I would hate to bore you by telling you how wonderful I am by attaching to my name a bunch of flattering adjectives. I am sure that you have already found this about two hundred times in all the other profiles. I believe that words are cheap, but actions speak much louder, so why bother? So, why not start with a bad stuff. I can be restless at times, love sarcasm, overly passionate, and cannot stand fakes. How about you? What gets under your skin? Or better yet what made you smile?
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
Just a quiet evening at home or a nice dinner out. Simple goes so far. It's not what you spend its what you do.