Konichiwa ****es. Are you looking for the most kick as guy on the planet that ever lived? If so, look no further. Youve ****ing found him.
A bit about me.
I'm respectful, quiet, clean and I won't bother your shit. If you leave sh*t out, I'm just like, " oh **** I better not mess with this sh*t because it's not mine. I'll even cook for you. That's right! My grandfather was a chef and taught me everything there is to know about cooking southern Cajun cuisine. I'll fry green tomatoes, cover them with marinated crab meat and smother that shut in bearnaise. EVERY. DAMN. NIGHT! Don't eat meat? Fantastic! I'll make a zucchini and yellow squash carpaccio that will know your socks off.
I read also read a lot. I ****ing LOVE books. Vonnegut, palahniuk, Hawthorne. All that shit. I just read Tuesdays with Morrie the other day. It's a sad story but I learned something about, life, love, knowledge and the persuit of something greater than myself. Do you like movies? I love them. We can watch the sh*t out of some movies together if you like, or get drinks, hike, play video games or maybe shoot some pool, or I don't have to talk to you at all. It's completely up you!
Sometimes I play guitar. I'll take requests and learn any song you like, because I have the voice of an angel and the acoustical styling of James ****ing Taylor. Awwwww sh*tyea!
So do I want to hangout with you? You can bet my goofy ass I am! My only requirement is honesty and a fun personality. Other than that everything else will be considered a convenient plus. We're taking this sh*t to the next level. Message me. I will hook your little ass up with Facebook links, Instagram profile, background checks, credit reports, referrals, resumes, awards, sexual history and a list of the top 10 Famous women id like to bang before I die. If you want a next generation, usda choice, gmo free, all natural free range gluten free guy who consistently blows your mind with awesomeness, then hit me up!