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yarbles The Clownfish: On top secret clown business!
About Non-Smoker with Average body type City St Catharines Ontario
Details 43 year old Man, 5' 10" (178 cm), Non-Religious Ethnicity European Cancer with Brown hair


dating

Summer 11, who says Scotsmen dont tan? =)

I am Seeking a Woman For Dating
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry Not Completed
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Undecided/Open
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Pets No Pets Eye Color Blue
Profession work with kids Do you have children? No
Education Bachelors degree Do you have a car? Yes


Relationship

Intent yarbles is looking for a relationship.

Relationship History The longest relationship yarbles has been in was over 5 years long.

Interests
 
Being a foodiemusicnature
UFChorrorsto be continued

About Me
The old profile, while (hopefully) entertaining, left a lot to be desired in the substance department... so I nuked it and sit staring at a blank canvas hoping I can hit the right mix of information and smiles - fingers crossed!

I was born and raised in Scotland. The accent's still there, as is the ol' Glesga sense of humour *smiles*

I work with kids but have worn a few hats over the years. This is definitely the most rewarding, although I must admit that I loved getting paid to spend a summer living at the tip of Long Point studying softshell turtles. I guess that leads me into being an animal lover. No pets just now but in my lifetime there have been a few cats and dogs... and ummmm lizards and frogs and fish and snakes and lizards and turtles and newts and well, you get the idea. At one point I actually had 17 snakes in the house, from baby corns to a rather grumpy anaconda. Those days are gone although I still have a soft spot for the beasties =)

I remember checking one of them one morning and although it was alive, when I picked it up it was all limp in my hand. Now I got rather attached to my pets, so off I went to the vet to get the wee guy checked out. I was lucky enough at the time to be in touch with a vet who specialized in reptiles so feeling sad yet hopeful, I enter the back of the surgery. She has a quick look and, appearing slightly puzzled, suggests some x-rays, a blood test, and that I leave the snake overnight for observation.

The next morning I get a phone call from the vet's office, saying that my pet was going to be fine and that I could pick him up any time. Half an hour later, I'm over the moon as I see my wee pal up and about, full of beans. When asked if all was fixed, the doc replied that although it could be controlled, it would have to be on medication from time to time. "What's the problem anyway?" I inquired. Handing me a wee bottle of blue pills the vet said "Oh... it's a reptile dysfunction."

Oh geaz, I'd better get back on track here. I'm a bit of a foodie - not a snob about it I hope, but I do love cooking, baking, dining out, you name it! My most recent love is a KitchenAid mixer but it was crappy for snogs especially as I couldn't get the bandaids to stick to my tongue afterwards... okay, okay, enough crappy jokes! ;)

I wouldn't say I'm a movie buff but I do have a big soft spot for scary, jumpy movies - love that adrenaline rush! Looking at the big picture however, as long as something is well-written, acted, directed, etc I'm happy watching most genres.

I feel I'm in danger of ending up with a 6 page profile if I keep this up so we'll just throw all the bits and pieces in here. No matter the dynamic, I have no interest in headgames - I wouldn't do it and I expect the same in return. I've been working out regularly for years but I'm no beast. Big heart and loyal to the people in my life. Quiet side. Gregarious side. I get on great with kids but haven't had any - that's just the way things have transpired. I make just about everything from scratch, although my bread crusts need serious help. Within reason, distance is not an issue. Been there, done that, and it can be worth it given the right circumstances. Oh and I really do enjoy going for walks in the rain! lol

I have tatts on my upper arms, chest, back and one leg. Yup you can dress my up for the highest of functions and I will both look and act the part, but I'm putting it out there as I know for some it is a turnoff.

My pics are from this summer so no worries there - what you see is what you get. Including, for better or for worse, the sense of humour. I'd say my eyes are my best physical feature but who knows *shrug*


You? A sense of humour that meshes with mine, intelligence, a few common interests (i.e. you're probably a foodie), warmth, fun and oh yeah - the cuddly type with pretty eyes and a hell of a kisser! =D

Us? We'll start with that jolt when our eyes smile at each other and take it from there...

First Date
As long as it's somewhere we can hear ourselves talk I'm not too picky here - coffee/tea, a bite, a few games of pool (I'm rotten at it, so don't worry), minigolf , weekend in Paris... something along those lines :)



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