What's that - you like men ? Really, cause I like women........must be a match made in heaven!
I have 23 piercings, 14 tattoos, and lots of cool motorcycle clothes. I already own a trailer in the woods and have a stack of firewood ready for the whole winter. I want to have many children and call the oldest “Dunk”. Marijuana doesn’t really hurt anyone so I am thinking about growing it for us and trading it with our friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want.
Just kidding – none of that is true. I just wanted to show you that there are worse guys out there!
Basically – I’m looking for a woman that
1)has a sense of humour
2)has a job
3)has blonde, black, brown, red, or mixed hair
4)is tall, but not too tall
5)is short, but not too short
6)has an athletic, thin, or average body type
7)likes to watch sports (don’t worry, you will be treated as a spy until you demonstrate knowledge of the game that is on)
A few other things I should mention:
The girl who replies to the question “What do you want for Christmas?” with “If you loved me, you’d know what I want!” gets an Xbox. End of story.....
Internet dating is like thunder and lighting - because light travels faster than sound, some people sound bright until they speak........
If you made it this far, congrats! You have probably learned by now that that I can be a little sarcastic, but I do have a serious side as well. I have a great passion for my hobbies and for my career - and would love to find someone similar!
A first date could be whatever...there are no rules. I'm equally comfortable sitting drinking coffee and chatting about world affairs as I am heading out along the beach for a walk with someone. The bottom line is that it should be representative of what two people would like to do on any other outing, not just to impress for a few hours and then sink into creative doldrums.
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