I am an ordained minister of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. My honorific is, "Reverend."
If you're too lazy to read my profile, don't bother contacting me.
Don't bother contacting me if any of the following apply to you and/or situation:
- No transportation. I drive 450 miles a week, just to and from work.
- No job or income.
- Bipolar and/or schizophrenic. I don't stick my **** in crazy. Sorry, not sorry.
- Married or dating--EITHER unless he, she, or they can have a sit-down with you and I to confirm that y'all are in an open relationship.
- Convicted felon and/or illicit drug user. Both my career and current job require extensive background investigation. My career can require higher than top secret clearance.
- You can't meet face-to-face within 48 hours of contacting me. I've NEVER met a real person from PoF--and I've been a member since 21 JAN 2004!!! So very many fakes and flakes here, it's sad.