big daddy cracker: christian
About
Smokes Occasionally with Thin body type
City
Bridgewater, Nova Scotia
Details
32 year old Male, 5' 8" (173cm), Non-religious
Ethnicity
Caucasian, Aries
Intent
big daddy cracker anything.
Education
High school
Personality
Profession
pimp daddy







I am Seeking a Woman For Friends
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry Not Completed
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Does not want children
Marital Status Prefer Not To Say Do you do drugs? No
Hair Color Brown Eye Color Other
Do you have a car? Prefer Not To Say Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship
Pets No Pets  


Interests

About Me
I like big butts and I can not lie ( she has a nice bottom)
You other brothers can't deny (other men cant lie)
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist (she has a big nice bum)
And a round thing in your face (her bum is in your face)
You get sprung, wanna pull out your tough (u get an erection,and want to share with the world)
'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed (Tight jeans)
Deep in the jeans she's wearing (sweet ass)
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring (your going to get a slap)
Oh baby, I wanna get wit'cha (i want to stick my erection in your vaginal opening)
And take your picture (and film it because im a dirty prick)
My homeboys tried to warn me (my freinds tryied to warn me)
But with that butt you got makes me feel so (horny nice bum makes me get an erection again) IF U CAN NOT LIVE UP TO THESE STANDARDS LADIES DONT BOTHER...IM ALOT OF MAN AND I NEED SOMETHING TO HOLD ONTO AT NIGHT...to sum it up
must be hairy like acne and lots of video games...or jeanne deon if yur on here please message me you fit the description...

Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
well i would take her to swiss chalet for some chicken and waffels u no dat ... then i would tell her how beautiful she was at the table while i let one rip and then blame it on her ... then we would proceed after the meal to get into my 1984 chevette rolling on 20" and go to my house to have some fun...when there and greeted by my dad i would proceed to my pad that i am renting from him...as we crawl into my bed with ninja turtle sheets and she feels how nice they feel against her hairy back and face.. she will turn to me and say i can finally scratch that ich ... i respect a woman that is natual, anyway we would proceed to go down because every man likes that...make love even though it smells like ass under the sheets, mabe me or her not shure.. thats ok it only takes a minute...after we are done and the awkerdness has passed i will fall asleep... wetting the bed through the night because i forgot to wear my depends...