STOP! You can see my pictures and it's obvious they're not glamorized & still you're most likely intimidated. I can't f*kin help that so if you are intimidated... and you most likely are, I can provide plenty more reasons to reinforce your insecurity with my imperfections so SKIP to next superficial profile NOW. (most of you feel inadequate and probably should - especially if you 'hope' i'll settle for you instead of feeling you 'deserve' me as I'd prefer)
I will fail you, let you down, forget your days of significance, make you feel I'm unfaithful, go through low communication phase(s), seem selfish, hug you in the shower while sneakily peeing on your leg, let you do the same, cleverly manipulate u for your betterment, impose my 'high-road' at times so that I may relish the low road infrequently, repeat simple honest mistakes comfortably, outclass you, make you feel u need to be a better person to be with me, make myself feel the same, naturally rest my fingers where your butt cheek meets your leg while walking, find you attractive at untypical times, trade orgasms like camels in iraq, and if i am spending time with you, I'll choose to trust you to a point where you would feel too wrong to violate it - and even if so, I'll prefer the high road whether I'm on it trying not to belittle you or just faking it until the moment passes.
Put simply, you best have inner fortitude to dig out my best qualities and if so, I guarantee I will easily exceed & redefine your expectations... oh, and I'm very proud which means I'm quick to catch & mend my mistakes - ya, proud with a degree from humble-pie-university. Own your sh*t, have enough confidence to admit what challenges it, show weakness if needed, & feel free to open a conversation with a philosophical meaning for your last self-induced orgasm... & mine. Oh, and I can't help being a bit nerdy, whether it's modding my motorcycles, pc, tools or researching the failures of Newtons laws etc, and we both know the above "nerdy" is intelligence. I'm not impeded by it as my fellow nerds are... the gift of clever thought follows me into seductive behaviors & while still feeling innocent, I've tried or want to try more than you've imagined... chew on that a bit & you'll catch my drift.
Oh, and f*ck LOVE! It's a roadkill of a word, I prefer to deeply appreciate ;)
I would definitely plan it out - like making sure I took a solid #2 beforehand so I don't look like I'm thinking too hard. May 'pre-service' myself if you seem ravenously sensual so that I may try listening. Maybe we'd take a short scoot on motorcycle (aka: large mobile vibrator) & pick up some to-go indian/thai food - I'll use higher rpms to hopefully 'vibrate' you into a receptive mood of course.
Another option is to meet & sit across from one another in a public park with a bottle of liquor & NOT SAY A SINGLE WORD until the bottle is done, where we then would REVERSE EMPATHETIC MIRROR MIME (i just made that up...cool) where we communicate on each others behalf without direction & mimic the mime; eg: i grab my chest means you grab yours ;).
Or something totally different! Looking for something typical, try the next guy & ciao!