of your favorite places to go