INBOX | MEET ME | SEARCH | ONLINE (182568) | CHEMISTRY | UPGRADE |
| About | Non-smoker with Athletic body type | City | Thornaby UK | ||
| Details | 25 year old Woman, 5' 2" (157cm), Non-Religious | Ethnicity | Caucasian Cancer with Brown hair | ||
| Intent | MadeByCarlsberg is looking for a relationship. | Education | Associates degree | ||
| Personality | Daredevil | Profession | Yep |
)
)
)
)
)
)
)
)
Sunny Day
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
| I am Seeking a | Man | For | Friends | |
| Needs Test | View her relationship needs | Chemistry | View her chemistry results | |
| Do you drink? | Socially | Do you want children? | Yes | |
| Marital Status | Single | Do you do drugs? | No | |
| Pets | Other | Eye Color | Brown | |
| Do you have a car? | Yes | Do you have children? | No | |
| Longest Relationship | Over 1 year |
About Me
A man was walking along a Florida beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed it, and out popped a genie.The genie said, "OK, You released me from the lamp, blah blah blah. This is the fourth time this month, and I'm getting a little sick of these wishes so you can forget about three... You only get one wish!" The man sat, and thought about it for a while and said, "I've always wanted to go to Hawaii, but I'm scared to fly, and I get very seasick. Could you build me a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over there to visit?"The genie laughed and said, "That's impossible!! Think of the logistics of that! How would the supports ever reach the bottom of the Pacific? Think of how much concrete -- how much steel!! No, think of another wish."The man said, "OK, I'll try to think of a really good wish."
Finally, he said, "I've been married and divorced four times. My wives always said that I don't care and that I'm insensitive. So, I wish that I could understand women, know how they feel inside, what they're thinking when they give me the silent treatment. Know why they're crying, know what they really want when they say "nothing,", know how to make them truly happy." The genie said, "Do you want that bridge to be two lanes or four?"
Finally, he said, "I've been married and divorced four times. My wives always said that I don't care and that I'm insensitive. So, I wish that I could understand women, know how they feel inside, what they're thinking when they give me the silent treatment. Know why they're crying, know what they really want when they say "nothing,", know how to make them truly happy." The genie said, "Do you want that bridge to be two lanes or four?"
Mail Settings
To send a message to
MadeByCarlsberg
you MUST meet the following criteria:
Male
Age between 28 and 40.
Live in United Kingdom
Live within 75 miles.
Must not have messaged users looking for intimate encounters or sex.
You must have a picture to contact this user.
Must not be looking for Intimate Encounter
Must not do drugs
Must not be married
Must not smoke
Male
Age between 28 and 40.
Live in United Kingdom
Live within 75 miles.
Must not have messaged users looking for intimate encounters or sex.
You must have a picture to contact this user.
Must not be looking for Intimate Encounter
Must not do drugs
Must not be married
Must not smoke
|
|
MadeByCarlsberg
has
2
roses available. Click Send Message to send
MadeByCarlsberg
a rose!
POF, PLENTYOFFISH, PLENTY OF FISH and PLENTY OF are registered trademarks of Plentyoffish Media Inc.