| About | Non-Smoker with Average body type | City | Calgary Alberta | |
| Details | 57 year old Man, 5' 10" (178 cm), Christian - other | Ethnicity | Caucasian Libra with no hair |
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| I am Seeking a | Woman | For | Friends | |
| Needs Test | Not Completed | Chemistry | View his chemistry results | |
| Do you drink? | Socially | Do you want children? | Does not want children | |
| Marital Status | Divorced | Do you do drugs? | No | |
| Profession | oilfield | Do you have children? | All my kids are over 18 | |
| Education | High School | Do you have a car? | N/A |
Relationship
Intent 1sumthinelse wants to date but nothing serious. |
Relationship History The longest relationship 1sumthinelse has been in was over 10 years long. |
About Me
Gooey. No not gooey, Gummy? Gravelly? Don't worry it'll come to me. Anyway, onto a message from my sponsor... ME. Words cannot describe the mystery that is me! I am a riddle, a puzzle, a conundrum, a question with more than one answer. If that sounds confusing then let me elaborate.
I am arrogant (for such a humble guy). I am extremely thoughtful of others (when I'm not being inconsiderate and rude.) I am you-neek, (and a good speller on top of it all)as are many of you. (unless you're a twin, which makes you two-neek)
I hope this clears up your confusion because it didn't do a thing for mine.
Life is serious business which is exactly why it is so enjoyable to poke fun at it.
DISCLAIMER
The above statement is a work of fact. Any resemblance to fictional characters is purely coincidental.
Grumpy? Grimy? Gravy? ooh it's right there on the tip of my keyboard why won't it come to me? Oh yeah aging. Oh well, all is groovy.
My friends would tell you that I am cranky, demanding and hard to get along with, but you don't know my friends so I don't need to worry about that. (If you DO happen to know my friends and they DO tell you that stuff, don't listen to them,they're making it all up) I think they have issues.
About You.
Must not like dogs....same thing for cats, or hamsters. I have no problems with anybody liking rabbits however. (Aah those cute floppy ears and little twitchy noses)
More about you
If you found the previous statement offensive, well I don't blame you. I felt the same way the first time I was told I must love dogs. Don't let it deter you. Perhaps we could agree to disagree.
More about Me....Fears
I am afraid of Nothing. ooh just seeing it printed out there gives me the shivers. I am not even sure it really exists, because if it does then it is Something and becomes Nothing to be afraid of. Creepy, huh?
On the other hand Nothing gives me more pleasure than being poked in the eye with a sharp stick.
I am not afraid of jumping out of a plane. That has a lot to do with the fact that I am not currently in a plane. I will certainly re-evaluate my level of fear if I am ever faced with having to jump out of a plane. If anything changes I will keep you posted.
Remember, there are 10 types of people in this world:(I am only going to list them this one time)
Those who get binary, and those who don't.
Bye for now
I am arrogant (for such a humble guy). I am extremely thoughtful of others (when I'm not being inconsiderate and rude.) I am you-neek, (and a good speller on top of it all)as are many of you. (unless you're a twin, which makes you two-neek)
I hope this clears up your confusion because it didn't do a thing for mine.
Life is serious business which is exactly why it is so enjoyable to poke fun at it.
DISCLAIMER
The above statement is a work of fact. Any resemblance to fictional characters is purely coincidental.
Grumpy? Grimy? Gravy? ooh it's right there on the tip of my keyboard why won't it come to me? Oh yeah aging. Oh well, all is groovy.
My friends would tell you that I am cranky, demanding and hard to get along with, but you don't know my friends so I don't need to worry about that. (If you DO happen to know my friends and they DO tell you that stuff, don't listen to them,they're making it all up) I think they have issues.
About You.
Must not like dogs....same thing for cats, or hamsters. I have no problems with anybody liking rabbits however. (Aah those cute floppy ears and little twitchy noses)
More about you
If you found the previous statement offensive, well I don't blame you. I felt the same way the first time I was told I must love dogs. Don't let it deter you. Perhaps we could agree to disagree.
More about Me....Fears
I am afraid of Nothing. ooh just seeing it printed out there gives me the shivers. I am not even sure it really exists, because if it does then it is Something and becomes Nothing to be afraid of. Creepy, huh?
On the other hand Nothing gives me more pleasure than being poked in the eye with a sharp stick.
I am not afraid of jumping out of a plane. That has a lot to do with the fact that I am not currently in a plane. I will certainly re-evaluate my level of fear if I am ever faced with having to jump out of a plane. If anything changes I will keep you posted.
Remember, there are 10 types of people in this world:(I am only going to list them this one time)
Those who get binary, and those who don't.
Bye for now
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