| About | Non-Smoker with A Few Extra Pounds body type | City | Kettering Uk | |
| Details | 47 year old Man, 6' 0" (183 cm), Non-Religious | Ethnicity | Caucasian Aries with Brown hair |
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| I am Seeking a | Woman | For | Long Term | |
| Needs Test | Not Completed | Chemistry | Not Completed | |
| Do you drink? | No | Do you want children? | Does not want children | |
| Marital Status | Single | Do you do drugs? | No | |
| Pets | Dog | Eye Color | Green | |
| Profession | retired farmer/carer/spelling pedant | Do you have children? | No | |
| Education | Some college | Do you have a car? | Yes |
Relationship
Intent central99 is actively seeking a relationship. |
Relationship History The longest relationship central99 has been in was over 3 years long. |
Interests
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About Me
Between imagination and desire, between reality and ambition, between what is known and what is feared, between purpose and despair, between sense and shite, between the visible world and the inner world that straddles the curtain hung between what we know and what we think we suspect, is a dark veil that waves gently between the beckoning finger drawing us into the world of what could be and what never couldn't be impossible to dread. OR DO THEY? Perhaps it isn't. Maybe we were only dreaming?Perhaps the answers can be found in that other realm that lies between the foundry of the heart and the sweating laundry-room of the imagination where the only rhythms are the smiles of a forgotten winter and the incessant beating of the frightened human thigh that we call "Fear". Or is it?
Tonight's tale must give us pause. It is called "Flowers For Tracey" but might it rather have been called "You Have Been Warned"?
No, it might not.
Dislikes - Bad punctuation, Chavs, Karaoke, bad spelling, tattoos, kids, Pit Bulls, Reality TV, travel, anyone who's a bit mouthy, Manchester Utd, Hen nights, crowded town centres, TV chefs, smokers and anyone who's gullible enough to believe in global warming.
NB. I don't like wasting time with loads of emails. Pick a neutral venue, and meet up. That's why we're here ain't it?
Northamptonshire's last undiscovered man. Residing in a village just outside Kettering.
Interests -
Internet
Drag racing
Pub quizzes
Photography
And sometimes prone to a bit of "twitching."
My favourite bands are Orbital, The Smiths, Led Zep and some modern stuff like Bloc Party, Kaisers, Kasabian etc.
But I must add a warning-
The phrases "knight in shining armour", "what can I say about myself" "basically" "at the end of the day" " "bubbly personality" "to be honest" "bottle of wine and a DVD" and any textspeak WILL set my alarm bells off!
And PLEASE......"soul mate" what the **** is that when it's at home????? What's wrong with boyfriend/girlfriend? Answers on a postcard to the Cliche Cops. So if you have any of these phrases in your profile, move along to someone who shows a similar lack of imagination.
I'm also a member of the spelling police and punctuation plod. If you don't know the difference between their, there and they're, then look and learn.
Oh yes, while I'm at it, 's does NOT make a plural.
Apostrophes are NEVER ever used to denote plurals! Common examples of such abuse (all seen in real life!) are:
Banana's for sale which of course should read Bananas for sale
Menu's printed to order which should read Menus printed to order
MOT's at this garage which should read MOTs at this garage
1000's of bargains here! which should read 1000s of bargains here!
New CD's just in! which should read New CDs just in!
Buy your Xmas tree's here! which should read Buy your Xmas trees here!
Here's a few rants -
My humour is bent at both ends, so this profile does contain IRONY. It's sad that some people on here can't see it.
The words I've seen misspelled on here - sees, sons(twice) others, puts, holes, buddy, heads, bars, clubs, goes, cats, guys, does, walks, lists, midlands, doors, dramas, cares, fellas, guys, likes, guests, members, areas, and, four, nanny, crazies, non, badminton, offend, lucky, funny, surfing, woman, know, cozy, idea,lay, motocross, vixen, roll, self, which, blonde, forty, nutty, tattoo, tattoos, fill,idea, liar (five times), comedy, extrovert, eyes, friends, height, aquarium, hobby, footy, skiing, they're, there, soul(4 times), ones(3 times), no, heart, down, etc, recent, karaoke(6 times), goes (twice), horse, two, to,too, off, kids, hi. Even saw ect instead of etc!
