Me: I am well trained. I can cook, do dishes and even clean. I am an awesome bartender. I'll hold the door open for you. I love to explore the great cites of the world, sit on the beach, or just relax at home. Did I mention the excellent messages I give? I even rub feet.
You: Have a kind heart. Wants to be hugged and kissed. Likes to be a girly-girl, but doesn't need to put on makeup to leave the house. Gets dirty and cleans up nice. Is comfortable in a dive bar or a fancy place. Loves to travel and can stand me telling you all of the useless facts that I'll look up. Has a career, but your job does not define you. Likes the finer things in life and wants to have them. Makes me tingle when you walk into the room. Lets me tickle you. Likes sports and can stand to watch a whole football game.