Im looking for a gold digger as i own 8 acres on the smilkameen river and have about 5 acres of the mountain behind my house and im sure theres gold in that there mountain so im looking for a hot lady with a good shovel,Plz send a pic of your shovel.I feel like ive entered the wunder years in my life i wunder where my keys are i wunder why i waked into that room i wunder where i parked my car and my memory is so bad i can surprise my own surprise party. I must have an amazing ass cause everytime im talking to some ladys and i walk away i can hear then whispering what an ass. Well a little about my self,we were so poor growing up that mom and dad cut holes in are pockets so we would have something to play with,Ok thats not really true my mom and dad were the best parents a child could ever dream of having.I just bought 8 acres on a river just outside of princeton and cant wait for the summer so if you like the outdoors and playing games like horse shoes are volleyball by the river and my profile does not scare you away then feel free to drop me a line and if not good luck.I like to think im smart but i do do dumb things once in a while,I took Viagra the other day and it got caught in my throat and now i have had a stiff neck for days.I love humor, smart ladys with in reason and i just like to have fun when i go out and im a real gentle man.I love romance and i like to do special things for the lady im love with may it be breakfast in bed are you waking up to a room full of rose pedals but you will have to be on your toes cause i might be around the corner ready to jump out and scare the crap out of you.I just got my pc about 15 years ago and my typing is like watching the grass grow are watching paint dry but im getting better. If your wundering whats up with the name doodee,well i have an one eyed pug named Doodee and when she was a puppy she would remove the eyes from her toys so i guess she was trying to do a transplant so i call her Drdoodee.Well if you want to chat and i have not scared you away then dont let me stop you and if not good luck in the ocean out there and becarefull of the nutbars oh and what did the little fish say when it got caught in seaweed? Kelp Kelp and what did the fish say when it hit concrete?Dam And plz dont I.M me unless you want to come over here and show me what im doing wrong.
Well drunk girls think im hot so were going straight to the Beer and wine store. Well this is a loaded Question but i dont put out on the first date so if thats not for you then carry on but i might make an exception and if we do go out please dont stand me up cause one time i had a hot date so i took viagra and she stood me up and my Doctor said it was the worst case of tendonitsis he has ever seen. When im making love i dont care what kind of music i listen to as long as its live that way every few mins theres lots of cheering and clapping. Sorry about my spelling i guess i was to busy fooling around when the teacher was talking. Im very open to anything on a first date if you want to meet and go to playland,darts,pool,Dinner,bungy jumping,drive by,walks,drinks on the beach,long drive threw the mountains,watch submarine races,concerts,flea markets,hockey games,cards,boared games,foose ball,texas holdem are anything you might come up with are i will take you down to nasa and hot wire the space shuttle,take a cruise around the planets and your sure to see stars.