Amazingly this Princess has actually met someone - early days but...
Once upon a time, this princess accepted a bet (maybe more a dare) to move to London. Not sure why she left sunny Queensland - which really is sunny one day and perfect the next -- but cold, windy England began to grow on her.
After a few years living in London - the princess decided it was time to perhaps find a prince. No need to climb up a tower or slay a dragon (that's no way to talk about my mother) - just send a message and use a little imagination - consider that your first quest!
The Princess started to wonder what was wrong - she wasn't from the land of Taswegia - has no scar on her neck, nor additional fingers on her hands - and yet would-be Princes kept skipping on by without a word.