I had a really witty and creative idea for a profile in my head, but then a fly buzzed past me and I forgot what I was gonna say…zut alors!
Ok, here goes…
I'm 7 feet tall, have a large hump back and I'm missing 2 fingers on my left hand from a tragic paper cut accident when I was a child (it still pains me to talk about it)…Kidding! I’m actually tall (6’1), dark (jamoca almond fudge colored), and really really ridiculously handsome ( on a handsome scale of 1 to 10, with 10 being the most handsome, I’m a 14.97! )
Uhhhm, what else…
Oh, I like stuff and you should too. If we happen to like the same stuff that would be cool! I kant speil viery wull soo dunt laff at mi…I can be serious, but sometimes you have to ask yourself....why? Most things in life can be laughed at so take the pole out of your....hey nice shoes!
3 words to describe me: Bubblosophisticolicious! Absoludicrous! Blingtacular!
-simple pleasures but appreciate the best
-music, movies, books, good food, good wine, chocolate, uhh did I mention chocolate!
-my family and friends
Oh, and I like to rollerblade and can skate circles around most 8 year olds....I know I know, I'm a superstar...please try to keep up!
You: an independent, sexy, smart and athletic woman...positive thoughts and energetic attitude...sense of humor…goals in life...individuality is sexy...kindness...warmth...and appreciates surprises ... someone who loves to boogey on the dance floor...and when I say boogey, I mean dance on the beat, NOT off!
So, if you are interested in chatting and maybe meeting for a drink or 2 then hit me up!
PS: If I send you a smile think of it like we’re on the playground and I've just run up to you and pulled your hair and then run away giggling. If you pull my hair back (send me a smile) I'll rub dirt in your face...err, uh....I mean I'll write you an email.