Woman, 40ish, no kids, good command of English, not "bubbly", but is honest, in Northants......does not exist. Repeat DOES NOT EXIST.
I guess my ideal woman would live in Kettering and have no kids, but it seems they've all bred like rabbits and then been dumped.
Does anyone put yes on "Do you do drugs"? Thought not.
"I like holidays" No sh1t? I like eating and breathing.
"My husband treated me badly" WTF? Were you forced into it at gunpoint?
Tonight's tale must give us pause. It is called "Flowers For Tracey" but might it rather have been called "You Have Been Warned"?
No, it might not.
Dislikes - Bad punctuation, Chavs, Karaoke, bad spelling, tattoos, kids, Pit Bulls, Reality TV, travel, anyone who's a bit mouthy, Manchester Utd, Hen nights, crowded town centres, TV chefs, smokers and anyone who's gullible enough to believe in global warming.
NB. I don't like wasting time with loads of emails. Pick a neutral venue, and meet up. That's why we're here ain't it?
Northamptonshire's last undiscovered man. Residing in a village just outside Kettering.
Interests -
Internet
Drag racing
Pub quizzes
Photography
And sometimes prone to a bit of "twitching."
My favourite bands are Orbital, The Smiths, Led Zep and some modern stuff like Bloc Party, Kaisers, Kasabian etc.
But I must add a warning-
The phrases "knight in shining armour", "what can I say about myself" "basically" "at the end of the day" " "bubbly personality" "to be honest" "bottle of wine and a DVD" and any textspeak WILL set my alarm bells off!
And PLEASE......"soul mate" what the **** is that when it's at home????? What's wrong with boyfriend/girlfriend? Answers on a postcard to the Cliche Cops. So if you have any of these phrases in your profile, move along to someone who shows a similar lack of imagination.
I'm also a member of the spelling police and punctuation plod. If you don't know the difference between their, there and they're, then look and learn.
Oh yes, while I'm at it, 's does NOT make a plural.
Apostrophes are NEVER ever used to denote plurals! Common examples of such abuse (all seen in real life!) are:
Banana's for sale which of course should read Bananas for sale
Menu's printed to order which should read Menus printed to order
MOT's at this garage which should read MOTs at this garage
1000's of bargains here! which should read 1000s of bargains here!
New CD's just in! which should read New CDs just in!
Buy your Xmas tree's here! which should read Buy your Xmas trees here!
Here's a few rants -
My humour is bent at both ends, so this profile does contain IRONY. It's sad that some people on here can't see it.
The words I've seen misspelled on here - sees, sons(twice) others, puts, holes, buddy, heads, bars, clubs, goes, cats, guys, does, walks, lists, midlands, doors, dramas, cares, fellas, guys, likes, guests, members, areas, and, four, nanny, crazies, non, badminton, offend, lucky, funny, surfing, woman, know, cozy, idea,lay, motocross, vixen, roll, self, which, blonde, forty, nutty, tattoo, tattoos, fill,idea, liar (five times), comedy, extrovert, eyes, friends, height, aquarium, hobby, footy, skiing, they're, there, soul(4 times), ones(3 times), no, heart, down, etc, recent, karaoke(6 times), goes (twice), horse, two, to,too, off, kids, hi. Even saw ect instead of etc!
Woman, 40ish, no kids, good command of English, not "bubbly", but is honest, in Northants......does not exist. Repeat DOES NOT EXIST.
I guess my ideal woman would live in Kettering and have no kids, but it seems they've all bred like rabbits and then been dumped.Does anyone put yes on "Do you do drugs"? Thought not.
"I like holidays" No sh1t? I like eating and breathing.
"My husband treated me badly" WTF? Were you forced into it at gunpoint?
First Date
A pub quiz, followed by a quiet drink or a meal ?
For those of you who claim to "like travel", then a ride in the Cerbera will sort the women from the girls.
For those of you who claim to "like travel", then a ride in the Cerbera will sort the women from the girls.
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