More like a Best Friend than a Girlfriend :)
Probably nothing like what you think...
Don't take Life too seriously or it'll give you a headache, and if you get a kick out of being abusive/sleazy on a dating site, there are people who can help you!! If you feel sorry for yourself and want an ego boost, typing messages like "I bet you won't reply" you bet right! Phone the Samaritans, they will talk to you!
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