| About | Non-Smoker with Athletic body type | City | London Uk | |
| Details | 43 year old Man, 6' 2" (188 cm), Other Religion | Ethnicity | Caucasian Leo with Black hair |
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| I am Seeking a | Woman | For | Dating | |
| Needs Test | View his relationship needs | Chemistry | View his chemistry results | |
| Do you drink? | Socially | Do you want children? | Undecided/Open | |
| Marital Status | Divorced | Do you do drugs? | No | |
| Pets | No Pets | Eye Color | Blue | |
| Profession | Consultant | Do you have children? | Yes | |
| Education | Bachelors degree | Do you have a car? | Yes |
Relationship
Intent Kxxxx is looking for a relationship. |
Relationship History The longest relationship Kxxxx has been in was over 5 years long. |
Interests
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About Me
An English professor wrote the words:
"A woman without her man is nothing" on the chalkboard and asked his students to punctuate it correctly.
All of the males in the class wrote: "A woman, without her man, is nothing."
All the females in the class wrote: "A woman: without her, man is nothing."
Punctuation is powerful
A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does she begins to gently caress his full beard. "Are you the manager?" she asks, softly stroking his face with both hands. "Actually, no," the bartender replies. "Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him," she says, running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair. "I'm afraid I can't," breathes the bartender. "Is there anything I can do?" "Yes, there is. I need you to give him a message," she continues, running her forefinger across the bartender's lips, slyly popping a couple of her fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them. "What should I tell him?" the bartender manages to ask. "Tell him," she whispers, "there's no toilet paper, hand soap, or paper towels in the ladies room."
OK about me.
I like to cook, specialities are Thai, Indian dishes and bacon rolls, need some guinea pigs to try my dishes. I like to travel and experience new cultures. I like to keep fit, take part in a few sports. But don’t worry, I'm no sports nut. I also like quiet evenings in with a good bottle of wine, and good company. Also going out to pubs and decent bars.
I'm a professional person, an IT Consultant. It's a demanding role but rewarding. Not as boring as you might think. Get to meet plenty of people.
Got into property lettings. Also done some property refurbs. Done well at it, would like to do more. I know what I want out of life. I'm not a lazy couch potato. Well not unless there's a good film on. I'm no good at e-mailing so if you want months of e-mails, I'm probably not the one. I would rather meet up and have a chat, a laugh and see what happens.
I am a good looking lad, well OK I suppose ;-)). House trained, low maintenance. Have all my own teeth, scrub up well, when trying to impress. I am a reliable, honest, open person with a GOSH. I'm intelligent and can hold a conversation. Looking for a like minded person to have a laugh and see how it goes.
A bit particular about who I want to meet. Looking to meet someone with a sense of humour, easygoing.
So if you are Miss Demeanour, Miss Adventure, Miss Appropriate, Miss Chevious, Miss Guided or Miss Take, bye bye.
Otherwise you could be the one?
Well drop me a message and we can find out.
PS
Women will never be equal to men, until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy. ;-))
PPS
Once upon a time a female brain cell, by mistake, ended up in a man's head.....
She looked around nervously, because it was so empty and quiet.
"Hello?", she cried, but there was no answer.....
"Is anyone here?" Still no answer......
Now the female brain cell started to feel really scared, and she yelled as loud as she could
"HELLO!!! IS ANYONE HERE???"
And finally, she heard a faint voice from far, far away:
"We're down here."
"A woman without her man is nothing" on the chalkboard and asked his students to punctuate it correctly.
All of the males in the class wrote: "A woman, without her man, is nothing."
All the females in the class wrote: "A woman: without her, man is nothing."
Punctuation is powerful
A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does she begins to gently caress his full beard. "Are you the manager?" she asks, softly stroking his face with both hands. "Actually, no," the bartender replies. "Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him," she says, running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair. "I'm afraid I can't," breathes the bartender. "Is there anything I can do?" "Yes, there is. I need you to give him a message," she continues, running her forefinger across the bartender's lips, slyly popping a couple of her fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them. "What should I tell him?" the bartender manages to ask. "Tell him," she whispers, "there's no toilet paper, hand soap, or paper towels in the ladies room."
OK about me.
I like to cook, specialities are Thai, Indian dishes and bacon rolls, need some guinea pigs to try my dishes. I like to travel and experience new cultures. I like to keep fit, take part in a few sports. But don’t worry, I'm no sports nut. I also like quiet evenings in with a good bottle of wine, and good company. Also going out to pubs and decent bars.
I'm a professional person, an IT Consultant. It's a demanding role but rewarding. Not as boring as you might think. Get to meet plenty of people.
Got into property lettings. Also done some property refurbs. Done well at it, would like to do more. I know what I want out of life. I'm not a lazy couch potato. Well not unless there's a good film on. I'm no good at e-mailing so if you want months of e-mails, I'm probably not the one. I would rather meet up and have a chat, a laugh and see what happens.
I am a good looking lad, well OK I suppose ;-)). House trained, low maintenance. Have all my own teeth, scrub up well, when trying to impress. I am a reliable, honest, open person with a GOSH. I'm intelligent and can hold a conversation. Looking for a like minded person to have a laugh and see how it goes.
A bit particular about who I want to meet. Looking to meet someone with a sense of humour, easygoing.
So if you are Miss Demeanour, Miss Adventure, Miss Appropriate, Miss Chevious, Miss Guided or Miss Take, bye bye.
Otherwise you could be the one?
Well drop me a message and we can find out.
PS
Women will never be equal to men, until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy. ;-))
PPS
Once upon a time a female brain cell, by mistake, ended up in a man's head.....
She looked around nervously, because it was so empty and quiet.
"Hello?", she cried, but there was no answer.....
"Is anyone here?" Still no answer......
Now the female brain cell started to feel really scared, and she yelled as loud as she could
"HELLO!!! IS ANYONE HERE???"
And finally, she heard a faint voice from far, far away:
"We're down here."
First Date
A drink in a nice bar. Have a chat and a laugh, darts, pool, arm wrestling, if we really hit it off.
OK maybe not arm wrestling :-)
OK maybe not arm wrestling :-)
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