What's with the car question, I'll send you a bus ticket.
I could tell you what other people say but that is only their opinion.
I Haven't got a clue, you figure me out.
Living in my own world not planning for tomorrow.
If I planned for tomorrow today, I would have missed yesterday!
Too poor to get on sugardaddy.com, had to settle for this site.
Next of kin need not apply. Rules are enforced for a reason.
A picture is worth a thousand words, but you never know someone until you live with them.
Wanna move in with me?
I'm totally underrated.
Maybe I just need a puppy.
Looking for a compatable girl to hang out with, coffee, drinks, whatever.
Sorry I don't do one nighters, it's a lifetime of love that I seek.
I am below average, hard to please and I know everyone. I do not dress up at all.
If it says "Prefer Not To Say", feel free to imagine what you want.
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
They say opposites attract, therefore, I am looking for a girl.
I have been on here for at least 2yrs, lol.. and I am still looking.
Better make that three years now...
I must be too fussy. I am shy to start and prefer 30 to 45 range, slim to average build and super cute.. I am a way nice person if you get the chance to meet me.
If you can't see my photo, do I exist?
If your in my fav's feel free to delete yourself.
!!WARNING!! Deleting yourself may or may not ruin any future chance of having sex with me!
If you don't put me in your fav's I might have to say yes to that transvestite that keeps hitting on me.
Bring a Banana Cream Pie when we meet and I will consider marriage.
I noticed that the mouse is faster than the brain.
Does anyone really know where Alberta is?
According to the "Great Fish Head", my needs need assessing?
I think my negative ions are kicking in!
Reality is I'm a very kind and gentle person
Picture for a special interest available.
Must live within 20,000 miles
Must not have dated losers in the past
Must drive a compressed air vehicle.
If you do manage to break through my aura you may not get back out.
I wrote too much I forgot why i'm here..
You don't have to message me, the right one will someday.
Been single for 8 plus years so I am not in any rush.
The time I spent alone doesn't matter, it's the time I spend with you that will.
Sometimes I get too far into it and I can't get back out.
Let's go this way.