Hhhhmmmmmm.... what to say, what to say. Well I'm a ..... lalalalalalalalalllllllllllllLLLLLLLLLLLLLLaaaaaaaaaaa, i have no idea. if only there was something shiny to distract me *looks around* nope cant see anything. So ya, you can call me Kyle "the yellow dart". I don’t know why the yellow dart, it’s just the way things are....so ya.
Ok well let’s see if I can think of what to say. I am a man *checks pants* ya I’m a man, sorry just needed to double check, and I'm gay in both the happy and sexual way. I'm not your typical homo, not much into the gay scene but i do give a shout out to my queer peers. I'm called the b*tch with a heart of gold, this is because i can be a b*tch but when it comes to my friends I will do anything to help. And my Fag Hag gives me 10 out of 10 on the coolness scale....but she is biased so you'd have to be the judge of that.
Now i could go on, but where is the fun in that. It would be a lot better if you talked to me in live time. My train of thought is not something that can be enjoyed on the sidelines, you need to strap yourself to the front of that b*tch and see where it goes.
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
first date you say?....well then.
i can tell you right now that it would not involve a bed :O unless I was allowed to build a pillow fort. THOSE RULE
More than likely it would involve dinner and then a walk in the river valley, something where we can talk and get to know each other. Not a fan of going to the movies, just don’t want to sit in a dark room for a couple of hours and not talk.
Another idea would be to grab a coffee and drive out into the country on a starry night, find a field to lie in, and just talk.
A kiss might follow at the end of the night, but ask for anything more and you might get a slap or worse lol
And if things go well and they continue to do so, you just might be able to see what i keep in my magical kinky trunk of goodness lol