I love it when women advertise they want a good man.The women on here wouldn't know a good man if he fell on you.I never saw so many rude, obnoxious & stuck up women in my life.There isn't 1 on here that deserves me. So you just keep being your ignorant selves.You'll still be here years from now.LMAO !
Before passing judgement on me, how about gettin' to know me.You'd be very surprised to say the least.
It amazes me how rude & nasty some people are on here. If someone wants to chat with you, it's not like they are going to follow you home! I am NOT here looking for an intimate encounter or to get laid by a 1 night stand ! ! I want a LTR with a good woman.I know how to find a hooker if I wanted 1, I don't.
Now, on to the NICE women on here who aren't judgemental, shallow & stuck up .
Hello all of you out there in the world.I'm here to make some new friends, since I'm kinda new to Virginia. Reguardless of the jackass I may act like in my pics,I'm a really funny guy.I have a great sense of humor & a personality to match.
If people would get to know me instead of being so damn judgemental, you would see & know what great guy I am.It's funny,every woman in the area will look at my page & pass me by without chatting with me & learn a little about me. I am a damn good man & an excellent catch for the right woman, too bad most will never know because they cant or wont take a few minsutes to get to know me.
Some of the activities I enjoy when I'm not staring at this screen are as follows :
I love being outdoors,out & wildlife photography, animals, the beach, traveling, fishing ,hiking ,biking ,camping, playing pool, watching movies cuddled on the couch, late night road trips to haunted & spooky places.( whispers,...i see dead people )
I also enjoy playing music,..duh.LOL!
NO, I'm not in a band anymore & not into the club & bar scene anymore, I have had enough of that being in a band over the years past.
Even though I may have the " bad-boy / rock star wannabee " look, I also look damn good when I clean up & wear a suit.I'm a neat freak & extremely clean.,...must be my A.D.D. & O.C.D.
Here's a few jokes to show a little of my warped sense of humor, enjoy,.......
My therapist also says I'm making great progress, I just wish she would stop making me lay on the couch face down !
& if your the " peeping Tom " that was " boooing " me,...some of those comments were very un-called for.All I want is a lil' respect.My parents thought I was so ugly, I had to " trick-or-treat " over the phone.
Even my dog don't like me, his favorite bone is in my arm.
Even a hooker told me, "not on the 1st date"!!
I knew my ex was cheating me when my parrot kept saying,.. " go out the window , he's home " !
My old neighborhood was so tough, everytime I closed my windows', there were someones' fingers' in it ! Even in the local restauraunts had " broken leg o' lamb " on the menu.
Even my Mom hates me,I was breast-fed by my father, she said " she only liked me as a friend".My mother had morning sickness AFTER I was born!!
I asked my Dad to help me get my kite in the air,..he told me to run off a cliff !!
Also, my kid wanted a "BB-Gun" for his birthday, so I bought it & for my birthday, I got a T-shirt with a bulls' eye
on the back !
Even when I was a kid I had it rough, I worked in a pet shop because I love animals, ...people kept coming in & asking " how big I'd get " !!!
The only reason I have great looking kids is because my ex cheated on me.In fact, my the mailman took my kid to the "father & son" picnic !!
My ex was a lousy cook too,I caught the flies' sewing up the holes in my screen door!
I have the only dog who begs for " Alka-Seltzer " !
I'm also a tattoo artist & a pool shark.Anything you wanna know or just chat about, IM me on the yellow smiley face at guitarguy87888 .
Have a great day !