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Age: 42
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guitarguy878: If I Was A Beautiful Woman,I'd Be All Over Me ! !
About   Non-smoker with Athletic body type   City Broadway Virginia
Details   44 year old Man, 6' 3" (191cm), Catholic Ethnicity Native American Gemini with Blonde hair
Intent   guitarguy878 is looking for a relationship. Education Some college
Personality   Animal Lover Profession Tattoo Artist & Exotic Animal Rescue


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A Little Foggy On The River, But Can Still Play Great !






I am Seeking a Woman For Friends
Needs Test View his relationship needs Chemistry View his chemistry results
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Undecided
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Pets Birds Eye Color Blue
Do you have a car? N/A Do you have children? Yes
Longest Relationship Over 7 years
Second Language Other  



About Me
I love it when women advertise they want a good man.The women on here wouldn't know a good man if he fell on you.I never saw so many rude, obnoxious & stuck up women in my life.There isn't 1 on here that deserves me. So you just keep being your ignorant selves.You'll still be here years from now.LMAO !
Before passing judgement on me, how about gettin' to know me.You'd be very surprised to say the least.
It amazes me how rude & nasty some people are on here. If someone wants to chat with you, it's not like they are going to follow you home! I am NOT here looking for an intimate encounter or to get laid by a 1 night stand ! ! I want a LTR with a good woman.I know how to find a hooker if I wanted 1, I don't.
Now, on to the NICE women on here who aren't judgemental, shallow & stuck up .
Hello all of you out there in the world.I'm here to make some new friends, since I'm kinda new to Virginia. Reguardless of the jackass I may act like in my pics,I'm a really funny guy.I have a great sense of humor & a personality to match.

If people would get to know me instead of being so damn judgemental, you would see & know what great guy I am.It's funny,every woman in the area will look at my page & pass me by without chatting with me & learn a little about me. I am a damn good man & an excellent catch for the right woman, too bad most will never know because they cant or wont take a few minsutes to get to know me.

Some of the activities I enjoy when I'm not staring at this screen are as follows :
I love being outdoors,out & wildlife photography, animals, the beach, traveling, fishing ,hiking ,biking ,camping, playing pool, watching movies cuddled on the couch, late night road trips to haunted & spooky places.( whispers,...i see dead people )
I also enjoy playing music,..duh.LOL!

NO, I'm not in a band anymore & not into the club & bar scene anymore, I have had enough of that being in a band over the years past.

Even though I may have the " bad-boy / rock star wannabee " look, I also look damn good when I clean up & wear a suit.I'm a neat freak & extremely clean.,...must be my A.D.D. & O.C.D.

Here's a few jokes to show a little of my warped sense of humor, enjoy,.......

My therapist also says I'm making great progress, I just wish she would stop making me lay on the couch face down !

& if your the " peeping Tom " that was " boooing " me,...some of those comments were very un-called for.All I want is a lil' respect.My parents thought I was so ugly, I had to " trick-or-treat " over the phone.

Even my dog don't like me, his favorite bone is in my arm.

Even a hooker told me, "not on the 1st date"!!

I knew my ex was cheating me when my parrot kept saying,.. " go out the window , he's home " !

My old neighborhood was so tough, everytime I closed my windows', there were someones' fingers' in it ! Even in the local restauraunts had " broken leg o' lamb " on the menu.

Even my Mom hates me,I was breast-fed by my father, she said " she only liked me as a friend".My mother had morning sickness AFTER I was born!!

I asked my Dad to help me get my kite in the air,..he told me to run off a cliff !!

Also, my kid wanted a "BB-Gun" for his birthday, so I bought it & for my birthday, I got a T-shirt with a bulls' eye
on the back !

Even when I was a kid I had it rough, I worked in a pet shop because I love animals, ...people kept coming in & asking " how big I'd get " !!!

The only reason I have great looking kids is because my ex cheated on me.In fact, my the mailman took my kid to the "father & son" picnic !!

My ex was a lousy cook too,I caught the flies' sewing up the holes in my screen door!

I have the only dog who begs for " Alka-Seltzer " !

I'm also a tattoo artist & a pool shark.Anything you wanna know or just chat about, IM me on the yellow smiley face at guitarguy87888 .
Have a great day !
See ya.

First Date
An ideal first date would depend on who I'm with,& what they like to do.If the chemistry is there I believe anything would work between 2 people.



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