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michaelorbiff The Turtle: ...maybe my profile's too honest...
About Non-Smoker with Average body type City edmonton Alberta
Details 42 year old Man, 5' 8" (173 cm), Non-Religious Ethnicity Caucasian Scorpio with Black hair


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I am Seeking a Woman For Dating
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry View his chemistry results
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Yes
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Pets No Pets Eye Color Brown
Profession logistics/hippie socialist workin' for the man Do you have children? No
Education High School Do you have a car? Yes


Relationship

Intent michaelorbiff is looking for a relationship.

Relationship History The longest relationship michaelorbiff has been in was over 6 years long.

Interests
 
HOCKEYmusichang with friends
420MOVIEStv
sun and sandi am a kickass cookcountry dancing best two stepper in the city
crossword nerdancient historysci-fi
the winnipeg jetswiibsg
the beatlesguy gavriel kayeche guevera
zeitgeistshooting pooltattoos only 1 so far
south parkreadinganthropology
archaeologyastronomyastrology

About Me
It sucks doing these things,I never know what to say,I'm such a goof! I keep things pretty quiet during the week,watch tv,play some hockey(by "some",i mean a lot),go out for dinner or a movie and home to bed. On weekends i'm up for anything that's not gay(gay being that it is really lame and or sucks a lot way,not in the homosexual or lesbian lifestyle way,for which i have the utmost respect.whew) I love movies,but they gotta have a little substance to them. I smoke weed occasionally,so I should probably put that in here somewhere. You can join on in,or just look the other way,either is cool, I don't mind.I keep it on the way down low, and if I didn't admit it, no one would ever suspect, but I want to be up front about it, so you can judge ahead of time. I said no in the box,as prefer not to say won't work. Sorry to decieve,but I don't consider weed a drug anyway. There I said it officer,come and get me. Ok back to the profile. A good pub or bar with some live music is great, I'm just not into the kiddie club scene. I love to travel(hence the chachi in the pool pics)and go all inclusive sun and sand every year to 18 months. I've been to Cuba a couple of times and Mexico a ton,and i'm hooked. I watch more tv than the law will allow. Here's the list,I can't pick up anymore or my head will explode,so don't even tell me how good House or 24 is 'cause it's to late to watch 'em now. Good tv;walking dead,game of thrones,boardwalk empire,big bang theory,battlestar galactica,weeds,big love,entourage,pawn stars,antiques roadshow(yes I said antiques roadshow, don't judge me!). Ok tv;x-factor,survivor,amazing race. I also watch every history show or documentary there is ,but I don't inflict that on anyone. I'm looking for a girl with a sense of humor. I'm a pretty funny guy,so somebody who likes to laugh is a must. I like to cook,and if you do too,perfect,cause I like to eat. I don't have any kids,but would like to,someday with the right girl,so if she would hurry up and get here,that'd be great. That's me.so if you're cool and a little bit cute,and can put up with the afformentioned stuff,drop me a line.

p.s. I have the best zombie apocalypse plan ever...so hang onto this profile,just in case. You never know....these are the things i think about at work. Down time,my ass!!

First Date
I'm a big movie guy,but that's a bad first date from what i've read on this site. I dunno,go to the driving range,do some walking and shopping,be good company and good conversation and see where it leads. If i get that things are going good, I can kinda let go and be funny,but the first meeting is always a bit awkward,so something laid back. The second date is where more elaborate plans can be hashed out, but i still want to go to movies,and no chick flicks in the first two. I'm just sayin'.



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