I recently moved to Myrtle Beach and traded in my wide screen for one even wider. The left side of my screen is Cherry Grove and the right side is Murrells Inlet and is far more enjoyable than anything I've ever seen on the smaller screen. The people here are the friendliest on earth, the taxes are zilch, and there's something to do 7 days a week! I'm living in the fun capital of the east coast and living without a curfew or an alarm clock. I don't have any homework, and there's no one to put me on restriction, so the options are endless! The only problem I have is now I don't know where to go on VACATION!
I suppose most would consider me to be easy going. I rarely get upset at anything unless someone says "Uhhhhh Tha Frosty Machine is BROKE!" Wonder why DOTS don't taste anywhere NEAR as good as they did when I was a kid, but MILK DUDS still DO? Whatever happened to Banana Fudgcycles anyway?
I grew up in a house full of women and some of my genes seem to have gotten a bit confused. I've got this addiction to Chocolate that I can't even BEGIN to explain! I prefer chick flicks over scary movies! The BLOB, THE GIANT SPIDER. and THE CRAWLING EYE sorta did me in on those! I have a hard time deciding between going fishing and going shopping if Kohls or Macy's have 75% off their clearance racks! I'll never be so bold as to say that I UNDERSTAND WOMEN, I simply know WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN NEXT! I wake up in a good mood and stay that way! I'm convinced that laughter is the true Fountain Of Youth! I find humor in practically everything. Sometimes I think I'm living in a GIANT CARTOON! I'm not sure which I enjoy more, dancing or roller skating. I don't like jogging, so If you should ever see me RUNNING ON THE BEACH, look out , a TSUNAMI is coming. I don't have a jealous bone in my body and don't know how to hate.(except for green beans and the Dallas Cowboys maybe) I was born in the deep south and sometimes sound a bit like Andy Taylor. I can also speak fluent Bahstonian but have learned not to do it here! I love being in, on, or near the water. Water can be anything from the Hot Tub to the Ocean and everything in between! Rain puts me in a trance. I've mastered the ability to keep drama and stress at bay! I can spot it from great distances and usually start fumbling for my car keys at the first sign of it! I enjoy cooking, but rarely cook just for myself, besides, there are hundreds of places close by that do a much better job of it than I do! I prefer Lucky Charms over shredded wheat. Before being sworn in as a TRUE South Carolinian, I naturally had to agree to learn to SHAG. (People from the North, it's a DANCE!) I've replaced WORK with dancing and have to say I'm adjusting to the change rather well! I'm 90% retired and working hard scratching things off my bucket list. I like to write and just started my first book. I'm not sure if it will be something to publish or something to leave to my kids, but I'm enjoying putting it together. I also plan to do a little more traveling. I'm a pretty happy guy as you can tell, and I'd like to share some of that happiness with someone this year.
I'd like to find someone with a good sense of humor,....... (she'll need it!) ...Wakes up in a good mood........Someone who is intelligent, but occasionally lets me win in scrabble, (which only makes her MORE intelligent).....someone who doesn't try to get the orange properties.....looks forward to each day..........someone who is genuine.......patriotic............likes old people.........gives to those that need it........someone attractive to ME.........someone attracted to me......someone whose favorite color is Carolina blue......someone who knows that the Righteous Brothers aren't a Gospel Group, the Beach Boys don't play BEACH MUSIC, and The Big Bopper isn't a hamburger at Hardees....... ..and of course........someone with a 60 foot Hatteras..........
The next time someone tells you that "anything is possible", tell them to try to dribble a football.
And lastly, the real question is, do you re use or throw away those red cups?
Have some Chocolates Eliza?
First meeting: Since it's warmed up, I'm thinking we can take a couple chairs to the beach and enjoy the sun and sand and each other's company.
First date: Anything!
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